time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2837.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549a92cb6368724934db0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a8f5863687249a9630300#post_549a8f5863687249a9630300\r\nNot at all.\r\n\r\nFact I should be asking that question for myself. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549a959663687246cb2e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GUH!\r\n!th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2014/016/c/9/kitties_by_the13thblackcat-d585ib5.png!\r\nTHERES TOO MANY TYPES OF KHAJIIT FOR THERE TO ONLY BE ONE PER GAME\r\nIMAGINE AN OLD GRIZZLED BADASS SENCHE \r\nOR BEING ABLE TO PLAY AS AN ALFIQ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549a973a63687249bd690500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a8fc56368724d56de0300#post_549a8fc56368724d56de0300\r\nIf I had to take a guess why people think my personality is weird is that the best explanation is that I'm a incomplete personality.  Imagine if you had something broken and you fixed it by throwing out all the broken things until it eventually worked.  Simply put if you ask something along the lines of why say for instance my favorite color would be the combination of black and white in exact equal quantities in either symmetry or complex patterns I simply couldn't tell you cause there is no reason or logic as to why because while there is no logical reason why there is neither a illogical reason as to why not; trying to find logic or illogic there is like trying to find the mass of hypothetical earth's second moon and arguing about it, in any case there is no second earth moon therefore trying to find the mass of it is pointless.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"549a9c7e6368724d39330700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a8f5863687249a9630300#post_549a8f5863687249a9630300\r\nNope\r\nYa good","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"549aa14363687230e6100700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a02186368726b24dd0000#post_549a02186368726b24dd0000\r\nWait, what?!\r\nDude, are you being serious?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"549abbc76368722eaf6a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's almost that time of the year again.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"549abfee63687203d6450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549abbc76368722eaf6a0200#post_549abbc76368722eaf6a0200\r\nTime for the annual virgin sacrifice already??\r\n\r\nAlright, everybody get in line and be counted for the lottery. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549ac1be63687205e3bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549abfee63687203d6450000#post_549abfee63687203d6450000\r\nBut the dark gods aren't that displeased!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"549ac2126368720576be0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549abfee63687203d6450000#post_549abfee63687203d6450000\r\nWhat if you're not a virgin?\r\nDo we still have to stand in line ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"549ac21b636872087ccc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549ac1be63687205e3bc0000#post_549ac1be63687205e3bc0000\r\nYOU KNOW THE RULE VIRGIN","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549ac263636872032a5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Stupid rules","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"549ac36f63687203a2d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549ac2126368720576be0000#post_549ac2126368720576be0000\r\n>implying squiggy isn't the only nonvirgin on the site \r\nHeresy gets you two draws from the lottery ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549ac74d63687206918f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549ac36f63687203a2d00100#post_549ac36f63687203a2d00100\r\n\r\nCan we nominate others for the lottery?","author":null},{"id":"549ac83663687209c8d30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #9666\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549ac74d63687206918f0100#post_549ac74d63687206918f0100\r\nEveryone gets one draw","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549aca6463687207264a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is \"character's life is saved by another character who they then are indebted to but they annoy the character that saved them so much that the character comes up with a plan to fake the other character saving their life to repay the debt but the plan falls apart and they actually end up saving that character's life\" a plot in so many cartoons? It's like writers all share a big jar of emergency scripts for when they forgot to make an episode. \r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549ad48c63687204718d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I alarmed anyone when I said I'm trying to kill myself.\r\nThat was a.... expression, I dunno.\r\nI keep trying to rip my nails off and I can't sthaaaaap.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549ad76e63687204f1960300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/12/24/791825/large.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549ae78b6368720664a00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://25.media.tumblr.com/a219705b0cf6055afe0890e56d937346/tumblr_mfi66xJ0br1qz60ioo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549aebcd636872093dbf0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There is a car in my yard \r\n\r\nA car that I don't recognize \r\n\r\nWhat the fuck","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549aeea9636872040d1c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549aebcd636872093dbf0800#post_549aebcd636872093dbf0800\r\nWHAT IS THIS, \"STALKER?\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549aef5c636872037b280800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549aebcd636872093dbf0800#post_549aebcd636872093dbf0800\r\nGET THE GUNS!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549af1046368720749150600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549ae78b6368720664a00300#post_549ae78b6368720664a00300\r\nA FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!! X-D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"549af4696368725ec7f80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"valve wtf\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/dHVwF/d1873cbf03.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/dHVwN/ac03b70e81.png!\r\n\r\nstory rich dating sim? ha now thats a new one","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549af5c3636872077e390700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://puu.sh/dHVOP/af339ce89d.png!\r\n\r\nmerry christmas, and remember to avoid vietnamese cartoons today.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549af9c76368720680cc0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This will be a sad christmas","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}