time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3501.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54c08a8363687229ab052200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*found a better link","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c08af36368722cb3d21600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh, um... nothing.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54c08af36368727222530400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08a6e6368725f625d0000#post_54c08a6e6368725f625d0000\r\nWhat human being can hack that fast?\r\n\r\nWho the heck was hacking them, Skynet?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c08b186368722cdb300a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08913636872241b661a00#post_54c08913636872241b661a00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0880b6368720cbd490600#post_54c0880b6368720cbd490600\r\nIf you think that's stupid there was once a episode of CSI where they had a person using second life and had a scene where the officer's avatar was chasing another person's avatar, I shit you not.  The reason why I remember that was that it was so incredibly dumb that it was forever burned in the back of my mind as the single dumbest moment on crime shows ever.[/bq]\r\n*I Remember this episode*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c08b1a6368725a42350f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"doublepost","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c08b376368726db68d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/MUI71rh.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54c08b4a6368722ecd8c1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*edit*\r\n\"Found a link on ebaums\":http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81459669/","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c08c476368725269b00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know how folks go \"Here, I baked these cookies with love.\"\r\n\r\nWhat other feeling are you going to bake them with?\r\n\r\n\"Here, I baked these cookies... with RAGE!\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c08c916368722be3221700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just saw the CSI second life scene.\r\n\r\n...question.  why didn't he just...disconnect?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c08cb5636872491b0e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08c476368725269b00c00#post_54c08c476368725269b00c00\r\nYea!\r\nI made a cake once when I was mad.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54c08d7563687203fbb60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08cb5636872491b0e0900#post_54c08cb5636872491b0e0900\r\n\"Now, eat it! Feel my anger through its sweetness!\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c08d886368724b00400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i seriously don't get this complete lack of understanding of technology\r\nit's like the people who write these things have never touched an electronic device\r\n\r\neven when the fucking show or movie is about computers, or the internet or video games\r\nthe writer still has no clue what he is talking about\r\n\r\nit's honestly offensive","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c08db163687229ead91e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh also the csi episode about furries","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c08dda6368722b495c2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08c476368725269b00c00#post_54c08c476368725269b00c00\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"Here, I baked these cookies... with RAGE!\"[/bq]\r\n*A fist bursts out and knocks you the fuck out\r\nAchievement unlocked: \"Dude; what flavor was that?\"\r\nAchievement unlocked: \"EXTREME flavor!(tm)\"*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c08e926368724b008c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08dda6368722b495c2500#post_54c08dda6368722b495c2500\r\nIt was a 'pound' cake.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c0901c63687229d75e0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hate how easily distracted I am. I wasted pretty much all day just watching videos like \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umY9aO2dXsQ.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54c090a56368723bd9b90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0901c63687229d75e0f00#post_54c0901c63687229d75e0f00\r\n\r\nI get distracted by fail compilations. \"Like this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8-WHslFhbU","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54c0925363687238dec81200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08e926368724b008c0100#post_54c08e926368724b008c0100\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08dda6368722b495c2500#post_54c08dda6368722b495c2500\r\nIt was a 'pound' cake.[/bq]\r\n*IT'S THE RADICAL CAKE SWEET THE NATION AND DESTROYING THE BOGUS OTHER POUND CAKES IN THE PROCCESS!  NEW \"EXTREME FLAVOR(TM)\" POUND CAKE WITH A SURPRISE IN EVERY CAKE!  JUST LISTEN TO THESE HAPPY CUSTOMERS!*\r\nCustomer 1, \"I got a punching bag and a broken jaw; thanks *EXTREME FLAVOR(TM) POUND CAKE*!\"\r\nCustomer 2, \"I got boxing gloves and a black eye; thanks *EXTREME FLAVOR(TM) POUND CAKE*!\"\r\nCustomer 3, \"Oh boy my mom got me *EXTREME FLAVOR(TM) POUND CAKE* I wonder what prize it has?\"\r\nR. Lee Ermey, *\"EVERY BOX COMES WITH A SURPRISE GIFT AND THE EXTREME FLAVOR A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU CAN'T HANDLE CAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FLAVOR!  DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE FLAVOR?!\"*\r\nCustomer 3, \"SIR YES SIR!\"\r\nR. Lee Ermey, *\"BULLSHIT!  WHOSE THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT THAT THINKS THEY CAN HANDLE THE FUCKING TASTE?  WAS IT YOU TWINKLE TOES?!  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FUCKING FLAVOR!\"*\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI bet it's pretty apparent what movie I've just watched.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c0928663687203fb960500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c08db163687229ead91e00#post_54c08db163687229ead91e00\r\nThink there will ever be one about bronies?\r\n\r\nPlacing bets now. Will the bad guy be the stereotype of not?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c092b56368724d860a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0928663687203fb960500#post_54c0928663687203fb960500\r\noh god\r\ni don't want a shitty cop show touching mlp\r\n\r\nsouth park however\r\ni want them to destroy mlp","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c0931f6368722b88b92f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/e33735b9adcd1ab39b167c5a07772879/tumblr_mig89iSfvC1s4ltl4o1_500.jpg!\r\nTv-Nihon? What the fuck? (He didn't even say \"Ultraman\")","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54c093726368722b88313000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c092b56368724d860a1400#post_54c092b56368724d860a1400\r\nI'm surprised they haven't already.\r\n\r\nYou can't even feel insulted if they did. They go after everyone and everything.\r\n\r\nI'd love to see them do us.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c093b46368725344341100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c093726368722b88313000#post_54c093726368722b88313000\r\ni'd be more insulted if they didn't\r\nit's the most obvious thing to do\r\nit could go in any direction","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c0940e6368722bc8ce2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0931f6368722b88b92f00#post_54c0931f6368722b88b92f00\r\nNihon: \"This is Ultraman so that means he's obviously saying Ultraman\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c094376368725d30a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c093b46368725344341100#post_54c093b46368725344341100\r\nI heard somewhere the reason they didn't earlier is because its \"too easy\"\r\n\r\nApparently we're too easy a target.\r\n\r\nSadness.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}