time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2116.json

{"topics":[{"id":"545c1efc63687214c0050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Are you guys ignoring me?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c1f8d63687265abfd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c1d5a6368721b167f0100#post_545c1d5a6368721b167f0100\r\nI just want a good friend who's cool with cuddling.\r\npreferably second base cuddling but just normal cuddling is good too. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545c1f966368726e818a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c1d3a636872366bed0000#post_545c1d3a636872366bed0000\r\nFor a moment, I thought that manga was some kind of twisted hentai.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545c1fd56368721dce1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/40094c58439fbf4385fb95343efed7031366239016_full.jpg!\r\nWell that is most certainly untrue!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c1fff636872361b7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c1efc63687214c0050000#post_545c1efc63687214c0050000\r\nPeople tends to be ignored here, you will get used to it.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545c20006368725b03a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c1efc63687214c0050000#post_545c1efc63687214c0050000\r\nOf course not dear. Everyone has those fears about sex.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c207b63687274488a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Like at times I honestly think I just don't want to have sex","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c21376368724f50fd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c207b63687274488a0100#post_545c207b63687274488a0100\r\nDOn't worry dear. It's something everyone has dealt with. In fact in my experience the one's who tend to think themaselves as God's gift to sexuality are inevitably the worst when it comes to sex. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c21916368724bed810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c21376368724f50fd0100#post_545c21376368724f50fd0100\r\nOkay\r\n\r\nIf we do ever get to\r\nI just want to take it very slowly ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c21d96368727ad5690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c21916368724bed810000#post_545c21916368724bed810000\r\nI'll guide you every step of the way~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c230a636872509d400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Maximum Gay Mode","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545c2359636872547f1e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c230a636872509d400100#post_545c230a636872509d400100\r\nThat sounds like a superpower.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c235f6368722f810c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"aaaah.\r\n\r\nisnt there something better to cheer you up than other people´s misery?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545c24736368724007140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c235f6368722f810c0000#post_545c235f6368722f810c0000\r\nsquiggy always cheers me up","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c24c96368725129780200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jesus this first part feels so bloated.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c24e16368724bd8540200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c2359636872547f1e0100#post_545c2359636872547f1e0100\r\nYou throw rainbow blast from your mouth!\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"545c258a63687207a2f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/ee3cc737a7f663572e13e4824eaa1b8a/tumblr_n6ifxtzPT91r8tyjfo1_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545c259d6368727819030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c24c96368725129780200#post_545c24c96368725129780200\r\n\r\nin what?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545c26516368721478c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c259d6368727819030000#post_545c259d6368727819030000\r\nHomestuck. It feels like it wants to jump RIGHT into world building. But you can't do that. You gotta ease the audience into the world. Like Nash said \"It's like using chloroform to get us into the creepy van rather than candy.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c266363687279c06a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so i remembered that i ordered the blue version of these\r\n!https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/10462999_1447582362159483_8923663008064146145_n.jpg?oh=8315c8365da7ec720532529fdacbd520&oe=54E4333B&__gda__=1420449258_15ecdfbcc6e7da324f6bea05db4ba636!\r\nif i dyed my hair blue i could totally cosplay squiggy's avatar","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c26ca6368721478d20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c26516368721478c70100#post_545c26516368721478c70100\r\n\r\noh man.\r\n\r\nand that isnt even that bloated\r\n\r\nwait until act 5, where you will literally have to read 3 different comics at the same time.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545c2788636872074bc60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c26ca6368721478d20100#post_545c26ca6368721478d20100\r\nI don't think I can do that.\r\nNo offense. I like my storytelling to be clean and concise.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c27b56368726d37920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c2788636872074bc60000#post_545c2788636872074bc60000\r\nthen you are reading the wrong story","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545c281863687278cb580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c27b56368726d37920100#post_545c27b56368726d37920100\r\nI'm gonna give it the ol' college try though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545c28276368727819360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545c2788636872074bc60000#post_545c2788636872074bc60000\r\n\r\nyou are gonna find homestuck lacks any of those 2 things.\r\n\r\nmultiple times.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}