time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3078.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ab4bbd6368727eecd22300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4b39636872439edb0000#post_54ab4b39636872439edb0000\r\nNow you have to admit that's pretty funny.\r\n\r\n\"AWWW SHIIITE ITS THE FLIPPER CLAN!\"\r\n\r\n\"GIVE ME YO POISON BITCH!\"\r\n\r\n*Three hours later*\r\n\r\n\"HAAHAHAHAHAHA! JOHNNY WATCH ME FUCK YOUR BRO'S CORPS\"\r\n\r\n\"HAHAHAHAHAHA! TIMMY YOU SO NAUGHTY\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ab4bc6636872785dc60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4b87636872439e130100#post_54ab4b87636872439e130100\r\nEven my dog?\r\nFUCK!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab4bf76368723119a50700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4bc6636872785dc60000#post_54ab4bc6636872785dc60000\r\nDogs rape human legs, plushies and pillows.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ab4bfa6368727737d70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4b9b636872502d4a1200#post_54ab4b9b636872502d4a1200\r\nHard to say.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ab4bfc6368723119af0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4b636368727eec7c2300#post_54ab4b636368727eec7c2300\r\nFA _*FUCKING*_ TALITY.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ab4c06636872177cfd2f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://svpow.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/leopard-seal-pulling-the-head-right-off-a-penguin.jpeg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nJust 'cause.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ab4c2b636872251c251200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4bf76368723119a50700#post_54ab4bf76368723119a50700\r\n...\r\nFuck no.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab4c56636872251c441200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4c06636872177cfd2f00#post_54ab4c06636872177cfd2f00\r\nOh, are we gonna post gore?\r\nOk, let me check the Offended page of ED is I can post something here.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4c2b636872251c251200#post_54ab4c2b636872251c251200\r\nThey also can eat you when you die.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ab4c836368724c57e10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4bfa6368727737d70600#post_54ab4bfa6368727737d70600\r\n[spoiler]Ep 4 is generally cited as the point where Gunbuster starts to get really good, And Gainax starts to become Gainax. (I'll just wait until you finish it.)[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ab4ca663687237dcbf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4c56636872251c441200#post_54ab4c56636872251c441200\r\nWhat the duck.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab4cb36368723086230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4c56636872251c441200#post_54ab4c56636872251c441200\r\nI spoilered it.\r\nBecause it's gore.\r\n\r\nI'm not that disturbed by it because I see a lot of road kill where I'm at.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ab4cc96368724c570e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4c06636872177cfd2f00#post_54ab4c06636872177cfd2f00\r\nShit\r\nPebble and the Penguin wasn't lying with that seal shit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ab4d1163687263db910900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4cc96368724c570e0200#post_54ab4cc96368724c570e0200\r\nWho?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ab4d4663687263c7620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4cb36368723086230200#post_54ab4cb36368723086230200\r\nLike this?\r\n!http://whiterabbittrails.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/splatter-wallpaper.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab4dda63687222bb071500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4d4663687263c7620000#post_54ab4d4663687263c7620000\r\nYep.\r\n\r\nRanging from cats, dogs, large lizards, birds and tortoise.\r\nwe also have monkeys from time to time.\r\n\r\nEven the young ones were not spared.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ab4dff63687222bb191500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4d1163687263db910900#post_54ab4d1163687263db910900\r\n!ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518GNBTEDVL.jpg!\r\n\r\nThere's a seal in this movie\r\nIt's Fucking brutal ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ab4e4a63687222bb671500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4dda63687222bb071500#post_54ab4dda63687222bb071500\r\nWho ran over the most?\r\nProbably a \r\n*Deep voice*\r\nSUNDAY DRIVER.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab4e5963687219a3ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4dff63687222bb191500#post_54ab4dff63687222bb191500\r\nWait is this another one of those misleading movies where it looks all cute on the cover but its actually extremely guttastically BRUTAL. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ab4e6b636872157bb40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4dda63687222bb071500#post_54ab4dda63687222bb071500\r\nI've only seen one dead person in the streets in all my life.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ab4e7b6368721e1db33b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I did a golf today\r\n\r\nI can't get rid of my massive slice with my driver","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ab4eb3636872536c981300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4e6b636872157bb40900#post_54ab4e6b636872157bb40900\r\nI've seen a mouse without a head.\r\nAnd my cat eating something.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ab4f3663687218b0571d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4e6b636872157bb40900#post_54ab4e6b636872157bb40900\r\nI've seen dead people on the streets before.\r\nOne I can remember was a motorcyclist.\r\n\r\nHe was decapitated in an accident.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ab4f4a6368727c6c3b1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4eb3636872536c981300#post_54ab4eb3636872536c981300\r\nI've seen my dogs killing mouses or rippin them in two.\r\nI still remember that scene. [spoiler]the heart was still active[/spoiler]","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54ab4fbf63687227cbc31a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4e5963687219a3ad0100#post_54ab4e5963687219a3ad0100\r\nThat's called a don bluth film\r\n\r\nDon bluth made a career out of creating some of the most adorable characters ever put on film and putting them in nonsensically horrifying situations for usually no reason. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ab500563687218b0db1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ab4fbf63687227cbc31a00#post_54ab4fbf63687227cbc31a00\r\nhis belief was, kids can handle most things, as long as it has a happy ending","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}