time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2777.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54967ac06368724a79d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54967a8c6368722af1e10700#post_54967a8c6368722af1e10700\r\nAfro Samurai kicks so much ass it should be illegal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54967af3636872029d980900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ughh, stupid laws.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54968184636872719c720d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54967af3636872029d980900#post_54967af3636872029d980900\r\n\r\nlaw is land.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549681c6636872328f840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54967af3636872029d980900#post_54967af3636872029d980900\r\nWhat did the government do this time?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5496853a6368722c26a10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So tired...\r\nG'night again.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5496859d6368722f8f1a0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54968184636872719c720d00#post_54968184636872719c720d00\r\nLand is law","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"549688126368722bf6ab0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I must sleep now, but before I leave...\r\n\r\nThey're watching you. All of the time. \r\n\r\nNot because you are particularly special, indeed its your lack of specialness that has drawn them to you.\r\n\r\nIf only you knew the master they served, if only you knew that just being a little more a part of the lives around you would spare you so many terrible things...\r\n\r\nOne of them rubs his eyes and takes another drag on the foul, unfiltered cigarette, the same sort he's been smoking since his shift started at eight. He feels sorry for you, but knows that he can't let that sympathy interfere with what has to be done.\r\n\r\nAt least what he thinks has to be done, the fact that he only has that thing living in the basement twelve blocks away from your home's word bothers him sometimes, but on balance... well...\r\n\r\nIts a small price to pay.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549688426368722c8ab40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54967af3636872029d980900#post_54967af3636872029d980900\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]ughh, stupid laws.\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\nTell me about it.\r\n\r\n^\"public indecency\" my ass^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"549688e76368720e5f5d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549688126368722bf6ab0e00#post_549688126368722bf6ab0e00\r\nI have the weirdest  boner now.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549688426368722c8ab40c00#post_549688426368722c8ab40c00\r\nWeren't those charges dropped? I had to blow that judge and everything.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549689166368722f9b210d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549688126368722bf6ab0e00#post_549688126368722bf6ab0e00\r\n\r\nDoor to door salesmen have it rough nowadays","author":null},{"id":"549691f46368723dfe3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Its off\r\n\r\n-Akira's still my favorite movie-","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549697aa6368725ba1920200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello peoples.","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"54969f3f6368720751570c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been looking into my designs for Hellslinger and I can't seem to make it fully or even semi automatic. I'm going to try to make it lever-action instead. Darn, and I wanted to spray and pray widdit too. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5496a85b6368722f9b851100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A car had been in an accident.\r\nThe driver was my dad's personal driver.\r\nHe was driving the university car.\r\n\r\nMy dad says that there's a chance he might get fired if he is proven guilty for using it for leisure.\r\n\r\nI don't want him to get fired. He sent and picked me up from school everyday for years. I feel sad.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5496eacc636872304c181b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wanna hang out with a liger\r\n!i.huffpost.com/gen/1351337/thumbs/o-HERCULES-LIGER-facebook.jpg!\r\nThey look like the massivest of babbys","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5496eb286368722b20c21d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, I've watched Guardians of the Galaxy.\r\n[spoiler]DAT DANCING GROOT AT THE END, THOUGH.[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5496f2f7636872330ed80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5496eb286368722b20c21d00#post_5496eb286368722b20c21d00\r\n\r\nIt's a good movie, innit? :D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5496f3436368724beac00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5496f2f7636872330ed80600#post_5496f2f7636872330ed80600\r\nIt is, yeah.\r\n[spoiler]My favorite guardian would have to be Groot. He's funny, he's serious, and he dance pretty well.[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5497012a6368724bd20a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5496f3436368724beac00400#post_5496f3436368724beac00400\r\nDid you see\r\n[spoiler] Howard the Duck[/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"549701a46368724bbbfb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497012a6368724bd20a0100#post_5497012a6368724bd20a0100\r\nNo\r\nI did not","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549702fa63687248f1160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549701a46368724bbbfb0000#post_549701a46368724bbbfb0000\r\n\r\n\r\ndude you broke\r\n\r\nThe three word\r\n\r\nper line code","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5497040363687247ff260100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549702fa63687248f1160100#post_549702fa63687248f1160100\r\nI don't give\r\na single shete","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549704fa6368724b45a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497040363687247ff260100#post_5497040363687247ff260100\r\n\r\nYOU MUST REMEMBER\r\nTHIS IS THE\r\nLAW OF THE\r\nLAND, DAMN IT","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549705a76368724884c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549704fa6368724b45a60100#post_549704fa6368724b45a60100\r\nYOU KNOW WHAT\r\nSCREW THE LAW","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5497072463687249ae040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549701a46368724bbbfb0000#post_549701a46368724bbbfb0000\r\n[spoiler]Watch the credits all the way through[/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}