time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3197.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b1f9b06368727e262c0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Since we're posting cars, this is my dream car\r\n!http://www.motorgnomes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2011Charger1.jpg!\r\nNothing too big, nice and simple","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b1f9e563687233ec910600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1f96b6368721f83f10b00#post_54b1f96b6368721f83f10b00\r\nTime to hit the ship!\r\n!http://www.majikwah.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5135-Pirates-Ship.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54b1f9fb636872145e7d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1f96b6368721f83f10b00#post_54b1f96b6368721f83f10b00\r\nI think you'll get away pretty easily.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/oewlOd9.jpg!\r\nYou bring in the best gifs, though.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b1fa3f6368724556620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I opened a bag of popcorn\r\n\r\nAnd the butter went into my eye","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b1fa686368724a6c290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fa3f6368724556620100#post_54b1fa3f6368724556620100\r\nLife lesson.\r\nLet someone else open it for you","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b1fba563687216fe180300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You guys in your silly cars\r\n!http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/archerus2.gif! ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b1fc8d6368723c866c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fba563687216fe180300#post_54b1fba563687216fe180300\r\n\r\nIt's good, but can it ride a whale?\r\n\r\n!http://arsmythica.darkconclave.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Neutro.png!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b1fca363687263b0820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't know how to drive. :C\r\n\r\nAlso, I'm tired.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b1fcd163687211fab80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fca363687263b0820000#post_54b1fca363687263b0820000\r\nIt shouldn't be that hard. It's like learning to ride a bike.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54b1fce5636872550bd80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fca363687263b0820000#post_54b1fca363687263b0820000\r\nNot do I.\r\nGo to sleep","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b1fcf763687263b0c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Patriots won, Seahawks also won\r\n\r\nToday was a good day\r\n\r\nCan we also let the Cowboys win tomorrow?\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/602/772/106.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b1fd3563687220c25e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fcf763687263b0c60000#post_54b1fcf763687263b0c60000\r\n\r\nThey've only lost 4 games so far, that's already a good sign","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b1fd3763687236aa4c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fca363687263b0820000#post_54b1fca363687263b0820000\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fce5636872550bd80300#post_54b1fce5636872550bd80300\r\nI don't even have my permit yet\r\n\r\nIt's the dumb test that's keeping me from driving","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b1fd3863687232f65a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fcf763687263b0c60000#post_54b1fcf763687263b0c60000\r\nYou'll never know.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b1fd556368724fe4750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fd3763687236aa4c0300#post_54b1fd3763687236aa4c0300\r\nI'm not even old enough","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b1fd9063687220c2a50900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fcd163687211fab80600#post_54b1fcd163687211fab80600\r\nI'll need to turn my head a lot.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b1fdd86368727365610700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fd9063687220c2a50900#post_54b1fd9063687220c2a50900\r\nLemme help with that.\r\n*Snap*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b1fe6163687237367d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fc8d6368723c866c0200#post_54b1fc8d6368723c866c0200\r\nNo fair bringing Nuetro.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b1fe8b63687233ecd40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i litterally came across a sonic OC named Ruskiskasuke\r\n\r\ni cant find it anymore oh my god it was gold","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54b1ff466368720cf49a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fe6163687237367d0800#post_54b1fe6163687237367d0800\r\n\r\nUse the radio in your quarter to ask for help","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b1ffff6368722b952c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Going to sleep now.\r\nNight, my fellows.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b2000c6368721830551500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Night smiley quickster","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b2005663687263b09c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fdd86368727365610700#post_54b1fdd86368727365610700\r\nReminds me of joke. A very dark one.\r\n\r\nGuy in a motorcycle. \r\nHis jacket's zipper is busted so he wears it backwards. \r\nThen he looses control and CRASH! \r\nPassers-by witness accident and calls 117(Filipino version of 911)\r\n\"A man just had an accident and his head is backwards. Help!\"\r\n\"Calm down, sir. Is the man still alive?\"\r\n\"Well, he was. Until I tried to fix his head.\"\r\n\r\nNot sure if translates very well.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b2009763687212b0ea0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1ffff6368722b952c0700#post_54b1ffff6368722b952c0700\r\nNight\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2005663687263b09c0100#post_54b2005663687263b09c0100\r\nThis is the appropriate amount of dark (and yes it translates well)","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b2010563687220a6af0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b1fd9063687220c2a50900#post_54b1fd9063687220c2a50900\r\nWhich is why I don't like to drive. But I know how to drive.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}