time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2530.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5482956f63687227104f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548295176368724cdc2c0100#post_548295176368724cdc2c0100\r\n\r\nBecause it was during Christmas time that they went on their journey, and nothing says Christmas more than an island with holyshitballs-hot temperatures","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5482958a63687252b5740200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548294c66368724ed3af0200#post_548294c66368724ed3af0200\r\ntext them back with weird shit. now.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"548295c76368724fe0990200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5482958a63687252b5740200#post_5482958a63687252b5740200\r\nNoooo. \r\nI'd feel bad. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548295c863687254082c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5482956f63687227104f0200#post_5482956f63687227104f0200\r\nHo-Ho-Holy shit it's hot!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548296326368725408400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548295c76368724fe0990200#post_548295c76368724fe0990200\r\nSend them a picture of Nicolas Cage\r\n\r\nAnd see what develops","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548296666368726cd5790200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548295c76368724fe0990200#post_548295c76368724fe0990200\r\nDO AS HE SAYS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54829694636872415c640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548296326368725408400000#post_548296326368725408400000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548296666368726cd5790200#post_548296666368726cd5790200\r\nFUCK\r\nGETTING SUPER TEMPTED NOW\r\nAAAUGH\r\nSTOP IT YOU DEVILS","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5482969463687205bea40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548295c863687254082c0000#post_548295c863687254082c0000\r\n\r\nThe context on the behind the scenes makes that even more hilarious:\r\n\r\n\"Ok, here's a guy, who's really an old man that comes from an alternate dimension made out of computer data, filled with sentient creatures that bond with kids to save both worlds, and he's dressed as Santa Claus in Australia.\"\r\n\r\nAnd they get pay to write that stuff. Best.Job. Ever.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"548296da6368722d60af0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829694636872415c640200#post_54829694636872415c640200\r\nDOOOOOO EEEEEEEET!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5482969463687205bea40200#post_5482969463687205bea40200\r\nSomeone had to have been SUPER toked to write something like that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5482970b63687220bad50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829694636872415c640200#post_54829694636872415c640200\r\nDo the Nicolas Cage thing seriously\r\n\r\nIf they respond accordingly, do whatever you want with them, they're in on it\r\n\r\nIf they're confused, just say \"wrong number\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548297676368721aab790200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]guys\r\n\r\nwe made out\r\n\r\n[_like, made out made out_]\r\n\r\nwe didnt [_do it_], though[/spoiler]","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548297a263687252b5a90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548297676368721aab790200#post_548297676368721aab790200\r\nThat's my girl!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548297aa6368724ae7aa0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548297676368721aab790200#post_548297676368721aab790200\r\ncongration","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548297ab6368725fe0af0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548297676368721aab790200#post_548297676368721aab790200\r\n-was butt to hand proximity involved-","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5482982f63687227108c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548297ab6368725fe0af0200#post_548297ab6368725fe0af0200\r\n\r\nnot yet, m'lord","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548298346368725408640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548297676368721aab790200#post_548297676368721aab790200\r\nSay what now?  I haven't been paying attention to the thread.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5482985c63687218e4bc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548298346368725408640000#post_548298346368725408640000\r\nShe got to first base","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548298c86368727441410200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5482985c63687218e4bc0200#post_5482985c63687218e4bc0200\r\n\r\nAnd leaving a bunch of you gents behind","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5482990b6368721aaba10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548298c86368727441410200#post_548298c86368727441410200\r\nI have done more weird butt stuff in my life than you can even fathom.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54829a0f63687230fdb90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5482982f63687227108c0200#post_5482982f63687227108c0200\r\nIt's always good to have goals. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54829a2d6368726ece890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5482990b6368721aaba10200#post_5482990b6368721aaba10200\r\nHave you ever had a boyfriend go, \"*GIGA DRILL BREAKER!*\"?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54829a386368724f8c900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829a0f63687230fdb90000#post_54829a0f63687230fdb90000\r\ndid you do it yet","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54829a806368725a274b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829a2d6368726ece890200#post_54829a2d6368726ece890200\r\nNo...\r\n[spoiler]But now I kind of want one to...[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54829aa96368721b1e340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829a2d6368726ece890200#post_54829a2d6368726ece890200\r\nIf not I'm sure that would be involved if he and Marc ever get a chance to meet up. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829a386368724f8c900000#post_54829a386368724f8c900000\r\nSOCIAL CONTACT BOTHERS ME","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54829acc6368725fde870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829a2d6368726ece890200#post_54829a2d6368726ece890200\r\n\r\nHave you done that?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829a806368725a274b0000#post_54829a806368725a274b0000\r\n\r\nI'm kind of jealous too.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}