time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3462.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54beee56636872414a440600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beed3563687275ae440200#post_54beed3563687275ae440200\r\nLook outside.\r\nYell like a married black woman.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54beee6363687273120b3500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beee346368721e3a040000#post_54beee346368721e3a040000\r\nSrsly?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54beee7b63687202c6530300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beee346368721e3a040000#post_54beee346368721e3a040000\r\nThat reminds me of how my sister and her husband lived in a rented house in the ghetto that literally had gunshots through the windows....\r\n\r\nBut still be safe, I'm serious. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54beee9a63687202c6790300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5221df9169beddce49072b56/lil-bub-famed-internet-cat-with-dwarfism-gets-a-backstory-in-a-new-book.jpg!\r\nLil Bub has best tongue","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54beee9d636872595c770d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beee6363687273120b3500#post_54beee6363687273120b3500\r\nYeah.\r\nAlmost everyone around here owns at least one firearm.\r\n[spoiler]Even me[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54beeeba6368724a14660600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beed386368726c381d1e00#post_54beed386368726c381d1e00\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beebe56368724fbcfa1e00#post_54beebe56368724fbcfa1e00\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd33a76368722c029c0400#post_54bd33a76368722c029c0400\r\n[bq=\"ToskiHero\"]Holy crap did I just beat Nightfall in under 4:30?\r\nI think I just did.[/bq]\r\nI beat it in 4:04 :D[/bq]\r\nGot it down to 4:03[/bq]\r\n4:02, I think sub 4 minutes is possible but will be extremely difficult","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54beeec3636872311d6b1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beee9d636872595c770d00#post_54beee9d636872595c770d00\r\nSecond Amendment?\r\nKayden","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54beeedf63687212f0000300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beeeba6368724a14660600#post_54beeeba6368724a14660600\r\nHow many did you kill?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54beef5463687227f5f80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beee9d636872595c770d00#post_54beee9d636872595c770d00\r\n[spoiler]I think I remember you saying you had one?[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54beef606368724d6c692200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beee9a63687202c6790300#post_54beee9a63687202c6790300\r\nReminds me of a cat I used to have.\r\nI always chased its tail and then pant with its tongue out.\r\n\r\nI think it may have some dog blood in it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54beefbd636872197d7a0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beef606368724d6c692200#post_54beef606368724d6c692200\r\nDat cog","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54beefc263687267eaf93400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beef5463687227f5f80500#post_54beef5463687227f5f80500\r\nI routinely go hunting with my granddad during the summer.\r\nAlthough getting up at 5 a.m. does tend to get old after a while.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54beefe9636872311d091500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beefc263687267eaf93400#post_54beefc263687267eaf93400\r\nWhat sorta firearm ya got?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bef02563687249a2620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54beefe9636872311d091500#post_54beefe9636872311d091500\r\nJust a single action revolver.\r\n22. caliber.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bef05763687249a2760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef02563687249a2620100#post_54bef02563687249a2620100\r\n[spoiler]MEOW~![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bef07d63687267ea373500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bleugh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bef0836368722364210d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef05763687249a2760100#post_54bef05763687249a2760100\r\nSHUT THE FUCK UP OCELOT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bef08f63687267ea493500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef07d63687267ea373500#post_54bef07d63687267ea373500\r\nYou alright  dear?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bef0a76368722ff0e21b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef02563687249a2620100#post_54bef02563687249a2620100\r\nWhat a gun.\r\nI should try one out.\r\nOr maybe just a pistol >_>","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bef0b76368722f50ed1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef0836368722364210d00#post_54bef0836368722364210d00\r\nI knew you were going to get that reference!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef07d63687267ea373500#post_54bef07d63687267ea373500\r\nDoing ok buddy?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bef0d3636872573a4c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.catster.com/files/20130318-catster-lil-bub-colonel-meow-star-wars-1.jpg!\r\n*Num*\r\n(RIP, Colonel Meow :c)","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54bef1036368720a9ee23d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef0d3636872573a4c0600#post_54bef0d3636872573a4c0600\r\nHe was the best Colonel! :(","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bef1246368727ed7843200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm fine I suppose\r\nIf I feel a need to exposit anything it'll be in the vent thread \r\n\r\nI'm going to have a shower","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bef159636872580b532d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bef1246368727ed7843200#post_54bef1246368727ed7843200\r\nWell remember we're here for ya man.\r\n\r\nI hope you have a nice ass shower!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bef2446368724d6c372400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So for context, my now ex-boyfriend bought me the Metal Gear Solid Legacy Collection for my PS3 for christmas one year. Now I have never played MGS 4. I've seen friends play it but that's about it. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE SIXTEEN MINUTES TO INSTALL?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}