time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2111.json

{"topics":[{"id":"545bf8ef636872725b650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bf87f6368721f88630000#post_545bf87f6368721f88630000\r\nNo one. You'll have to shove it down our throats by force.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"545bf8f86368723f438a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bf87f6368721f88630000#post_545bf87f6368721f88630000\r\nGo for it.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"545bf96b6368720dc7ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bf87f6368721f88630000#post_545bf87f6368721f88630000\r\nSure! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545bfaa063687275eb960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bd431636872520c380200#post_545bd431636872520c380200\r\nYou're learning of the magic of fats. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545bfae563687232b3d30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bfaa063687275eb960000#post_545bfaa063687275eb960000\r\nThey grow up so fast!\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545bfbe063687203f1cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545be9ea63687219dd700000#post_545be9ea63687219dd700000\r\nWell, how did it end? Did Prof. Genki kick Sasuke in the nuts?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"545bfce26368720ade680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"duuuuuude\r\nDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE\r\nEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW\r\n\"http://rap.genius.com/3206863/Mac-miller-insomniak/Im-the-shit-im-constipated\":http://rap.genius.com/3206863/Mac-miller-insomniak/Im-the-shit-im-constipated\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545bfd4a6368720756200200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bfbe063687203f1cd0000#post_545bfbe063687203f1cd0000\r\nNaruto and Sasbukakke got married and fucked eachother into a coma.\r\n\r\n\r\nNow Sakura is the main character and there will be a new series coming out about how Sakura over comes her greatest fear.\r\n\r\nBeing a 35 year old Virgin. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545bfd8c6368722d10510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bf8ef636872725b650100#post_545bf8ef636872725b650100\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bf8f86368723f438a0100#post_545bf8f86368723f438a0100\r\nALRIGHT! Long post time!\r\n[spoiler]We open on Derek. Standing outside his grandmother's house. It's been ten years since he's seen his family. He called them beforeheand and they agreed to meet here so they can here his big announcement. Derek apprehensively opens the door and the eye's of the room are upon him. His monther, father, grandparents,  older brother, and various aunts and uncles all look at him and then his father pipes in. \"Derek! What have you been up to the past ten years\"he says jovially. Derek rubs his arm. \"Not much dad. Teaching...\" It's then that grandma notices something shiny on Derek's left hand. \"Why Derek is that a wedding band I see in your finger?\" Derek looks at his grandmother nervously. \"Yeah. That's kind of the  reason I called you all here.\" He looks  at the front door and yells \"You can come in now.\" In comes a tall man with brown hair and striking green eyes. \"Everyone this is my husband Alex.\" The family goes quiet for what seems like an eternity. Grandmother is the first to break the silence. \"Well Alex come in and tell us about yourself.\" It's then that a loud voice comes from outside. \"I'm coming in now too! It's cold as a witch's tit out here!\" In come's a woman with brunnette hair, blue eyes, and a strangely athletic figure. Derek's mother looks at her. \"And who is this?\" Derek and Alex both glance at it each other, look to the family, and simultaneously say, \"Well. This is our wife Beth.\" Beth simply smiles at the family and the screen goes black revealing the title card. Bold letters reading, _Ménage à trois_.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545bfe406368726ae6290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bfd8c6368722d10510200#post_545bfd8c6368722d10510200\r\nI can dig it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545bff346368726ae6400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bfd8c6368722d10510200#post_545bfd8c6368722d10510200\r\nFascinating. Is it based on personal experience by any chance?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"545c001163687244c18d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545bff346368726ae6400100#post_545bff346368726ae6400100\r\nNo. Let's just say that my mind goes to strange places when I don't have something to occupy my thoughts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c016663687237aecf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c001163687244c18d0100#post_545c001163687244c18d0100\r\nThat's exactly how I thought up that fucking \"La Vegan Pride\" shit. \r\n\r\nWhen I get bored my brain turns on (Or in this instance off and on Auto pilot) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c020c63687224a5220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c001163687244c18d0100#post_545c001163687244c18d0100\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c016663687237aecf0000#post_545c016663687237aecf0000\r\nWow, so your brains can create their own weed inside? Fascinating.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545c03936368722e05080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://yt3.ggpht.com/-n0UaQSUz4tE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/1rWMJBMYm6w/s100-c-k-no/photo.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545c04e563687276538a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have to confess guys.\r\n\r\nI'm actually a Reploid made by Dr. Wiley. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c0684636872088d540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c04e563687276538a0000#post_545c04e563687276538a0000\r\nRadical.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c06f3636872097d1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c0684636872088d540000#post_545c0684636872088d540000\r\nAnd my name is [spoiler]Black Guy[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c07856368721d1f610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c06f3636872097d1a0100#post_545c06f3636872097d1a0100\r\nSo what happens when Megaman steals your powers?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c07cf6368727eea380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So John's dad love harlequins.\r\nRose's mom loves wizards.\r\nAnd Dave's brother loves puppets.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c07f16368727eea3f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God, attempting to draw gets me frustrated. It's like I'm trying to explain some emotion or idea I have but the only word I can say is \"potato\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545c08026368720891910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c07856368721d1f610000#post_545c07856368721d1f610000\r\nHe gains the power of [spoiler]Busting caps[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c082e63687239ccf60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Mario 64 chaos edition\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNmRL3idKKw&list=UUzORJV8l3FWY4cFO8ot-F2w","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545c083b63687210571c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c07f16368727eea3f0200#post_545c07f16368727eea3f0200\r\nI know how you feel.\r\n\r\nEvery time I draw I get mad/depressed cuz it never looks right and or good. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545c086f636872097d480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c07cf6368727eea380200#post_545c07cf6368727eea380200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]So John's dad love harlequins.\r\nRose's mom loves wizards.\r\nAnd Dave's brother loves puppets.[/bq]\r\n\r\nbasically.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}