time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2535.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548320d663687252cf340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_i woke up happy_\r\n\r\n_cause i woke up to some food_\r\n\r\n_my boyfriend is great_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5483243b6368720d73860300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5482fccc63687237ca140500#post_5482fccc63687237ca140500\r\n*_I don't want to_*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548326a96368720a83900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Look likes Xbox Live is up again, huzzah!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54832c5a6368722057ce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54829b546368725408a10000#post_54829b546368725408a10000\r\nI beat your high score on Firefight.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548331a56368724240e10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My shoe is screaming. I have no idea what is going on","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5483323363687218a8e50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">tfw no qt3.1416 pone gf that visits a thread on a pone porn website\r\n>tfw no qt3.1416 hipster gf that listens to death grips, dxnzxl cvrry, clipping, MF Doom and A$AP Rocky.\r\n>tfw no qt3.1416 gamer gf to play payday 2 with\r\n>tfw no qt3.1416 gf that is as much of homestuck trash as i am.\r\n>tfw i get none of those\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5483324c6368727382320300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548331a56368724240e10200#post_548331a56368724240e10200\r\nThe Halo:Reach servers can't be reached.\r\nI dunno either.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5483327863687218f0840200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548331a56368724240e10200#post_548331a56368724240e10200\r\n\r\n_silence it_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548333186368725fc6950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5483327863687218f0840200#post_5483327863687218f0840200\r\nI'm stepping on it as hard as I can and it won't stop!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5483334d6368722ac6c20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">tfw no qt3.1416 gf to rock to gucci mane, waka flocka and YG with","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5483337d6368726790bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548333186368725fc6950000#post_548333186368725fc6950000\r\n\r\n_YOU MUST APPEASE THE GODS_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548333936368726948340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SHIET","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"548333a56368726e8a920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548333186368725fc6950000#post_548333186368725fc6950000\r\nQUICK! Make a blood sacrifice!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"548333bb636872510f930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5483334d6368722ac6c20200#post_5483334d6368722ac6c20200\r\nYou ain't looking hard enough.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"548333e0636872303e080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5483323363687218a8e50200#post_5483323363687218a8e50200\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5483334d6368722ac6c20200#post_5483334d6368722ac6c20200\r\ni no dat feel\r\n\r\nOr \r\nLike\r\nThe ones I understood at least","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548334316368725387dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5483337d6368726790bb0100#post_5483337d6368726790bb0100\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548333a56368726e8a920000#post_548333a56368726e8a920000\r\nWhat if I just throw my shoe in the dryer so it dries out and stops making squishy screamy noises","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548334cb63687218a8530300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548333e0636872303e080000#post_548333e0636872303e080000\r\n\r\nk","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54833576636872303e2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*listens to \"no love\" again*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548336816368720642840300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548333936368726948340200#post_548333936368726948340200\r\nOn Halo? Go Easy if you're a bad shooter.\r\nOr, you can join me for some help.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54833a3163687274dade0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"why is gen 3 the only gen that gets funny hacks\":http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRJYFHTeKuk","author":null},{"id":"54833bcd6368726331610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god, twisty. I know why you like homestuck so much\r\n!i.imgur.com/THa6Gf2.jpg!\r\nThis is _so you_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54833c296368722b30a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548336816368720642840300#post_548336816368720642840300\r\n...I just realised you were talking about Halo.\r\nBecause of what mariomarc said I assumed you were talking about something else. DAMMIT MARC.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54833c606368721777ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54833c296368722b30a00100#post_54833c296368722b30a00100\r\nWow.\r\nI'm a Halo fan.\r\nTOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH, FOOL.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54833cae6368726210690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #22E3\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54833a3163687274dade0100#post_54833a3163687274dade0100\r\n\r\nprofessor birch: birch tree","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54833ce16368726809cf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54833bcd6368726331610100#post_54833bcd6368726331610100\r\n\r\nyeh","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}