time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3272.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b5e632636872195d140400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e60b6368720ff0230400#post_54b5e60b6368720ff0230400\r\nI WILL MURDER YOU WITH ALL MY STRENGTH","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e63563687219cdcd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e5d963687218021c0200#post_54b5e5d963687218021c0200\r\n\r\nDepending on the fish species I think. Maybe some of them reproduce asexualy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b5e63e636872195d1c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e5d963687218021c0200#post_54b5e5d963687218021c0200\r\nProbably not\r\nProbably whatever fish have \r\nSome kind of jizz vent I would think","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b5e64b636872176f3c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e63563687219cdcd0000#post_54b5e63563687219cdcd0000\r\nBoooooooooooooo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e677636872173c200600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">>77981t","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b5e67a63687208ed910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Rebecca Black Scottish Cyclops\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXC5AVvG61c","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b5e6a06368721707780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e60563687214c9ac0100#post_54b5e60563687214c9ac0100\r\nAnd because they kill you by drowing you in the sea just to eat you alive.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e632636872195d140400#post_54b5e632636872195d140400\r\nMore like\r\n\r\n\"PREPARE TO GET RAPED\"","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54b5e6c16368720c7d730300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e5d963687218021c0200#post_54b5e5d963687218021c0200\r\nDO YOU REALLY WANT TO IMAGINE SOMEONE WITH A _DOLPHIN PENIS?!_\r\n\r\n_*YOU HATE DOLPHIN!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b5e6d1636872105e290400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6a06368721707780000#post_54b5e6a06368721707780000\r\nHow do I look","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e6de63687208db9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e677636872173c200600#post_54b5e677636872173c200600\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]>>77981t[/bq]\r\nNOICE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b5e6ea6368720c7daf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e5d963687218021c0200#post_54b5e5d963687218021c0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]GUYS. MERMEN.\r\nWOULD THEY HAVE DOLPHIN PENISES?[/bq]\r\nTechnically they wouldn't be mermen; they would be spermen.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b5e6f66368720c7db40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6c16368720c7d730300#post_54b5e6c16368720c7d730300\r\nBut I like mermen.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e7006368720d5cdf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6a06368721707780000#post_54b5e6a06368721707780000\r\nHow can you be eaten alive when you drowned?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b5e7086368720eddff0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6ea6368720c7daf0300#post_54b5e6ea6368720c7daf0300\r\nI will kill you","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e71163687213971b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_~I'm gotta rape all of you,and I'm a turtle~_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e7356368720858280600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6c16368720c7d730300#post_54b5e6c16368720c7d730300\r\nDolphins may be rapists but that doesn't mean I can't [spoiler]imagine male Vaporeons having Dolphin dicks.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b5e7396368721a1f740300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6d1636872105e290400#post_54b5e6d1636872105e290400\r\nOh you look very nice, sweetie.\r\nLike, you are ready to destroy -anus- things!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54b5e75463687224f5bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e71163687213971b0400#post_54b5e71163687213971b0400\r\nIs it really rape if I start screaming \"yes\" and \"right there\" and \"keep going\"?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e76463687208bf110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e7396368721a1f740300#post_54b5e7396368721a1f740300\r\n_~Im going to rape all your loved ones~_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e76b6368721a67c00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6ea6368720c7daf0300#post_54b5e6ea6368720c7daf0300\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e7086368720eddff0300#post_54b5e7086368720eddff0300\r\n\r\nMore like Seamen","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54b5e7736368726f97cc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e75463687224f5bb0200#post_54b5e75463687224f5bb0200\r\nTell that to Mike","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e790636872089cb00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6f66368720c7db40300#post_54b5e6f66368720c7db40300\r\nWhat you need is a dolphinman\r\n\r\n!40.media.tumblr.com/198cdd15d91b75fb66a447a9cfe2371d/tumblr_n30hvaae8H1rlo1q2o1_1280.jpg!\r\nEh? Eeeeeh?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b5e7936368721707900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e6f66368720c7db40300#post_54b5e6f66368720c7db40300\r\nBut Dolphins! Dont let your penis get you fucked-Wait.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e7356368720858280600#post_54b5e7356368720858280600\r\nYeeeeaaah i guess thats true.\r\n\r\nHey i mean Dolphins can be cute anyhow. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b5e79b63687208a8e40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e76463687208bf110100#post_54b5e76463687208bf110100\r\nCarcass, eat a Snickers.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54b5e7b06368720ff04f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e79b63687208a8e40500#post_54b5e79b63687208a8e40500\r\nWhy?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}