time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3513.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54c1a0346368722bee6c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Before: Kamina, you're a real dumbass\r\nAfter: YOU FUCKING GENIUS","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a04c6368726e3ddd1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c19f836368726965eb1b00#post_54c19f836368726965eb1b00\r\nPlus your taste in shoes is abhorrent.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c1a0c16368726726240900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c19f836368726965eb1b00#post_54c19f836368726965eb1b00\r\nYou're like Arcade Gannon from Fallout: New Vegas.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c1a0fe6368727327041000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a04c6368726e3ddd1200#post_54c1a04c6368726e3ddd1200\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/869/827/3ef.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c1a19b636872241b6f5f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a0fe6368727327041000#post_54c1a0fe6368727327041000\r\nSquiggy gotta get it noooow.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a19c636872202f771a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a0c16368726726240900#post_54c1a0c16368726726240900\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a04c6368726e3ddd1200#post_54c1a04c6368726e3ddd1200\r\nI keep trying to tell you guys he's an Alien!\r\n\r\nHe's smart, and knows Science!\r\n\r\nThe Evil motherfucker is gonna scan our cockes and probe us all! For Science! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c1a1a1636872037a990200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Double post","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a1e16368724a54870400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a0fe6368727327041000#post_54c1a0fe6368727327041000\r\nIt's not my fault you have bad taste.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c1a24663687278055f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a0346368722bee6c0f00#post_54c1a0346368722bee6c0f00\r\n[spoiler]I still want Kamina's glasses.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54c1a29463687209cbee0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a24663687278055f0100#post_54c1a24663687278055f0100\r\nHe's a fucking genius.\r\n[spoiler]STOP TRYING TO KILL SIMON, YOU FOOL![/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a2a66368724ac3ec0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a0fe6368727327041000#post_54c1a0fe6368727327041000\r\nED, Edd, and Eddy thread:\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/841/773/729.jpg!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54c1a2b06368724449203d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a24663687278055f0100#post_54c1a24663687278055f0100\r\nWe all do!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c1a2d76368720cbdc92900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a2a66368724ac3ec0e00#post_54c1a2a66368724ac3ec0e00\r\n!http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1325733801329294146.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a2e76368722c27e12f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a2b06368724449203d00#post_54c1a2b06368724449203d00\r\nEeeh, not my style >_>","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a3306368722d94914500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Aw, poor Ron. He lost his favorite robot :(\r\nYes, I'm actually liking him.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a34d6368724b2d0c1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a2e76368722c27e12f00#post_54c1a2e76368722c27e12f00\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/1115d8a77543818e694e7502248dcbfb/tumblr_myozabFhFD1rud3xqo1_1280.png!\r\n\r\nNo Shades, No swag, No Swag, No Money!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c1a37c6368723de1590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a19c636872202f771a00#post_54c1a19c636872202f771a00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a0c16368726726240900#post_54c1a0c16368726726240900\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a04c6368726e3ddd1200#post_54c1a04c6368726e3ddd1200\r\nI keep trying to tell you guys he's an Alien!\r\n\r\nHe's smart, and knows Science!\r\n\r\nThe Evil motherfucker is gonna scan our cockes and probe us all! For Science! [/bq]\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/6wGKcgg.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljxunxf0u31qd42rao1_500.gif!\r\nHello, my baby\r\nHello, my honey\r\nHello, my ragtime gal\r\n\r\nSend me a kiss by wire\r\nBaby, my hearts on fire\r\n\r\nIf you refuse me\r\nHoney, you'll lose me\r\nThen you'll be left alone\r\n\r\nOh baby, telephone\r\nAnd tell me I'm your own\r\n\r\nHello, my baby\r\nHello, my honey\r\nHello, my ragtime gal\r\n\r\nSend me a kiss by wire\r\nBaby, my hearts on fire\r\n\r\nIf you refuse me\r\nHoney, you'll lose me\r\nThen you'll be left alone\r\n\r\nOh baby, telephone\r\nAnd tell me I'm your own","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c1a3bf6368725238a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So here's the cover for the final volume of Naruto.\r\n[spoiler]!http://gelbooru.com//images/2b/91/2b91076ff994578228e73fea9b47adba.png![/spoiler]\r\nYou know, as shit as Naruto turned out to be, I'm gonna miss it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c1a3c16368726394d10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm watching Episode 15 of Attack on Titan, and I have probably come across the most crazy character this show has to offer.\r\n\r\nAnd her name is Zoe Hange.\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130602133055/shingekinokyojin/images/9/96/Hange_Zo%C3%AB_in_anime.png!\r\nDon't look her look and calm expression fool you.\r\nTHAT WOMAN IS SERIOUSLY CRAZY.\r\nAND THAT HAS TO SAY SOMETHING CONSIDERING THIS IS ATTACK ON TITAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.\r\n\r\nBut listen to me. She's not _that_ insane, or some sort of deranged lunatic. She's actually pretty amusing with her quirky antics, a talented fighter, and just really fascinated with Titans and their behavior...perhaps too interested for her own safety...\r\nAnd now she's got her attention on Eren [spoiler]and his strange Titan abilities[/spoiler].\r\n\r\nThis show is something I tell you. One moment people are dying left and right, and they you got this crazy Titan scientist-chick making creepy faces at poor Eren, like this one for example:\r\n!http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/834c052028798a31a56c5bd4e0d0c9081378061804_full.png!\r\n~Yeah, Eren will totally cooperate with you, giving him a face like that~\r\n~Calm down you wierdo, and don't spook the poor child~\r\n\r\nThen again, I've just met this chick, and I cannot comprehend her full personality and behavior right now. I don't even think these picture alone can capture her true likeness or true nature in the show. She's someone you've got to meet or witness to understand who she is or how she works.\r\n\r\nAnd I'm starting to think she's becoming one of my favorite characters on the show, just like that.\r\n(but why the heck does she looks really similar to Sasha?)","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54c1a3e863687218ee462000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a37c6368723de1590000#post_54c1a37c6368723de1590000\r\nWasn't this an Easter egg in Aliens: Colonial Marines? \r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a34d6368724b2d0c1000#post_54c1a34d6368724b2d0c1000\r\nNo jobs, no money.\r\nGotta stick with that.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a44b63687247ef680f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a3bf6368725238a70000#post_54c1a3bf6368725238a70000\r\nSame here, It was a wiled Ride!\r\n\r\nGood by you stupid Ninja! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a37c6368723de1590000#post_54c1a37c6368723de1590000\r\nOOOOOH NOOOOO! KILL HIM!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/332/295/963.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a3e863687218ee462000#post_54c1a3e863687218ee462000\r\nB-But being Swag is my job!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c1a48863687213a6010b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a44b63687247ef680f00#post_54c1a44b63687247ef680f00\r\n!http://m.quickmeme.com/img/14/14f5b78555b451e0694fc510eef15bdc301207a97da9c84fc7d73d4a942e35bc.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a4ef636872685b243400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow, Simon just got ignored by chicks for Kamina.\r\nI LOVE THIS ALREADY.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c1a51a6368727222a11a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c1a4ef636872685b243400#post_54c1a4ef636872685b243400\r\nDon't worry.\r\nThat'll change soon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c1a56163687227ebe10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who did Simon become after Kamina died?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Simourn[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nHhHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaAaaaAaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!?!?!!!!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"}]}