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{"topics":[{"id":"548de4646368726f8dda0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de33c6368726eaa7a0a00#post_548de33c6368726eaa7a0a00\r\nI hate that.\r\n\r\nIt's like.\r\n\r\n\"Oh, good morning world, and fuck half the day is gone.\"","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"548de4e36368720ef7ce0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de4646368726f8dda0900#post_548de4646368726f8dda0900\r\nYEEEEES! YEEES!\r\n\r\nYou understand and that's EXACTLY how I tell it to my mom!\r\n\r\nIt always feels like you only have half a day now.\r\n\r\nAnd then also it feels like you missed out on something too. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548de5066368727230300900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de43b6368726f41d60800#post_548de43b6368726f41d60800\r\nAnimation, for motion comics and traditional 2D, and finishing a 3D texturing project.\r\n\r\nWhich is while I shall now be disapearing\r\n\r\n*poofs away for about... However long till I show up again*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"548de59c636872703ab00900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de4646368726f8dda0900#post_548de4646368726f8dda0900\r\nI woke up at 10AM...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"548de5c26368721c35860600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de59c636872703ab00900#post_548de59c636872703ab00900\r\nI woke up at 7!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548de5f26368722ce0500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de4646368726f8dda0900#post_548de4646368726f8dda0900\r\nI couldn't care less about the actual morning but there's freaking nothing to do at night. More people need to be night people. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548de64e6368726e29440900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And in other god news.\r\nMy hair is finally long enough to lay back.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548de67d6368720ef7fa0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wake up at 8-ish on weekends and 6 on weekdays.\r\n\r\nI don't really have an exact time i go to bed...","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"548de6a36368726e40800a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Puns are illegal in China now apparently. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548de71c636872723b0b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de6a36368726e40800a00#post_548de6a36368726e40800a00\r\nThat's not real.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548de7ec6368721b92100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de6a36368726e40800a00#post_548de6a36368726e40800a00\r\nIs this a real thing because this can't be a real thing.","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"548de9216368727213920900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de6a36368726e40800a00#post_548de6a36368726e40800a00\r\nThsts impossible\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de71c636872723b0b0b00#post_548de71c636872723b0b0b00\r\nI want my hair to get that long.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princessâ™ Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de5066368727230300900#post_548de5066368727230300900\r\nCOOOL! Good luck my Princess! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548de9396368721519f60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de6a36368726e40800a00#post_548de6a36368726e40800a00\r\nWhat was the point to that?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"548dea3363687273b5470900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de64e6368726e29440900#post_548de64e6368726e29440900\r\nlong hair is great\r\ni would hate to get my hair cut ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"548deaf96368721c35ef0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548dea3363687273b5470900#post_548dea3363687273b5470900\r\nTo me, baldness is a sin.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"548deb1d63687267db890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i once woke up at 5 pm\r\n\r\ntoday it was at 3 pm","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548debbf6368722ce0c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548de6a36368726e40800a00#post_548de6a36368726e40800a00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]Puns are illegal in China now apparently. [/bq]\r\n\r\nwhat is the pun-ishment for using them?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548dec066368726e8d690b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548debbf6368722ce0c20000#post_548debbf6368722ce0c20000\r\n\r\n*thrown in the slammer*","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548dec076368726e72ff0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Wooooow its real\":http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/28/china-media-watchdog-bans-wordplay-puns\r\n\r\nYou know, As I get older I start to wonder why I even bother with anything.\r\n\r\nI'm done. Moving to another planet. Or another multiverse. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548decd363687273b5770900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hate FNAF. I suffer from a form of OCD and the most random thing can obesess me. When I saw a gameplay of FNAF, I coudln't sleep for 48 hours (no joking), afraid of nightmares.\r\n\r\nHowever, that a 31-year old can get startled shitless from it gets to prove FNAF is a masterpiece of horror. Universally. And from such a simple idea. So it's a mix of hate and admiration.\r\n\r\nNOTE: I don't like furry cosplays nor clowns, either. ","author":"531b80d363687229e73e0000"},{"id":"548decd86368726bccce0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Derp\":www.newsweek.com/pun-no-more-china-bans-wordplay-broadcasts-and-advertisements-287947","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548dece46368721519480700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.1999.co.jp/itbig07/10076043a.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548ded4c636872206f3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548dec066368726e8d690b00#post_548dec066368726e8d690b00\r\nEven worse, on one of those shitty micro-motels there in Hong Kong","author":"531b80d363687229e73e0000"},{"id":"548ded746368726df5110b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548dec066368726e8d690b00#post_548dec066368726e8d690b00\r\n\r\nyou mean\r\n\r\n*gets slammed in the slammer?*\r\n\r\nim sorry for my inflamatory language, im too *propane* to talk and not think","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548ded9963687245b9800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548dec076368726e72ff0900#post_548dec076368726e72ff0900\r\nHow great would it be if I had just made that shit up and it turned out to be real","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}