time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3307.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b7560d6368725ae7940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/9GwjvIW.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b75619636872619fbf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b755a26368726dec750000#post_54b755a26368726dec750000\r\nWouldn't that be underage drinking?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b7563463687267ea880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b755ef6368725b13470100#post_54b755ef6368725b13470100\r\nI remember one time, my cousins and I thought would be funny to give my mom's dog tequila.\r\nAnd it was.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b756746368726d465f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!memeunleashed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fireworkssimulator.jpeg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b757196368726183c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok guys I'm going to bed.\r\n\r\nI'm trying to cheer myself up but its not really working at all.\r\n\r\nI hope later i will feel better but I'm just really truly depressed.\r\n\r\nI'll catch ya guys tomorrow. \r\n\r\nHope you all have a great night.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b7575a6368720854460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b757196368726183c60000#post_54b757196368726183c60000\r\nHope you feel better in the mornin'\r\nI'll smush ya later","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b75763636872619f640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b757196368726183c60000#post_54b757196368726183c60000\r\nYou take care of yourself man.\r\nWe're here if you need us.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b757c06368725afcf40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b757196368726183c60000#post_54b757196368726183c60000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Ok guys I'm going to bed.\r\n\r\nI'm trying to cheer myself up but its not really working at all.\r\n\r\nI hope later i will feel better but I'm just really truly depressed.\r\n\r\nI'll catch ya guys tomorrow. \r\n\r\nHope you all have a great night.[/bq]\r\n\"I want happiness\" -> \"-I want- happiness\".  Desire is a lack of being content with your current state.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b757ce6368725c16810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b757196368726183c60000#post_54b757196368726183c60000\r\nsleep well","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b757d76368726d46f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131014182110/prettycure/images/thumb/c/c9/Tarte_in_elegant_clothes.jpg/500px-Tarte_in_elegant_clothes.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b757ef6368725ca4990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b7575a6368720854460000#post_54b7575a6368720854460000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75763636872619f640100#post_54b75763636872619f640100\r\nThank you. I really truely appreciate it. to all of you","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b759b1636872693a4e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Imagine if the dudes in this thread were actually workers at a Host Club.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75a2b6368726455540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b759b1636872693a4e0200#post_54b759b1636872693a4e0200\r\nI smell an anime adaptation","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b75a546368725a8a470200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b759b1636872693a4e0200#post_54b759b1636872693a4e0200\r\nI couldn't possibly do that.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b75a5a636872687d6f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b757196368726183c60000#post_54b757196368726183c60000\r\nGood night and get well.\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54b75a7963687267b1030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b759b1636872693a4e0200#post_54b759b1636872693a4e0200\r\nwhat is a host club?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75ae4636872687dbd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75a2b6368726455540100#post_54b75a2b6368726455540100\r\nYou'd be the weird eccentric one that all the girls would laugh with.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75a546368725a8a470200#post_54b75a546368725a8a470200\r\nYou'd be the resident otaku that the otaku girls would request.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75a5a636872687d6f0200#post_54b75a5a636872687d6f0200\r\nYou'd be the cool collected one.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75b056368726f09ae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75a7963687267b1030200#post_54b75a7963687267b1030200\r\nQuoted from TVTropes's page on Host Clubs:\r\n\r\n\"Want a relaxing night away from the office, your college, or your stupid boyfriend? If you're female, 18+, and you live in Japan, maybe you could go to a Host Club.\r\n\r\nLike hostess clubs, most host clubs do not offer actual sex; only flirting, flattery, pampering and companionship in a congenial environment (and at an exorbitant rate). Unlike hostess clubs, the main market for host clubs is not White Collar Workers, but, instead, women who work in hostess clubs and other parts of the entertainment industry, looking to relax after a long hard night of being nice to inebriated, sexually-harassing Salarymen (since host clubs are mostly owned by the same people who own hostess clubs, this has the net effect of recouping some of the hostess' income, and thus hostesses are encouraged to partake of this form of entertainment). \"","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54b75b076368725e38050200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75a7963687267b1030200#post_54b75a7963687267b1030200\r\nA host club is a place where women go and pay hot guys to pretend to like them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75b176368725cb8df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here a \"music video\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0\r\n","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54b75b4d6368725ea4140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75a7963687267b1030200#post_54b75a7963687267b1030200\r\nYou'd be the shy awkward one that all the girls would think is cute.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75b6f6368726232f20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75b076368725e38050200#post_54b75b076368725e38050200\r\nI have to agree with trash\r\nNot sure that's something I could actually do","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75b716368725acba90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75ae4636872687dbd0200#post_54b75ae4636872687dbd0200\r\nYusss","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b75b846368725bf1b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75b076368725e38050200#post_54b75b076368725e38050200\r\nSo like whenever someone asks you out on a date and asks you to pay the food bill and it turns out they were just wanting a free meal?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b75bb2636872604a740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b759b1636872693a4e0200#post_54b759b1636872693a4e0200\r\nI'm not really cut out for that line of work.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}