time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2823.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5499d86b6368721e63f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]*How the shit flipping fuck does the sun use subliminal messages to turn people into snails?!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499dbfe6368721cae530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499d86b6368721e63f70000#post_5499d86b6368721e63f70000\r\nSquiggy, I think you're drunk or something, bro.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5499dc476368721a1c280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499dbfe6368721cae530100#post_5499dbfe6368721cae530100\r\nNo. I'm just high on the drug that is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499dd136368721b3a280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"who wants to see angry birds smut\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/312e56ef08411ff3ddb5468345256149/tumblr_ngvdusEgFS1qilswio1_1280.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5499ddac6368721976210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499dd136368721b3a280100#post_5499dd136368721b3a280100\r\n[spoiler]My Penis tells me this isn't worthy of its interests.[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5499ddb06368721fa05f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499dd136368721b3a280100#post_5499dd136368721b3a280100\r\nWell. That certainly is a thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499de6f6368721c1a640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499dd136368721b3a280100#post_5499dd136368721b3a280100\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111139730/3790473-8923210310-21czc.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]Too many penis joke, not enough pain joke[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5499dea1636872210c3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499ddb06368721fa05f0100#post_5499ddb06368721fa05f0100\r\n[spoiler]Angry Sex the new hit phone game.\r\n\r\nThrow out Angry Seeds and destroy someones virginity tower. \r\n\r\nTry to tower down all the crabs on the way.\r\n\r\nWow, I'm done with myself.[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5499df106368721ea36b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499bea96368725e03f40100#post_5499bea96368725e03f40100\r\nWhere's the sauce behind the secret formula?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5499df1c63687220c2610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499dea1636872210c3f0100#post_5499dea1636872210c3f0100\r\nYou joke, but someone somewhere is probably making that game RIGHT NOW.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499df686368721d0c8a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499df1c63687220c2610100#post_5499df1c63687220c2610100\r\nChrist.....\r\n\r\n[spoiler]DAMMIT ZONE![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5499df866368721a2b570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499df1c63687220c2610100#post_5499df1c63687220c2610100\r\nOr it's already been made within the dark recesses of the interwebs.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5499e0156368721956a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499df686368721d0c8a0100#post_5499df686368721d0c8a0100\r\nOh that Zone...\r\nDid you hear the he/she got hired to work on Skullgirls?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499e0ea636872209c020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e0156368721956a50100#post_5499e0156368721956a50100\r\nI did know She/he backed Skullgirls! \r\n\r\ndidn't know that though, Pretty cool! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5499e1726368721ff27d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A result of boredom\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/M6nMNoW.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499df106368721ea36b0100#post_5499df106368721ea36b0100\r\nJust google it","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5499e17e63687219f2820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e0ea636872209c020100#post_5499e0ea636872209c020100\r\nIs Zone a dude or a chick?\r\nIt's been bothering the hell out of me for a while now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499e1ac63687219a9680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e17e63687219f2820100#post_5499e17e63687219f2820100\r\nI honestly think Zones a girl actually. \r\n\r\nI believe that its a she anyway. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e1726368721ff27d0100#post_5499e1726368721ff27d0100\r\nA glorious result! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5499e205636872209c1e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e1ac63687219a9680100#post_5499e1ac63687219a9680100\r\nI think the same. So from here on out I will be referring to Zone as a female.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5499e231636872476a050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e1726368721ff27d0100#post_5499e1726368721ff27d0100\r\nIs it only Reach that we both have?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5499e23e636872182da10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e205636872209c1e0100#post_5499e205636872209c1e0100\r\nZone-Sama! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5499e2d16368722b2b3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ugh im gonna give up.\r\n\r\nthat homestuck calendar will never come","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5499e35f6368727114000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://dash.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133261757953.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5499e369636872734b050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e231636872476a050000#post_5499e231636872476a050000\r\nWell I have other Halo games, but mmy brother left them at his college","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5499e37c6368726f7b070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5499e369636872734b050000#post_5499e369636872734b050000\r\nWell, not just Halo, I meant.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5499ebfc63687270f8570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"in other news, 2 guys posted a video on youtube filming themselves getting oral sex from a fish","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}