time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2848.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549b875463687241cd0c1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b855163687279ed2c0200#post_549b855163687279ed2c0200\r\nDeployment? You're a soldier?\r\n\r\nAlso, I mostly just watch stuff on the internet. I can't even bother with commercials most of the time. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b887263687255c6080800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b875463687241cd0c1300#post_549b875463687241cd0c1300\r\nWas a soldier. I did five years and got out because I don't like being in countries where people want to shoot me in the face, especially when I've become cynical about our reason for being in said pro shooting me in the face countries to begin with.\r\n\r\nI'm the same way now, I literally can't watch most tv anymore because commercials just bug the fucking shit outta me.\r\n\r\nOn that note: \"watch this.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kDRoso_X8 There is something about it that elevates it beyond irritating to actively making me want to murder the planet.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549b89bd6368720726d21c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b887263687255c6080800#post_549b887263687255c6080800\r\nUnderstandable. \r\n\r\nBut\r\n\r\n\r\n^can I call you smutmaster general^\r\n\r\nAlso, GameStop and EB commercials are usually the worst ever. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b89cb6368726b7eeb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b887263687255c6080800#post_549b887263687255c6080800\r\n_*OH GOD NO! OH GOD NO NOT THIS COMMERCIAL*_\r\n\r\nITS SO BAD!\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso wow, I didn't know you were a Soldure at one point, Heh, The more you know. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b8bea63687204e3221c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89bd6368720726d21c00#post_549b89bd6368720726d21c00\r\nYou can call me whatever you like, just don't call me late for dinner! _is justifiably shot dead for that goddamn bullshit._\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89bd6368720726d21c00#post_549b89bd6368720726d21c00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89cb6368726b7eeb0100#post_549b89cb6368726b7eeb0100\r\nThing is though I can't point to anything about it that makes it objectively worse than, for example, a car commercial and yet it fills me with such utter and complete loathing...\r\n","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549b8d426368721379d50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8bea63687204e3221c00#post_549b8bea63687204e3221c00\r\nI think it's because it plays up the whole overly aggressive gamer stereotype\r\n\r\nthat employee's performance was hilarious though","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b8da1636872093d0c1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89bd6368720726d21c00#post_549b89bd6368720726d21c00\r\n~smutmaster general. Oh Christ I'm dying~\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8bea63687204e3221c00#post_549b8bea63687204e3221c00\r\nDon't get me started on those Horrible, Horrible Animal Commercials. You know the ones.\r\n\r\nMe being someone who _*LOVES THE FUCK*_ out of animals those commercials piss me off.\r\n\r\nAnd they last so long too. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b8e106368722588700700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8da1636872093d0c1f00#post_549b8da1636872093d0c1f00\r\nJust animal commercials in general?\r\nCuz geico commercials can be pretty entertaining honestly","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b8e206368720864501a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b89bd6368720726d21c00#post_549b89bd6368720726d21c00\r\nEB is terrible.\r\nThey always seem to price games like $5 more than other stores in my area.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549b8e7863687272e0b80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8d426368721379d50800#post_549b8d426368721379d50800\r\nI 100% feel for anyone working at those sorts of stores. I've seen some shit in Gamestop that made me actively try to comfort the clerks.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8da1636872093d0c1f00#post_549b8da1636872093d0c1f00\r\nikr? I kind of understand that they're targeting the non-gamer demographics with their commercials, but holy shit do they make me want to punch someone.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549b8fbc6368723e234e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8e106368722588700700#post_549b8e106368722588700700\r\nNo I mean the ones where they purposely show severally Abused animals.\r\n\r\nI hate seeing that, its awful. \r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8e7863687272e0b80700#post_549b8e7863687272e0b80700\r\nI swear Commercials are the worst.\r\n\r\nOnce and a while you get a rare good commercial but like I said that's Rare. I miss Billy Mays. \r\n\r\nAnd then you get the Geico commercials and other things like Flow, but usually its a lot of bad ones mixed in. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b8ffc6368721de5670e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8e7863687272e0b80700#post_549b8e7863687272e0b80700\r\nAbsoultely\r\nI remember a few years ago I asked a gamestop employee how the job was \r\nHe basically just looked at me with a look that said \"_run_\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b90a56368724781750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8fbc6368723e234e0400#post_549b8fbc6368723e234e0400\r\nOh those. Yeah. I get what they're trying to get across but fuck, stop, god. \r\n\r\nAlthough it's kinda brilliant. They air those commercials all the time on comedy central. I guarantee that's because it makes the show funnier","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b918063687207392e1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b90a56368724781750100#post_549b90a56368724781750100\r\nSame here, I understand that they are trying to say Help the animals but holy god, Please stop showing me these horrible horrible images....\r\n\r\nAlso wait what? Are you serious?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b91be63687205f0ee0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b918063687207392e1900#post_549b918063687207392e1900\r\nI used to watch stand up on there all the time. There had to be at least one of those commercials per break. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b920163687241cd3c1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, does anybody want to dress up as Santa Clause and scare children just because you can?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549b935a636872198bed0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b91be63687205f0ee0600#post_549b91be63687205f0ee0600\r\nNow that you mention it, I used to watch Comedy Central a lot and I believe I saw the same thing.\r\n\r\nThat's weeeird.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b920163687241cd3c1400#post_549b920163687241cd3c1400\r\nTHROW COAL AT THE KIDS! And then Santa was the next Clown like phobia. \r\n\r\n~(No not really)~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549b93da63687262bb400400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b920163687241cd3c1400#post_549b920163687241cd3c1400\r\nBe careful, don't wanna make Silent Night, Deadly Night a reality.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"549b943b63687279eda40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else think an eternal afterlife would suck balls? \r\nLike, I'd probably like to live a few hundred years but after that I think I'd want a nap\r\nAn eternal nap\r\nForever","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b94816368726716171100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b93da63687262bb400400#post_549b93da63687262bb400400\r\nBut\r\nGARBAGE DAY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b949e6368720f361f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"TIME TO LOSE CONTROL OF MY SOCIAL LIFE COMPLETELY\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/hPhQoll.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549b952e63687255c6790900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b949e6368720f361f0200#post_549b949e6368720f361f0200\r\nYEEEAH","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549b959a6368723bdc470c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b8fbc6368723e234e0400#post_549b8fbc6368723e234e0400\r\nI sorta like the geico commercials. Sorta being the keyword. The gecko is the only mascot with any kind of personality.\r\n\r\nSo i guess I actually just like the gecko\r\n\r\n-stillMolestia.","author":null},{"id":"549b95c96368721a551b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b935a636872198bed0a00#post_549b935a636872198bed0a00\r\n\"Once every year, a vicious fat ass and bearded man baby who goes by the name Santa Clause breaks into people's homes, steal food and leave the so called \"presents\" that will only engulf the naughty with greed, lust and pride, breaking the beautiful foundation known as \"family\" as others receive better junk than some people, which causes hatred and envy and some receive coal which is used as weapons to burn down houses for nefarious purposes...\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549b96656368723716f10e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549b943b63687279eda40300#post_549b943b63687279eda40300\r\nDepends how it works. Alot of afterlifes sound like any thoughts that would make you be bored of it would get wiped away. If that was the case then I'd be okay. Not like I could tell the difference at that point.\r\n\r\nIf I'm fully depression/ boredom capable. Afterlif no sound too good then.","author":null}]}