time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3090.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ac76026368721ff5810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac75b7636872615c040100#post_54ac75b7636872615c040100\r\nI'm so glad you happened ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac76076368721ff5920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac75926368725bb57f0d00#post_54ac75926368725bb57f0d00\r\nI NEEEEEEED THIS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac760b6368725580461300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac75926368725bb57f0d00#post_54ac75926368725bb57f0d00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7499636872316dfd0200#post_54ac7499636872316dfd0200\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74806368723cca910000#post_54ac74806368723cca910000\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74786368723bd8de0400#post_54ac74786368723bd8de0400\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac74606368727054990c00#post_54ac74606368727054990c00\r\n\"AND HE MAKES HIM NUT IT OUT TEN TIMES! TEN TIMES! ITS A PERFECT BONG BLOW!\"\r\n\r\n*Crowd Moaning*\r\n\r\n*Judges lift up their Tissue boxes* \r\n\r\n\"AND THE JUDGES GIVE HIM A PERFECT 10 POINTS! WE HAVE A WINNER!\"\r\n\r\nFalatio Dan: \"I-I cant believe I made it, I-I'm so happy\"\r\n\r\n*Wipes the white tears off his face with tissues* \r\n\r\nThe Mother: \"I'm sooo proud of you son!\"[/bq]\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medbiw82oh1r8s9oho6_500.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ac7623636872319db70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac75926368725bb57f0d00#post_54ac75926368725bb57f0d00\r\n\r\nNope. Didn't have the same feeling like last time.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ac76a76368723bbd490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac7623636872319db70300#post_54ac7623636872319db70300\r\nWell after you nut ten times you tend to lose feeling.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac760b6368725580461300#post_54ac760b6368725580461300\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac76076368721ff5920100#post_54ac76076368721ff5920100\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac75b8636872051c9e3500#post_54ac75b8636872051c9e3500\r\nStay tuned for the Pole Jumping event! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac76cf6368725a29320e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac76a76368723bbd490100#post_54ac76a76368723bbd490100\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eygB7_g2TiM/Up_RpnJ0bOI/AAAAAAAAKrQ/kd7iS2NbnA8/s1600/tumblr_inline_mnvxzz5wg91rnvwt1.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ac77346368727cfc1d1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Who knew that Megatron could be such a riot?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4gdkt9eo7y","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54ac77696368723bbdbf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac76a76368723bbd490100#post_54ac76a76368723bbd490100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac760b6368725580461300#post_54ac760b6368725580461300\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac76076368721ff5920100#post_54ac76076368721ff5920100\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac75b8636872051c9e3500#post_54ac75b8636872051c9e3500\r\nStay tuned for the Pole Jumping event! [/bq]\r\n...\r\n...*OH. MY GOD.*\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54ac777563687239afcb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac77346368727cfc1d1c00#post_54ac77346368727cfc1d1c00\r\nThe video says unavailable. :( ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac777f6368725a29820e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel like sometimes I post just to get attention ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac779363687263dbb42f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac77696368723bbdbf0100#post_54ac77696368723bbdbf0100\r\n*YEEEEEAAAAAAH!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac779563687224a1b42c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac77346368727cfc1d1c00#post_54ac77346368727cfc1d1c00\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHA i don't get it the video is unavailable sorry about that","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ac77d363687239afe40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac777f6368725a29820e00#post_54ac777f6368725a29820e00\r\nIsn't that the whole idea of posting?\r\nEverytime you post, there is a notification in everyone's inbox letting us know. The same happens when I post.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54ac784c6368726cb91c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.mechadamashii.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gainax_chogokin.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ac786d6368727d301f1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac77d363687239afe40300#post_54ac77d363687239afe40300\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac777f6368725a29820e00#post_54ac777f6368725a29820e00\r\nWe're all attention whores here. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac784c6368726cb91c0200#post_54ac784c6368726cb91c0200\r\nI can fap to this!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac789f6368723bd84b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]The Heatieness is back[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac78d56368721f38b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac77d363687239afe40300#post_54ac77d363687239afe40300\r\nWell I mean like when no one replies to something I say, I feel awkward \r\nEven though probably just missed it or didn't really have something to say","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac78e163687245bbaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac786d6368727d301f1900#post_54ac786d6368727d301f1900\r\nBut  I'm the biggest whore.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac78fd636872226e920b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac78e163687245bbaf0000#post_54ac78e163687245bbaf0000\r\nThe best whore","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ac792f6368725db0540e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac78e163687245bbaf0000#post_54ac78e163687245bbaf0000\r\nNu! I'm the biggest whore! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ac79616368725db0770e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just exist\r\n\r\nI'm barely relevant","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ac79706368725711070900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac78fd636872226e920b00#post_54ac78fd636872226e920b00\r\nYou know it~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac792f6368725db0540e00#post_54ac792f6368725db0540e00\r\nYou're not even legal yet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac79796368723bd8810500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac777563687239afcb0300#post_54ac777563687239afcb0300\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac779563687224a1b42c00#post_54ac779563687224a1b42c00\r\n\r\nWAIT \r\nWHAT\r\nGOD DAMMIT\r\nI F[spoiler]yay[/spoiler]ED UP\r\n\r\nSorry...here's the correct link: \"Here\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4gdkt9eo7Y","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54ac7986636872316d740300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ac79616368725db0770e00#post_54ac79616368725db0770e00\r\nHey, you're always relevant.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ac79ac6368720ff6fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I need to cut my toe nails.\r\n\r\n... That sounds so weird.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}