time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2300.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5471b2526368724ac10f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b1556368721be0860000#post_5471b1556368721be0860000\r\nThat will only happen if we somehow summon Smiling Pony to the thread.\r\n\r\nBut trying to do that would be just ...foolish.\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/8e175fb66587ddfe50958f269b8e5957/tumblr_inline_n52vhaVrUd1r5w6uf.png!\r\n\r\n*begins complicated ritual to try and summon Smiling Pony*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5471b266636872603c530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b18363687240b0f80100#post_5471b18363687240b0f80100\r\nMaybe the plan was to wear him out but probably backfired by taking too much damage. One of the admirable things about him is he preys before and after every fight.\r\n\r\nAlso, that is one nickname. The other maybe has a certain sting to you and yours.\r\n\r\nHe is [spoiler]The Mexicutioner[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5471b28963687253fb360300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b1ce636872377ce40200#post_5471b1ce636872377ce40200\r\nYESHH Indeed!\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b2156368726f0a8d0100#post_5471b2156368726f0a8d0100\r\nI thought it was ponies\r\n*Avoids all shoots, rocks and every lethal proyectiles made.*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5471b2a0636872543eb00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b2526368724ac10f0100#post_5471b2526368724ac10f0100\r\nGomora!\r\n\r\n*The Saurian Kaiju Whacks you across the face with his thick tail*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5471b2d0636872426e210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b28963687253fb360300#post_5471b28963687253fb360300\r\n\r\nponies too\r\n\r\nlike fuck man, all pony sites need to be removed from the internet","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5471b3146368721809ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b2156368726f0a8d0100#post_5471b2156368726f0a8d0100\r\nWrong! Every denizen of the web knows that bronies are the ultimate evil.\r\n\r\nWw will consume ALL the media.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5471b33b6368726f3bf00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know what ruined the internet?\r\n\r\nmemes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5471b33d6368725410f00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b2a0636872543eb00200#post_5471b2a0636872543eb00200\r\n!http://www.balanceduniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5471b358636872545e170300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b28963687253fb360300#post_5471b28963687253fb360300\r\n[spoiler]Are you just playing along or something? I thought Pokeporn disgusts you?[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5471b36e63687224d9c40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay this is pretty weird.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5471b39163687238f21b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b2156368726f0a8d0100#post_5471b2156368726f0a8d0100\r\nIt wasn't the first time it was ruined forever. \r\nFirst it was ruined by 4chan\r\nThen it was ruined by furries\r\nThen it was ruined by pedos\r\nThen it was ruined by myspace\r\nThen it was ruined by emos\r\nThen it was ruined by deviantart\r\nThen it was ruined by sonic fans\r\nThen It was ruined by 9gag\r\nThen it was ruined by facebook\r\nThen it was ruined by twitter\r\nThen it was ruined by reddit\r\nThen it was ruined by homestuck\r\nThen it was ruined by bronies\r\nThen it was ruined by SJW\r\n\r\nSo says the legends of the 4chan users over 30","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5471b39e63687224d9c90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b36e63687224d9c40200#post_5471b36e63687224d9c40200\r\n\r\nyou know what else is weird?\r\n\r\nur mom \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5471b3c36368722ebdee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the internet ruined the internet","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5471b3d963687224d9dc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b266636872603c530200#post_5471b266636872603c530200\r\nWhat I like about Pacquiao is that the form of how he attacks, also people already knows that getting close to him is a ticket to the hospital.\r\n\r\nYeah, I know about that nickname. We know about that nickname...Until Juan Manuel Marquez.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5471b3dc6368726345b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b36e63687224d9c40200#post_5471b36e63687224d9c40200\r\n!http://www.jukupop.com/images/junk-food-alice-in-wonderland-we-re-all-mad-here-t-shirt-black-wash-p755-1480_image.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5471b44e6368722e81d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/lUb8P.gif!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5471b473636872426e6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b3c36368722ebdee0000#post_5471b3c36368722ebdee0000\r\n\r\nhumans ruined the internet. It would be better without humans.\r\n\r\n!http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/terminator-5-sarah-connor-actress.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5471b48a63687239c4530300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b44e6368722e81d50000#post_5471b44e6368722e81d50000\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130318080227/mspaintadventures/images/6/6b/06012.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5471b49b6368724b7eac0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I actually prefer this thread when It's like this.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5471b4a26368722b72dc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b473636872426e6c0100#post_5471b473636872426e6c0100\r\n\r\nand then what? fucking spambots sending emails about penis enlarging pills to each other?\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5471b4b36368724ac1740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b358636872545e170300#post_5471b358636872545e170300  \r\n[spoiler]Yeah, it was disgusting for me in the first time, but now the pokeporn makes me laught, not horny. [/spoiler]","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5471b4f36368722e74d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The internet would be better without tecnology.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5471b51d636872543e0e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b4a26368722b72dc0200#post_5471b4a26368722b72dc0200\r\nYes! The age of the cyber-driven internet will be upon us! A glorious new age!\r\n\r\nPenis ads for all!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5471b52c6368722503610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This thread is weirder than this...\r\n\r\n!http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/710want-some-of-this.jpg!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5471b5736368724025c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5471b4a26368722b72dc0200#post_5471b4a26368722b72dc0200\r\nWelcosm to you fre***** 90 day trile uv benis biger pro\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n**********Ples sand 90000000000000000 dollar to Nigerian pronce within 90 days oar we cut of toes","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}