time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2336.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54766bab6368721aec390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you ever have one of those moments where you just hear what someone is saying and you can hear your brains slowly liquifying and you're worried that you have to plug your ears else they fall out?\r\n\r\nBasically I was talking to someone about ectogenesis; I've talked about it a couple times before, but basically what it is that scientists are working on artificial uteruses so that women that can't have kids or that people that have stds can have kids with the baby essentially going through the nine months in a artificial uterus outside the body.  So anyways the part that made my brain partially liquify was that the person I was talking to said outright, \"good that means we'll be able to criminalize sex\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54766c286368721a5c930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766bab6368721aec390000#post_54766bab6368721aec390000\r\nJust leave him in the dust. Talking to him/her/it will just make your brain worse.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54766cc163687231c4860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766bab6368721aec390000#post_54766bab6368721aec390000\r\n\r\nWhy would that even...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54766d666368720536170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766bab6368721aec390000#post_54766bab6368721aec390000\r\nThat is the most idiotic thing I've ever heard.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54766dc863687253bc870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766c286368721a5c930000#post_54766c286368721a5c930000\r\n[bq=\"Ore-O\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766bab6368721aec390000#post_54766bab6368721aec390000\r\nJust leave him in the dust. Talking to him/her/it will just make your brain worse.[/bq]\r\nWait; shit I listened to what they were sayyyyyyy-*brain liquefies*.......\r\n!http://k34.kn3.net/taringa/8/3/4/2/8/5/3/emaban/DB6.jpg?8878!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54766e1963687249a3530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766dc863687253bc870000#post_54766dc863687253bc870000\r\nShall we reset the universe again?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54766fa263687268e7070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766bab6368721aec390000#post_54766bab6368721aec390000\r\nThat was so stupid... is not even funny.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5476717963687258e83e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766dc863687253bc870000#post_54766dc863687253bc870000\r\nDisgusting.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"547672556368721e061f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What is this about eva? ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5476735863687252d6550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OH SHI- I FORGOT THAT TODAY WAS NEW EPISODE OF PARASYTE!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547673da6368727d0b3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547672556368721e061f0000#post_547672556368721e061f0000\r\n\r\nYou mean this?\r\n\r\n!http://k34.kn3.net/taringa/8/3/4/2/8/5/3/emaban/DB6.jpg?8878!\r\n\r\nThe Mexican Kool-Aid brought the Third Impact to uc's brain","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547674d7636872308b610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just watched the first episode of Mikazuki.\r\n\r\nThis show somehow managed to get me to take a Kaiju made out of Watermelon completely seriously.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547675936368721fcfdc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547672556368721e061f0000#post_547672556368721e061f0000\r\nTl:dr; I was talking to someone about ectogenesis, basically a new technology that is being worked on for babies to be in artificial uteruses so that women with stds and such can still have children without passing on the disease to them and the response I got from someone I know is that as a result they thought it would be a great idea to criminalize sex since the technology is probably going to come out in less than ten years.  I then made a joke about how that person's stupidity was liquifying my brain into tang which then turned into a evangelion joke about how at the end of evangelion they turned into tang.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5476759c6368725ebd890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547673da6368727d0b3f0000#post_547673da6368727d0b3f0000\r\nPura azucar esa cosa.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547675ec6368727d0b700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5476759c6368725ebd890000#post_5476759c6368725ebd890000\r\n\r\nEsa madre dice 2 litros y te rinde 4-5. Y dicen que la Coca hace daño","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5476768563687255874e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547675ec6368727d0b700000#post_547675ec6368727d0b700000\r\nLos padres le dan eso a los hijos, imaginate. Luego se quejan de porque estan muy inquietos.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547677646368725846600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54766bab6368721aec390000#post_54766bab6368721aec390000\r\ncriminalize\r\nsex\r\n\r\n\r\ni honestly have no words","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547678416368725a72e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547677646368725846600000#post_547677646368725846600000\r\nYou gotta fight for your right to fuck.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5476785863687269d8ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My Expand dong pic got a comment. (A Positive one)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5476786363687234a9d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5476768563687255874e0200#post_5476768563687255874e0200\r\n\r\nJarritos es mas sano","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547678b86368722d783a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547678416368725a72e30100#post_547678416368725a72e30100\r\nit's sad how that phrase is actually true in some places of the world","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547679736368727841010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547678b86368722d783a0200#post_547678b86368722d783a0200\r\nI will physically fight anyone who tries to tell me what I can and can't put my dick in.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54767a9863687226d13b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547679736368727841010200#post_547679736368727841010200\r\nindeed\r\n\r\n[spoiler]no law will stop me from getting at your dick[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54767af46368724aa2f40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I watched the first two episodes of Constantine. It's pretty good.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54767a9863687226d13b0000#post_54767a9863687226d13b0000\r\nGood boy~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54767b8b6368721b6f4f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5476785863687269d8ec0100#post_5476785863687269d8ec0100\r\nFrom a guy who was suscribed two days ago.\r\nMeh.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}