time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2782.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5497484f636872548f860400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497480763687213f9520400#post_5497480763687213f9520400\r\n\r\nSideward wants me to invent monster girls, but refuses to find the -guinea pigs- -test subjects- volunteers.\r\n\r\nThat and I need a bio engineer, don't think this will work like how you breed dogs...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"549749296368721e93810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549747ed63687254df9f0000#post_549747ed63687254df9f0000\r\nWell honestly people are going to talk about something if they like it. \r\n\r\nWe talk about Amagi and Skull a lot even though some people don't even watch it and wouldn't know what we're even talking about. Its just a thing to do really. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497484f636872548f860400#post_5497484f636872548f860400\r\nJust get UC9 over here, his sexy science self will surely know a solution. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5497495a63687248f19d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497480763687213f9520400#post_5497480763687213f9520400\r\nI WANT A FLUFFY TAIL DAMMIT\r\nEVOLUTION SCREWED ME OVER ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549749a46368724922e90a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5497495a63687248f19d0900#post_5497495a63687248f19d0900\r\nI want one too, and to look sexy.\r\n\r\nEvolution hates me!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54974add6368724a63690a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549749296368721e93810100#post_549749296368721e93810100\r\n\r\nK' but if he makes mermaids and he and Sideward wage war is not my problem","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54974b1f63687254df120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974add6368724a63690a00#post_54974add6368724a63690a00\r\nDon't worry I'll take care of it.\r\n\r\nI am a Dragonasus you know! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54974bb563687243aca60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974b1f63687254df120100#post_54974b1f63687254df120100\r\n\r\n~^A shiny dragon-type!^~\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120719001140/teamfourstar/images/f/f8/Naill.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54974bef636872548fd40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I was a kid  I thought every person had a set amount of poop in their body and we are food to replace it\r\n\r\nChildren are weird. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54974c1f6368726037020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hate being sick.....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54974d196368721e93f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974c1f6368726037020000#post_54974c1f6368726037020000\r\nYou and me both sister....\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974bef636872548fd40400#post_54974bef636872548fd40400\r\nWhen I was a kid I thought Condoms were for women to wear....\r\n\r\nI was a stupid kid. Oh how I sometimes miss my days of innocents.... *NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*\r\n\r\nWhere the Femboys at! \r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974bb563687243aca60800#post_54974bb563687243aca60800\r\nYou'll need a masterball to catch me!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54974d68636872548f0e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974c1f6368726037020000#post_54974c1f6368726037020000\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974d196368721e93f20100#post_54974d196368721e93f20100\r\n\r\nYou two need more cowbell.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974d196368721e93f20100#post_54974d196368721e93f20100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974bb563687243aca60800#post_54974bb563687243aca60800\r\nYou'll need a masterball to catch me![/bq]\r\n\r\nI have one with your name on it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54974d816368724a09f90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974c1f6368726037020000#post_54974c1f6368726037020000\r\nHmmm... My mom is currently sick too...\r\n\r\n!https://postmodernmummy.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/are-you-my-mother-horiz_000-315x225.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54974dd96368724930d00a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974d68636872548f0e0500#post_54974d68636872548f0e0500\r\nYou spelled it wrong!\r\n\r\nMy name starts with an A!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974d816368724a09f90900#post_54974d816368724a09f90900\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974c1f6368726037020000#post_54974c1f6368726037020000\r\nWhat is it about Christmas that makes people spontaneously get sick? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54974de563687223b9010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974d816368724a09f90900#post_54974d816368724a09f90900\r\nIs your mother a man?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54974e0e6368724a09040a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Interesting\r\nhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/18/why-its-still-not-certain-north-korea-is-behind-the-sony-hack/\r\n\r\nTo give credit: Charles C Johnson (from Breitbart I believe) was saying this first","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54974e2663687254ba6f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974dd96368724930d00a00#post_54974dd96368724930d00a00\r\nI think our bodies know that good stuff is about to happen so it's trying to get rid of all the bad stuff so that the good stuff is gooder.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54974e546368724b8b3b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974dd96368724930d00a00#post_54974dd96368724930d00a00\r\nStress","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54974ed06368724922850b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974de563687223b9010000#post_54974de563687223b9010000\r\nHmm... Yeah she probably would have told me if she was getting a penis piercing. \r\nAnd that she had a penis","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54974f126368724747540a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974e2663687254ba6f0600#post_54974e2663687254ba6f0600\r\nThat could be a reason!\r\n\r\nAlso, speaking of days of being a kid.\r\n\r\nIts funny how we all used to be such innocent little toddlers.\r\n\r\nLiterally as a Kid I was a shy ass guy (I still am a little) I used to go up to people and twittle my fingers and get scared a lot and say thing really soft. \r\n\r\n\"H-Hello\"\r\n\r\nNow I'm like.\r\n\r\n*\"HELLO FUCKERS!\"*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54974f266368724736260a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974ed06368724922850b00#post_54974ed06368724922850b00\r\nAnd I don't remember having a baby.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54974f266368724b8b520b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"freaking double posts","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54974f396368724bbb880900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974e546368724b8b3b0b00#post_54974e546368724b8b3b0b00\r\nThat's also another thing, Stress usually makes me feel sick I know that much. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54974f7663687223b9250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974e0e6368724a09040a00#post_54974e0e6368724a09040a00\r\n\r\nIt took them, 2 weeks to figure that one?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"549750366368722410d40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974dd96368724930d00a00#post_54974dd96368724930d00a00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\r\nWhat is it about Christmas that makes people spontaneously get sick? [/bq]\r\n\r\n\"Its the most horrible time of the year!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEUF6Qh8ys\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5497506b63687254bab50600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54974dd96368724930d00a00#post_54974dd96368724930d00a00\r\nit means you've been  naughty and krampus is going to come get you","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}