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{"topics":[{"id":"53697a366368724409530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@tetrisman64\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53697a1b63687215b4360100#post_53697a1b63687215b4360100\r\n\r\ncool.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53697b8b6368726e2f130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536976fd636872562ae50000#post_536976fd636872562ae50000\r\nCause when you put dumb people in charge of data encryption you get dumb results.\r\n\r\nIf someone truly wanted to keep something secret the best option is to destroy the evidence.  Take all the paperwork you no longer need, all the physical evidence, go out in the desert and burn it all.  If there is no longer any physical evidence then it doesn't matter who spills their guts they're just going to be viewed as crackpots.  Any data information keep them on separate networks and whenever they're no longer needed purge the information and when the computer is outdated and replaced take it out to the desert and melt it as well.  That way no matter how damning the information is or whoever spills their guts it's still going to forever remain in the realm of crackpot conspiracy theories.  At that point having people spill their guts would actually help keep the secret cause if there's a million people going around claiming that we never landed on the moon or such regardless of whether or not it's true they're forever just going to be labelled as crackpot conspiracy theorists.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53698f0a6368723803d00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The people of Hong Kong are annoyed to say the least.\r\nMainland Chinese visit, and defecate in the street. As is normal for their villages.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53698f6563687236c1020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53698f0a6368723803d00200#post_53698f0a6368723803d00200\r\nI just know I can make a pun here, but nothing's coming to mind.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53698ffc63687236c1340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53698f6563687236c1020000#post_53698f6563687236c1020000\r\nTalk about a pu-pu platter.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5369929d63687236a3690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"3 days until I'm finally moved.  I thought I was going to go nuts waiting.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536994066368725145860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53698f0a6368723803d00200#post_53698f0a6368723803d00200\r\nI should clarify, when I say villages... I say that to specify where these Chinese are coming from.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5369929d63687236a3690100#post_5369929d63687236a3690100\r\nHave you ever seen Seinfeld?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"536995316368721ba0750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536994066368725145860100#post_536994066368725145860100\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5369929d63687236a3690100#post_5369929d63687236a3690100\r\nHave you ever seen Seinfeld?[/bq]\r\nNope, never; I'm pretty flippant when it comes to things.\r\n\"Oh hey I like this show. . Oh hey I finished the show time to check out something else instead. . What was I watching before this again?  Oh well\"\r\nEven if I have I probably immediately forgot about it.  I change being a fan of something like a person changes their shoes.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5369966763687227c5c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536995316368721ba0750000#post_536995316368721ba0750000\r\nwell allow me to paraphrase a conversation from Seinfeld.\r\n\r\nJerry: you have no idea how much your life is going to improve. Food tastes better, you're happier.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53699818636872672c430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5369966763687227c5c90000#post_5369966763687227c5c90000\r\nI do know actually.\r\n\r\nTo break it down I -swindled- talked the loan company that -swindled- me for the removal of my wisdom teeth and talked to my college and got a cheap room; even if I don't work I'll get enough money back every semester from my loans to be able to eat and pay the dentist bill.  My plan is to first two semesters have a part time job to pay off the dentist bill before the interest rate gets too high, then reduce the hours so as to have money for moving and first couple months rent when I do graduate.  This is one of those cases where not having many possessions is better financially because me moving across country would only cost a couple hundred dollars.  This in turn will allow me enough time to finish my project thus giving me more money in the end and more than likely have a job waiting for me by the time I graduate again.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5369982563687227d9650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I will eat this GMO soybean to prove that it is safe.\r\n\r\n*Eats soybean*\r\n\r\nSee? Nothing's wrong wi-\r\n!http://cdn.filmschoolrejects.com/images/super-mario-bros-movie-goomba.jpg!\r\nGuys, what just happened to me?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5369987563687269ab330300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5369982563687227d9650100#post_5369982563687227d9650100\r\n!http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/1.jpg!\r\nIt's a me Mario Mario.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53699a206368727a8bd80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5369987563687269ab330300#post_5369987563687269ab330300\r\nYou know what Imma say it right now.\r\nThat movie isn't as bad as everyone says it is.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53699b4d6368722796900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699a206368727a8bd80000#post_53699a206368727a8bd80000\r\nI agree; it's bad but for a video game movie it's not too bad.  There have been far worse video game movies out there.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53699b9d63687239924a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699b4d6368722796900000#post_53699b4d6368722796900000\r\nLike anything by Uwe Boll.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53699bbe6368723992570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now I'm going to eat a non-GMO soybean. Hopefully this won't do anything bad.\r\n\r\n*Eats soybean*\r\n\r\nSee? Nothin-\r\n!http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fishwithlegs.jpg!\r\nI need freaking drink.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53699c1d63687239927a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699bbe6368723992570000#post_53699bbe6368723992570000\r\nLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE REVERSE MERMAID!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53699c3763687244f81c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699b9d63687239924a0000#post_53699b9d63687239924a0000\r\nImagine if Uwe Boll made a video game movie with Gary Busey as the main character?\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699c1d63687239927a0000#post_53699c1d63687239927a0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699bbe6368723992570000#post_53699bbe6368723992570000\r\nLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE REVERSE MERMAID![/bq]\r\n<Insert monster girl quest joke here>","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53699c656368722ee4e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699c3763687244f81c0000#post_53699c3763687244f81c0000\r\nI kinda wanna see that....\r\n\r\nI LOVE MONSTER GIRL QUEST!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53699cb663687244166a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699c656368722ee4e30000#post_53699c656368722ee4e30000\r\nA Uwe Boll movie with Gary Busey would probably be so bad that people's ears would start bleeding.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53699ede6368720787110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shark-attack-3-shark-gifs.gif!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53699f2f636872125e0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699ede6368720787110000#post_53699ede6368720787110000\r\nStill not as terrifying as the goblin shark.\r\nThat thing gives me nightmares.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5369a02263687225230d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53699f2f636872125e0d0000#post_53699f2f636872125e0d0000\r\n!http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2013/10/600-grey-goblin.gif! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5369a17763687240973f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5369a02263687225230d0000#post_5369a02263687225230d0000\r\nIt's like a goddamn precursor to the goddamn xenomorph.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5369a2326368723b04ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5369a17763687240973f0000#post_5369a17763687240973f0000\r\nWell pretty much the only way it could be more awful is with a penis shaped head.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}