time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2086.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5459805a636872684f080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54597fc063687249641c0000#post_54597fc063687249641c0000\r\nMeh, you'll be fine.\r\n\r\nI remember one kid who posted a bunch of weird sexual comments and people found out and _tore him apart_.\r\nYou ain't that guy though.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5459805a636872447ddb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54597ffb6368722aa78d0100#post_54597ffb6368722aa78d0100\r\nWell to be honest my first choice would be Gasmask.\r\nBut any takers would be nice.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545980916368727f73b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459805a636872447ddb0100#post_5459805a636872447ddb0100\r\n\r\nOne drunk, one sobber. Always aiming for the balance","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545980a66368723adfa30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459803d6368722d5d430000#post_5459803d6368722d5d430000\r\nNot before I take you of course.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545980b56368727b73da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459805a636872447ddb0100#post_5459805a636872447ddb0100\r\nI shall pass.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"545980cf6368727fdc710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I would totally be okay with being spitroast [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545980fe63687275de800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545980cf6368727fdc710000#post_545980cf6368727fdc710000\r\nSuch an obedient pet~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545980fc63687211c9340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459805a636872684f080000#post_5459805a636872684f080000\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54597fc063687249641c0000#post_54597fc063687249641c0000\r\nMeh, you'll be fine.\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\n>implying i was thinking i wasnt gonna be fine.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5459813063687251152c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545980cf6368727fdc710000#post_545980cf6368727fdc710000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545980fe63687275de800000#post_545980fe63687275de800000\r\n\r\nToo bad it can only be two at a time","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5459813e6368726d3cfb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545980fe63687275de800000#post_545980fe63687275de800000\r\nOh that's right \r\nI need a collar and leash with my lingerie as well ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545981606368724bbb370200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459813063687251152c0000#post_5459813063687251152c0000\r\n[spoiler]Three if you're a chick[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5459816b63687266a4470200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459813063687251152c0000#post_5459813063687251152c0000\r\nI have hands\r\nWe can make it four","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5459818963687275de870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545981606368724bbb370200#post_545981606368724bbb370200\r\nOr a really stretchy guy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5459819e6368720524140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545981606368724bbb370200#post_545981606368724bbb370200\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459813063687251152c0000#post_5459813063687251152c0000\r\nHey. My pet has two perfectly good hands.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545981b06368725bef990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459816b63687266a4470200#post_5459816b63687266a4470200\r\nGood boy~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545981b163687201527e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5459818963687275de870000#post_5459818963687275de870000\r\nYou had to go there.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"545981ec63687256b07b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545981b06368725bef990000#post_545981b06368725bef990000\r\n*nuzzling and purring*\r\nI love you","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545982e86368720f64690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/7/28/685156__safe_solo_animated_sweetie+belle_sitting_floppy+ears_reaction+image_frown_raised+eyebrow_artist-colon-spikedmauler.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5459832a63687212830b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what has been going on in the art world paska? And Naruto Squiggs?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5459832c6368726d29220200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"STRAIGH UP SHIT IS REAL AND ANY DAY COULD BE YOUR LAST IN THE JUNGLE","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5459833463687264cb240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545982e86368720f64690200#post_545982e86368720f64690200\r\n\r\nWelcome to the 18+ side Motherfu****","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5459835663687278ab470200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545982e86368720f64690200#post_545982e86368720f64690200\r\nShhhhhh\r\nJust sit back and hide ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5459836a6368725115710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545982e86368720f64690200#post_545982e86368720f64690200\r\n_Yeeeeahh._\r\nThese conversations start out innocent enough and then you're left like\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/93d828e51dc8345fe8a74e757f625377/tumblr_nedqn2huCj1rika5eo2_500.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"545983ae6368721e580d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No I just got here\r\n\r\nBut I don't have anything to contribute so ima back out for now","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545984086368721938f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545983ae6368721e580d0100#post_545983ae6368721e580d0100\r\nSame\r\nI just woke up and this was the first thing I read.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"}]}