time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2230.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5469e6b763687244e23b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469e63c6368724469960400#post_5469e63c6368724469960400\r\nDerp, but yeah you're totally right.\r\n\r\n\"May the force be?\"\r\nGeek, \"-with you\"\r\nNerd, \"-equal to the mass times acceleration\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5469e85563687235bca80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5469e6b763687244e23b0200#post_5469e6b763687244e23b0200\r\nBut I see your point, that's why only Ivy knows I'm a brony. I've built up this reputation around campus that would be utterly destroyed if word ever gets out.\r\n\r\n\"Hey, did you hear? Albus, you know the one-eyed hard-as-flip soldier boy, watches a cartoon for little girls. Oh man, and I thought he was pretty rad.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5469eaa36368724406280400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Time for another painful semester that'd be full of pain.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"546a04726368727363510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Happy Life Day fuckers! Yes, on this day 36 years ago the Star Wars Holiday Special premiered, the... experience that is arguably not nearly as painful or unwatchable as The Phantom Menace.​","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"546a067e636872462d800400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a04726368727363510200#post_546a04726368727363510200\r\nYou know what that calls for?  Time to sing in wookiee.\r\n*clears throat*\r\n*shot before I can start*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"546a077b63687242e14b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a067e636872462d800400#post_546a067e636872462d800400\r\nLet us all join hands in our space snuggies with our Faberge Eggs to do a massive pile of cocaine, as we listen to Bea Arthur sing and the bantha loin sizzle.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"546a11f063687242cd800300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My left hand really hurts today\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I swear, it's from hitting golf balls at the driving range yesterday[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"546a14bc6368725041760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a11f063687242cd800300#post_546a11f063687242cd800300\r\nLeft handed?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"546a205363687206702a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a14bc6368725041760000#post_546a14bc6368725041760000\r\nRighty","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"546a29c16368720bb7490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"POPPED A MOLLY\r\nIM SWEATIN\r\nWOOOOO","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546a2a006368727204da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I was talking to my Sis just now and we were talking about Zelda and stuff.\r\n\r\nAnd I just came up with the weirdest concept for a Zelda game.\r\n\r\nWhat if they made a Zelda game that COMPLETELY ass backwards. Where Ganondorf is the Good guy and Link is the bad guy. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"546a2af263687238a1010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a2a006368727204da0000#post_546a2a006368727204da0000\r\n...I mean I'd play it though","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"546a2bc56368727282ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a2af263687238a1010100#post_546a2af263687238a1010100\r\nIt was just a thought, we were basically just thinking about how they could add more Verity to the Zelda series. \r\n\r\nIt would be extremely weird. Could you imagine Link being a GIANT asshole? And Ganon being just a Dude Bro. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"546a2c5763687207129d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a2bc56368727282ba0000#post_546a2bc56368727282ba0000\r\nI like to think that groose was the first mortal incarnation of ganondorf. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"546a2cb86368724e324e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's 59F here\r\n\r\nAnd I'm shivering while wearing pants and a hoodie\r\n\r\nWhat the hell","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"546a2d576368724e32640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a2cb86368724e324e0100#post_546a2cb86368724e324e0100\r\nDon't be getting sick on us","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"546a2dfe6368722c01a60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a2d576368724e32640100#post_546a2d576368724e32640100\r\nNo I just can't stand the cold\r\n\r\nI moved out here to get AWAY from the cold","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"546a2f206368722c40630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">sorry for fake greentext\r\n>walks up to vending machine\r\n>wanting to buy goldfish crackers\r\n>line of freshmen already there\r\n>looks at vending machine\r\n>sees last bag of goldfish crackers being dispensed\r\n>mfw\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/863/732/94a.png!\r\n>turns right around and walks the heck out of the lunchroom","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"546a2f396368724e12cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a2c5763687207129d0100#post_546a2c5763687207129d0100\r\nThe GROOSE IS LITERALLY LOOSE!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a2dfe6368722c01a60200#post_546a2dfe6368722c01a60200\r\nI wish It could stay cold here. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"546a31236368720712070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"medusa head on me like im illuminati","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546a31fe6368723819fa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a31236368720712070200#post_546a31236368720712070200\r\nAre you Simon Belmont ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"546a328063687272fa7f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a31fe6368723819fa0100#post_546a31fe6368723819fa0100\r\n\r\ni just woken up in brand new buggati","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546a376b63687231924d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_You can all run naked backwards, through a field of dicks_","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546a3efc6368723192030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546a376b63687231924d0000#post_546a376b63687231924d0000\r\nI'm pretty sure a lot of people in this thread would be totally into that","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"546a42496368722863200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm so sore\r\n\r\nWhat the heck\r\n\r\nGolf shouldn't be doing this to me","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}