time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2602.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5487d7ae6368723990d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d6c7636872190af50300#post_5487d6c7636872190af50300\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/698/613/42a.png!\r\n(I bet you mythology fans are laughing your asses off right now)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5487d7b46368727df2f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d6f46368721a92930300#post_5487d6f46368721a92930300\r\nFoursome, fivesome, sixsome, sevensome, eightsome, ninesome, tensome...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5487d7d963687219da480300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d7ae6368723990d70000#post_5487d7ae6368723990d70000\r\n\r\nthat joke never gets old","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5487d7f763687213fc3b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d7b46368727df2f40100#post_5487d7b46368727df2f40100\r\n\r\nPansome!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d7ae6368723990d70000#post_5487d7ae6368723990d70000\r\n\r\nIt will have her mother's legs and his father's eyes","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5487d834636872263c9f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d6f46368721a92930300#post_5487d6f46368721a92930300\r\nactual plan","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5487d8376368721433b10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d6c7636872190af50300#post_5487d6c7636872190af50300\r\nIts less love and more the fact that I will stick my dick in pretty much anything gives me permission.\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d6f46368721a92930300#post_5487d6f46368721a92930300\r\nI've been up for that from pretty much day one.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5487d8ab63687222d73f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and now on homestuck: its asking for a password","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5487d8c96368726a8a7e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d8376368721433b10200#post_5487d8376368721433b10200\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d834636872263c9f0200#post_5487d834636872263c9f0200\r\n\r\nI'm nailing the devil and Link (Whichever version is). Just need 1 more for the Jackpot","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5487d8fc63687257bb750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d7ae6368723990d70000#post_5487d7ae6368723990d70000\r\nI can't help but wonder what the hell the norse were on when they came up with that particular piece of mythology","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5487d97f6368724a20340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d8fc63687257bb750000#post_5487d8fc63687257bb750000\r\nALL THE DRUGS!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5487da226368724031af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok, something weird just happened.\r\n\r\nthis incredibly meta\r\n\r\n[spoiler] apparently john retconned the comic itself and made it create a new path, but to access this path john retconned, you need a password\r\n [/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5487db696368721396fd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d97f6368724a20340100#post_5487d97f6368724a20340100\r\n\"Pass the blunt, Ragnar.\"","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5487dd4e63687219990b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"How to Dominate Black Friday\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8KVEoCXetk","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5487e037636872130fee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Drawing OCs because wynaut","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5487e30763687238c4750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487d97f6368724a20340100#post_5487d97f6368724a20340100\r\nBoobs... ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5487e4026368725b9e370400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Fr4QsmB.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5487e4f063687214b9ed0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"it is an universal law, pizza solves all problems\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5487e7bb6368727a2e5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487e4f063687214b9ed0400#post_5487e4f063687214b9ed0400\r\nI have now found the solution to all my problems \r\nPizza \r\nTo the oven awayyy ","author":"534345d36368727047b40100"},{"id":"5487e8cd6368723923810200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@orcinus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487e7bb6368727a2e5e0000#post_5487e7bb6368727a2e5e0000\r\n\r\nof course its the solution to all problems\r\n\r\nworld hunger?\r\nbake a million pizzas\r\nwars?\r\npizza party involving all the combatants\r\neconomy?\r\ncreate pizzacoin\r\nsickness?\r\nuse the complicated genetic pattern of the pizza to cure all germs.\r\nsexual problems?\r\napply pizza, or stick pizza, or rub pizza whatever its the situation\r\nyour wife is cheating on you?\r\nbake her and the guy he is fucking a pizza\r\nWITHOUT CHEESE\r\nAND WITH ONIONS","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5487ea5f636872083a7c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"When Pokemon becomes Digimon\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndQGbl8Wn9E","author":"534345d36368727047b40100"},{"id":"5487eafb63687211df520500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@orcinus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487ea5f636872083a7c0500#post_5487ea5f636872083a7c0500\r\nDi-di-di- Digimon.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5487ef5463687210e0f70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@orcinus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487ea5f636872083a7c0500#post_5487ea5f636872083a7c0500\r\nIsn't that why Mega Evolutions are suppose to be?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5487f1916368726faf260500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487ef5463687210e0f70200#post_5487ef5463687210e0f70200\r\nSooner or later, Pokemon might get its own equivalent of the DNA fusion digievolution.\r\n\r\nAnyways. Off to sleep for me.\r\nG'night.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5487f1ba636872163bc40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487f1916368726faf260500#post_5487f1916368726faf260500\r\nHi Pokemon Reburst.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5487f5f463687260b9760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/POZSsmZ.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}