time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3204.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b2c3fd6368724807181300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c0c76368727e26fb1a00#post_54b2c0c76368727e26fb1a00\r\nIT WAS SOOO YOUNG SOOOO YOUNG!\r\n\r\n*Cries*\r\n\r\nBack to other things, Man oh MAN do i hope i get another monitor soon (Stupid blinking power button) Because i cant stand using this laptop.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b2c6c96368726973ee0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Random thought: why are Remilia cosplays so fucking amazing all the time?  Even when the costume is crap quality it's still pretty decent; like even those crap ebay mass produced costumes are still pretty decent.  You have to pretty much intentionally fuck up for a cosplay of her to be bad.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b2c6f563687239dca61400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c6c96368726973ee0e00#post_54b2c6c96368726973ee0e00\r\n... Science jokes?\r\nBOO.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b2c74063687239dcd51400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c6f563687239dca61400#post_54b2c6f563687239dca61400\r\nPerson A orders H2O at a restaurant; person B orders H2O two; person B dies.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b2c800636872133a321b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c74063687239dcd51400#post_54b2c74063687239dcd51400\r\nIs it because he drowned?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b2c85463687242892a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c74063687239dcd51400#post_54b2c74063687239dcd51400\r\nNope.\r\nBoo","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b2c86e636872188a612100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c74063687239dcd51400#post_54b2c74063687239dcd51400\r\npffft...","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b2c88f6368721d25e13800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c800636872133a321b00#post_54b2c800636872133a321b00\r\nH2O two as in H2O2 as in Hydrogen Peroxide.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b2c8916368725f6bcd0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/091/2/9/sonak_hegeheh_movie_by_neslug-d7cihta.gif!\r\n\r\n_the speed of fast_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54b2c8c96368722a88dd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"People say I'm negative; that's why I fixed it by losing a electron.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b2c8d36368721e68121d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c88f6368721d25e13800#post_54b2c88f6368721d25e13800\r\nSHIT! (Huh, never knew that)\r\n\r\nThats actually pretty clever. Good show jolly good show!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b2c90663687211c2642000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c8c96368722a88dd0400#post_54b2c8c96368722a88dd0400\r\nI get this one a little! See i smart!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c8916368725f6bcd0d00#post_54b2c8916368725f6bcd0d00\r\n[bq=\"Miyo\"]!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/091/2/9/sonak_hegeheh_movie_by_neslug-d7cihta.gif!\r\n\r\n_the speed of fast_[/bq]\r\nTHE FAST OF SPEED!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b2c93e6368720b2d410300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c8c96368722a88dd0400#post_54b2c8c96368722a88dd0400\r\n!https://img1.derpicdn.net/img/download/2012/11/23/160325__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_animated_seizure+warning_adventure+in+the+comments_vibrating_artist-colon-theinexplicablebrony.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b2c98363687211c2842000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yo mama so ugly, not even fluoride would bond with her.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54b2cae06368721d25313900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c98363687211c2842000#post_54b2c98363687211c2842000\r\n\r\nI'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY MOTHER HAS FENDED OFF MANY ELECTRONS FROM COUNTLESS CONFIGURATIONS TO MAKE A PROPER ELEMENT","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54b2cb476368721d25633900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2c74063687239dcd51400#post_54b2c74063687239dcd51400\r\nYou're awful.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54b2cbc36368722855ab1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So a negative adam asked another negative adam to a date.\r\n\r\nNegative adam 1: So you wanna go out?\r\n\r\nNegative adam 2: SURE\r\n\r\nNegative adam 1: Really!\r\n\r\nNegative adam 2: POSITIVE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b2cbc96368726bf29e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://41.media.tumblr.com/d8525db58f002401e8c59480c55057b6/tumblr_mmewwm6eSw1s4ltl4o1_1280.jpg!\r\nThat's clearly Fivered Nihon.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b2cbea63687211c22e2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2cbc36368722855ab1100#post_54b2cbc36368722855ab1100\r\nBOOO!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b2cc776368720b2d2a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2cbea63687211c22e2100#post_54b2cbea63687211c22e2100\r\nBOOOOO YOURSELF!\r\n\r\n*Throws cans at him*\r\n\r\nGET OFF THE STAGE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b2cc9463687238e6b11000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b2cc776368720b2d2a0400#post_54b2cc776368720b2d2a0400\r\nI was never on the stage.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b2ccba63687276b6690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"What did the dog say when doing the weather forecast?\"\r\n\"IT'S REALLY RUFF OUT THERE\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54b2cccb6368722855421200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A crocodile walks into a bar, heads straight for the old biker lady all dressed in leather, covered in tattoos and smoking a cigarette while downing shots of whiskey. \r\n\r\nThe crocodile immediately eats her up in one bite as the crowd watches in horror.\r\n\r\nAfter eating her the crocodile turns to the bartender and says, \"damn that was salty, let me get a beer.\"\r\n\r\nThe bartender shakes his head and says, \"no, we don't serve drug users here.\"\r\n\r\n\"Drug user?!\" the crocodile shouts, \"I'm not a drug user!\"\r\n\r\n\"Oh yeah?\" says the bartender, \"well what about that bar bitch you ate?\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b2ccdb6368720f434e0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So...:\r\nMy dad kinda suck at- HE GOT OUT OF A BANSHEE IN A BAD SPOT","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b2ccff6368727982620d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was the second man on the moon.\r\nNEIL BEFORE ME!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}