time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2493.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5480fab463687255656d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480f9f863687245f1cd0000#post_5480f9f863687245f1cd0000\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480f8e663687248abca0000#post_5480f8e663687248abca0000\r\nYou'll grow weak in time, mate.[/bq]\r\n\r\nboy, im 17.\r\n\r\ni have been on the pony pussy ever since 2011\r\n\r\nalso i still dont feel embarassed for what i fapped to when i was 12.\r\n\r\npff, weak minds\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5480fac66368725424c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480faa7636872453ff80000#post_5480faa7636872453ff80000\r\nGood.\r\nShirley.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480fb2663687245a5ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fab463687255656d0000#post_5480fab463687255656d0000\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480f9f863687245f1cd0000#post_5480f9f863687245f1cd0000\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480f8e663687248abca0000#post_5480f8e663687248abca0000\r\nYou'll grow weak in time, mate.[/bq]\r\n\r\nboy, im 17.\r\n\r\ni have been on the pony pussy ever since 2011\r\n\r\nalso i still dont feel embarassed for what i fapped to when i was 12.\r\n\r\npff, weak minds\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\n!http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480fb56636872347e5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fb2663687245a5ff0000#post_5480fb2663687245a5ff0000\r\n\r\nk, if you want to call me that\r\n\r\nim just sure about what i want in life","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5480fb8e636872546d900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480f95163687250b7730000#post_5480f95163687250b7730000\r\n\r\nYe","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5480fb916368726f382d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fb56636872347e5c0000#post_5480fb56636872347e5c0000\r\nAll righty.\r\nNo need to insult us, however","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480fbbb6368724358020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fb916368726f382d0000#post_5480fb916368726f382d0000\r\n\r\nnot sure what you are talking about, i thought this conversation was between us only :^)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5480fc116368724f29070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Holy crap how have I never listened to Weird Al's song Hardware Store.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t6hagxzSdw\r\n\r\nListen to it on 1.25x speed and it's just freaking impressive, anything faster and it becomes unintelligible","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5480fc4563687253ea660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"https://soundcloud.com/menorah-on-fire/duel-of-the-fakes\":https://soundcloud.com/menorah-on-fire/duel-of-the-fakes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5480fc466368724a03af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fab463687255656d0000#post_5480fab463687255656d0000\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480f9f863687245f1cd0000#post_5480f9f863687245f1cd0000\r\n\r\n\r\npff, weak *minds*\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\nOrlly.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480fc75636872479cac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fab463687255656d0000#post_5480fab463687255656d0000\r\n[spoiler]You're the same age as me. And you're not that tough in the perverted department.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5480fc7663687249b4dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fc466368724a03af0000#post_5480fc466368724a03af0000\r\n\r\nthat was mistyped!!!\r\n\r\nthose were other times!!!\r\n\r\ni was framed!!!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5480fc8863687241c5b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fc75636872479cac0000#post_5480fc75636872479cac0000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fab463687255656d0000#post_5480fab463687255656d0000\r\n[spoiler]You're around the same age as me. And you're not that tough in the perverted department.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\ni dont try to be tought in the pervered deparment.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5480fca76368724856830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fc7663687249b4dd0000#post_5480fc7663687249b4dd0000\r\nHa! Gotcha!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480fcd763687245f1530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fc8863687241c5b40000#post_5480fc8863687241c5b40000\r\nIt sounded like you were.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5480fcf36368724467180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fcd763687245f1530100#post_5480fcd763687245f1530100\r\nHow tough is he?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480fcfc63687257edbf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fc116368724f29070100#post_5480fc116368724f29070100\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"Holy crap how have I never listened to Weird Al's song Hardware Store.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t6hagxzSdw\r\n\r\nListen to it on 1.25x speed and it's just freaking impressive, anything faster and it becomes unintelligible[/bq]\r\n\r\nthe only place i heard that was from a Fairly Odd Parents fad on youtube","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5480fd266368724f291d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fcd763687245f1530100#post_5480fcd763687245f1530100\r\n\r\nit sounded like i was not embarassed of what i fap to and i dont plan to on the future","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5480fe1a6368724b06180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fc75636872479cac0000#post_5480fc75636872479cac0000\r\nHA! I'm older than anyone here; I'm 25.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5480fe57636872193e540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fe1a6368724b06180100#post_5480fe1a6368724b06180100\r\nWell, then.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480ff0963687246e43d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fe1a6368724b06180100#post_5480fe1a6368724b06180100\r\nOh really? I didn't notice.\r\n\r\nYou always sounded like a child. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5480ff2b636872495f0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fe1a6368724b06180100#post_5480fe1a6368724b06180100 \"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fab463687255656d0000#post_5480fab463687255656d0000 \"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480fc75636872479cac0000#post_5480fc75636872479cac0000\r\n\r\ni might be the youngest\r\n\r\n_SCREW YOU OLD TIMERS_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5480ff506368724d38ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5480ff2b636872495f0d0100#post_5480ff2b636872495f0d0100\r\nSince we're confessing ages here, I'm 15, so how old are ya.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5480ff5763687242848f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters\r\nTrash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters\r\nWalkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires\r\nBB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers\r\nPicture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters\r\nPaint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters\r\nKitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables\r\nHooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles\r\nPesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication\r\nMetal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation\r\nAir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors\r\nTire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors\r\nTrailer hitch demagnetizers, [spoiler]automatic circumcisers[/spoiler]\r\nTennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers\r\nSoffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers\r\nCalculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers\"\r\n\r\n-THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN-\r\n\r\n-OF ULTIMATE DESTINY-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5480ff7c63687243b6500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"https://soundcloud.com/ideaot/funny-test\":https://soundcloud.com/ideaot/funny-test\r\n\r\ni need to make a thread about this mashups","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}