time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/207.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5361c56f6368720bb0080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c49263687260cc930000#post_5361c49263687260cc930000\r\nNothing beats whiskey and brandy when it comes to alcohol for me.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5361c5bb6368721308070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c4e1636872754a4b0000#post_5361c4e1636872754a4b0000\r\nOh no you did not! Beer is delicious! You must have just had the cheap stuff.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5361c5e763687213082f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c56f6368720bb0080000#post_5361c56f6368720bb0080000\r\nI'm the kinda guy who would go to a bar, get completely sloshed on strawberry daqueries and then hit on every guy there","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361c5f16368721800100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c4e1636872754a4b0000#post_5361c4e1636872754a4b0000\r\nDepends on the situation. I don't like it so much on its own either, but with some foods it can be all right. And of course, in a sauna. Nothing like a cold beer and a hot sauna.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5361c65763687222eb080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c5f16368721800100000#post_5361c5f16368721800100000\r\nI;ve never been in a sauna\r\nAre they nice?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361c7f963687218003e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c65763687222eb080000#post_5361c65763687222eb080000\r\nYou haven't lived until you've been to a proper hot sauna. It's relaxing as hell. \r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c51c63687220d31e0200#post_5361c51c63687220d31e0200\r\nQuite possibly. Two hours to fall asleep is a long-ass time. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5361c825636872417c710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of sleep how do you folks deal with sleep problems?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI have to go back to college in a week and two days and it's really hard for me to get on a regular schedule.  The reason why is that even though I don't dream much my dreams scare me cause of how realistic they are.  Even if I'm totally aware it's a dream and try to lucid dream it won't work at all.  When I dream I can touch, smell, taste, feel sensation of things as if it were real life and even when I know it's a dream it doesn't effect the dream.  Even in the dreams if you tried to jump in front of a car to jolt yourself awake you're going to feel that and while still in the dream go to the hospital and everything.\r\n\r\nYou can understand why I have this problem falling asleep.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5361c89963687254b21e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c825636872417c710000#post_5361c825636872417c710000\r\nI've never had problems sleeping.\r\nBut then again I'm 23 years old and still cuddle with my plushy collecton.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361c96e6368723d6a240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361c825636872417c710000#post_5361c825636872417c710000\r\nTry hypnosis, it might allow you to have better dreams since you are \"talking\" to your subconscious, also it may help you get to sleep faster as well.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5361cad963687201cf540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We now return to _The Adventures of Mary Sue and her Gigantic Boobies_.\r\n[spoiler]Kent Hovind looked at his son Eric's hairy, hideous, filthy patch of pubic hair. His son's penis never formed, and instead was replaced by a giant clit. This disability was mostly due to the fact that Kent married his sister. But the pubic hair was the main attraction. He readied his redneck hardon and buried it into the smegma-filled, lice-infested bush. The lice then sucked on the shaft, drawing out tons of delicious redneck blood. \r\n\r\nBut then, just as they were both about to have an incestuous creationist orgasm, Mary Sue appeared and with the help of Twilight Sparkle, cast an orgasm denial spell. The Hovinds and their wives would never orgasm again. The semen filled their balls up, and their genitals exploded in a glorious rain of victory, cum, blood and agony. Mary Sue and Twilight Sparkle then had hot lesbian sex while the Hovinds bled to death. Mary Sue put her massive boobs into Twilight's hot blackcurrant-flavored pussy. The pussy juice squirted all over the place, and teratomas rained from the sky, squirting teeth, hair, pus, blood and eyeballs all over the universe. Mary Sue then squirted a kiloton of vaginal secretions, enough to cover the entire Northern Hemisphere. \r\n\r\nMary Sue and Twilight Sparkle's vaginal secretions, along with Godzilla's cum, combined to create a new kaiju, with the body and horn of a unicorn, the legs and genitals of a female human, giant chestboobs AND crotchboobs, and Godzilla's head. The new kaiju was called Sexzilla.\r\n[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5361cb82636872748cf60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cad963687201cf540000#post_5361cad963687201cf540000\r\nI really don''t need thus.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361cbec6368727e5c120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cad963687201cf540000#post_5361cad963687201cf540000\r\nSounds like your typical fanfic.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5361cbef636872748c240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cad963687201cf540000#post_5361cad963687201cf540000\r\n...Onore, Randomsaur","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5361cc136368722010580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5361cc6b6368723175260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cc136368722010580000#post_5361cc136368722010580000\r\nWHy would you do this?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361cc896368721f78690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cad963687201cf540000#post_5361cad963687201cf540000\r\nDear GOD!\r\n[spoiler]I am so hard it hurts now.[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5361cccc63687262e9ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just threw up.....\r\nImma stop drinking now.\r\nTHANKS RANDOMSAUR!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361ccf863687236294a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cc136368722010580000#post_5361cc136368722010580000\r\nWhat the fuck am I looking at?!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5361cd376368723f43230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cccc63687262e9ec0100#post_5361cccc63687262e9ec0100\r\nThose things can form inside your uterus. And have teeth.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5361cd71636872366f810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cd376368723f43230000#post_5361cd376368723f43230000\r\nContrary to popular belief, gay men do not have uteruses.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361cd9c63687219aa310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm not saying I'm disgusted, but what is that?","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5361cdb26368723ed8900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cd71636872366f810000#post_5361cd71636872366f810000\r\nI thought you were a girl.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5361cdb863687231759d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"On a less nauseating note, I just founds the _pretty_ tag,","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361cdde6368725817000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cdb26368723ed8900000#post_5361cdb26368723ed8900000\r\nNope. Just a gay guy.\r\nYAY GAY!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5361cdec6368724999450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5361cd9c63687219aa310100#post_5361cd9c63687219aa310100\r\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}