time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/211.json

{"topics":[{"id":"536321246368720f55990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53631e1e6368724c56840000#post_53631e1e6368724c56840000\r\nDo you feel charging a beach with just a broadsword, a bow and arrow?\r\n\r\nNo seriously, a soldier in world war 2 named Jack Churchill fought world war 2 with a sword and bow.  Also one battle he was the only person intact after a mortar shell killed or wounded everyone else leading a charge while he was playing the bagpipes.  When the war ended he was sad that it was over.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53632440636872638f8a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536321246368720f55990000#post_536321246368720f55990000\r\nThere's being absolutely batshit insane, and then there's being Jack Churchill.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53632657636872225d340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536321246368720f55990000#post_536321246368720f55990000\r\nI want to buy this guy a drink.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536326ef6368720ef2df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536321246368720f55990000#post_536321246368720f55990000\r\nDid you also hear about a British Soldier who had his right arm chopped off by a Japanese soldier in Malaysia during WW2? He grabbed a sword by the blade and started killing Jap after Jap, eliminating an entire platoon until he dropped dead from blood loss.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5363274163687229218b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536326ef6368720ef2df0000#post_536326ef6368720ef2df0000\r\nWell that's metal","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53632b0a6368720cb66c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536326ef6368720ef2df0000#post_536326ef6368720ef2df0000\r\nThat's nothing, Simo Hayh \"The White Death\" killed 705 soviet soldiers.  Alvin York was originally a conscientious objector and then one day he killed a fuck ton of german soldiers and took a 133 german soldiers prisoner *BY HIMSELF!*  Audie Murphy killed 240 germans; took control of a a burning M-10 tank machine gun and mowed down every last german and then a hour later exited the tank after running out of bullets and then the tank exploded.\r\n\r\nIf rambo went up against any of these three guys then rambo would be full of bullet holes.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53632ccf63687234136f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632b0a6368720cb66c0000#post_53632b0a6368720cb66c0000\r\nThe Russians were so scared of him, that they sent several commando teams specifically to get at him. Simo killed them ALL! The Russians carpet bombed entire forests just of snuff him out. He only had minor shrapnel wounds. He eventually got shot in the jaw, and left the battle field for the duration of the war. But he never got killed. In fact, he made a full recovery and continued his hunting hobby. Died in 2002, aged 92.\r\n\r\n\"White Death - Sabaton\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5CaQ37VYvw","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53632d6363687233f4ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632ccf63687234136f0000#post_53632ccf63687234136f0000\r\nImagine how many soldiers he would have killed if someone hadn't of gotten lucky and hit his jaw.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53632ed3636872615d630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632d6363687233f4ba0000#post_53632d6363687233f4ba0000\r\nMaybe a 1000.\r\nAnd he was just a farmer who did it with no-scope.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53632fc66368725e59350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The sad thing about the winter war? I bet there were many Finnish machine gunners towards the end of the war who could probably match Häyhä's 'score'.\r\n\r\nThe soviets didn't give many fucks about their soldiers. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53633424636872768f220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Japanese straggler\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5363372f63687238a9500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536321246368720f55990000#post_536321246368720f55990000\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536326ef6368720ef2df0000#post_536326ef6368720ef2df0000\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632b0a6368720cb66c0000#post_53632b0a6368720cb66c0000\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632ccf63687234136f0000#post_53632ccf63687234136f0000\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632fc66368725e59350100#post_53632fc66368725e59350100\r\n>mfw I think of how simpy Europeans are now\r\nNo offense Paaska. Finland is cool. But Sweden....\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53633f8a6368727862a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Cool\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S74TCZmj9RI :p","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53634a5e63687205d9020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And then there's \"Lauri Törni/Larry Thorne.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauri_T%C3%B6rni \r\nThe dude rose to the rank of captain in the Finnish army, and when the continuation war ended in 1944 he joined the SS because he wasn't done killing Russians, and reached the rank of Haupsturmführer (equivalent of Captain).\r\n\r\n_Then_ he went on to serve in the US special forces, reaching the rank of Captain _again_ before disappearing in Vietnam.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5363581e636872148a090500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://assets.amuniversal.com/fad511905d0a012ee3bd00163e41dd5b!\r\nThis comic is Great (It's Lio BTW)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5363747b6368722a35420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363581e636872148a090500#post_5363581e636872148a090500\r\nI'll remember that to tell my kids to do this if I have any.\r\n\r\nSo I've heard from one of the People I Follow on Tumblr that apparently Hot Topic has been stealing art since 2008?\r\n\r\nIs that true or not? cuz this is the first I've ever heard of that.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"536374eb6368725176830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363747b6368722a35420200#post_5363747b6368722a35420200\r\nI'm not sure","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5363f0e263687205a5f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Where will you rather be?\r\n\r\nHere,\r\n!http://picslava.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/627b1e270047cced10e554a056cd2dfe9.jpg!\r\n\r\nhere,\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ngnl2ESt84M/T8srV0icdVI/AAAAAAAAEOs/Z3nEFHMNIQk/s1600/nature-wallpaper-16.jpg!\r\n\r\nhere,\r\n!http://wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hd-wallpaper-desktop-1.jpeg!\r\n\r\nhere,\r\n!http://www.wallpaperplant.com/wallpaper/example/8807395-desktop-images-hd.jpg!\r\n\r\nor here?\r\n!http://wallpapers.cc/files/walls/10076.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5363f1116368721f5a3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363f0e263687205a5f70000#post_5363f0e263687205a5f70000\r\nI would go with the second One","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5363f16a6368722d29110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363f0e263687205a5f70000#post_5363f0e263687205a5f70000\r\nHere.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5363f1d36368722d0c450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363f16a6368722d29110000#post_5363f16a6368722d29110000\r\n!http://stickerish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/RageFaceBlackSS.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5363fdb06368724e59910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363f0e263687205a5f70000#post_5363f0e263687205a5f70000\r\n\r\nThere","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5364039f63687274633d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363f0e263687205a5f70000#post_5363f0e263687205a5f70000\r\nUnder there.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536403dc6368724a5fd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5364039f63687274633d0000#post_5364039f63687274633d0000\r\n!http://stickerish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/RageFaceBlackSS.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5364091c6368726477e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5363f0e263687205a5f70000#post_5363f0e263687205a5f70000\r\nthe last one. I would like to hunt wolves in the moonlight","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"}]}