time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2855.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549bd15d636872104de11000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"remember guys\r\n\r\nits not gay if you say no homo before, during, and after the act.\r\n\r\nscreaming it during the climax adds more weight to it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd18f6368721de5381600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd15d636872104de11000#post_549bd15d636872104de11000\r\nno homo?\r\n\r\nmore like ALL THE HOMO","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bd1fa6368723cec661c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bcfa06368726f46910200#post_549bcfa06368726f46910200\r\nReally? It's the babby legs that bother me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bd25c6368720f362e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd18f6368721de5381600#post_549bd18f6368721de5381600\r\n\r\n*touches hand*\r\n\r\nNO HOMO THO.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd2ac636872709c210800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n*inserts penis*\r\n\r\nno homo","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bd3306368723299600b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd25c6368720f362e0a00#post_549bd25c6368720f362e0a00\r\n_Ahem_\r\nDid you ask me for permission?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bd37e6368721883700500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd3306368723299600b00#post_549bd3306368723299600b00\r\n\r\nthis makes me giggle and smile","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bd3a0636872196fea1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd3306368723299600b00#post_549bd3306368723299600b00\r\n\r\ni said NO HOMO\r\n\r\nso it doesnt count\r\n\r\nits right here in the rule book\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd4276368724781a00900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd3a0636872196fea1700#post_549bd3a0636872196fea1700\r\nThe rule book can suck it.\r\nYou gotta ask before you use my toys.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549bd45e6368720f10ce0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd4276368724781a00900#post_549bd4276368724781a00900\r\nteehee","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bd4b6636872646ba50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd4276368724781a00900#post_549bd4276368724781a00900\r\n\r\nasking is for nerds\r\n\r\nkanye west doesnt ask people.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd5de6368722265381000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so guys i want to buy a game for my ex-nazi weed smoking friend and i got these options\r\n\r\nL4D2\r\nMirror edge\r\nterraria\r\nhalf life 1\r\nhalf life 2","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd6ba6368727343780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Say what you will about the live action grinch movie but holy shit that makeup was fantastic\r\n!upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/The_Grinch_(Jim_Carrey).jpg!\r\nWhere is that shit now? \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd5de6368722265381000#post_549bd5de6368722265381000\r\n If I were to pick the game that I think is all around the best, I'd say half life 2\r\n\r\nMy personal preference is mirror's edge but that's not a game for everyone","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549bd70b63687257668c1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd5de6368722265381000#post_549bd5de6368722265381000\r\nL4d2\r\nMake him believe he is killing a bunch of running jews.","author":null},{"id":"549bd729636872393d930400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #9FF7\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd70b63687257668c1200#post_549bd70b63687257668c1200\r\n\r\nher*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bd7976368723299a90b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bd729636872393d930400#post_549bd729636872393d930400\r\n[bq=\"Background Pony #9FF7\"]\r\nL4d2\r\nMake her believe she is killing a bunch of running jews.[/bq]\r\n","author":null},{"id":"549bd9c06368723334dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WTF?\r\n\r\nsteam is region locking my purchases\r\n\r\nwtf steam\r\n\r\nnow i bought my friend a game she cant redeem.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bdb006368727dadb70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well this toy needs some rest\r\nsee you all later","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549bdc4863687205f0f71100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh so get this, the region lock in south america is  thanks to ppl buying stuff for cheap in brazil and then selling it elsewhere.\r\n\r\nand we all suffer\r\n\r\nfuck you brazilian scammers","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bdece63687205e33d2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bdc4863687205f0f71100#post_549bdc4863687205f0f71100\r\nToo bad.\r\n\r\nOh and I just out of my 2 hour flight.\r\nThere were screaming children and poop.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549be1e46368720605612300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know what\r\n\r\nFUCK steam\r\n\r\nFUCK valve\r\n\r\ni had to say it but im already seeing how shitty valve is becoming.\r\n\r\nuuugh, but the only alternatives to steam are origin and uplay.\r\n\r\nit is truly a monopoly and i can do nothing but suck their dick","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549be5456368725423760d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549be1e46368720605612300#post_549be1e46368720605612300\r\nAre you desperate enough to become a...\r\n*drum roll*\r\n\r\n_Pirate...?!_","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549be5f663687279fbaa0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Being bored is boring.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"549be60c63687218839c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549be5456368725423760d00#post_549be5456368725423760d00\r\n\r\nyes.\r\n\r\nactually i just started making acounts and noticed how fucking expensive games are for us\r\n\r\nseriously, the minimum wage per day for us is equal to a 5 dollar game.\r\n\r\nimagine buying a 60 dollar one jesus christ.\r\n\r\npirating is far safer for me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549bea506368722265711200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, I wanted to know, how awesome would it be to have Marines riding on ponies into a warzone? :D \r\n(USMC)","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"}]}