time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3734.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54cf03ed63687238cfb31d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf03b86368723c8aa50500#post_54cf03b86368723c8aa50500\r\nJUST KILL HER AND RUN.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf03f46368725e82b60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf028763687217f9b60500#post_54cf028763687217f9b60500\r\nWatch Caligula. Its pretty much the only example of big budget porn that I know of.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54cf04336368726149ff0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf035263687241d31e0900#post_54cf035263687241d31e0900\r\n!https://photos-1.dropbox.com/t/2/AABQVRDaRpM1JDZCaTG7p-h2EDx1fYYo90JhPiL1ACJtsQ/12/16436071/jpeg/1024x768/3/1422856800/0/2/Photo%20Feb%2001%2C%2011%2044%2040%20PM.jpg/COeW6wcgASACIAMoASgC/J7o73zV_AkLlhV3EclbSRvFTFiHnfO6vAHhOiknFi70!\r\n\r\n!https://photos-5.dropbox.com/t/2/AAA7xxIbtDO8lS8KpPHuhVNV70q4rvP5Op19p1AR3hTtAw/12/16436071/jpeg/1024x768/3/1422856800/0/2/Photo%20Feb%2001%2C%2011%2056%2050%20PM.jpg/COeW6wcgASACIAMoASgC/curbhsqyao_D8joDkHcUtrg762AIhkVYrl9KNuQ8lGY!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf0438636872618a560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf03d66368727949de0300#post_54cf03d66368727949de0300\r\nJust imagine a giant zombie or a big L4D Hunter destroying  a body with those massive proportions!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54cf045a6368721739fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf03f46368725e82b60200#post_54cf03f46368725e82b60200\r\nI've actually seen bits of Caligula. \r\nIt looks nuts. \r\nGood nuts. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf045d63687260bd960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf02bc6368722743920300#post_54cf02bc6368722743920300\r\nMarried to Edward Cullen\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54cf047d6368720c89080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf02bc6368722743920300#post_54cf02bc6368722743920300\r\nTrapped in prison with a Teletubby.\r\n\r\n...I don't know what's worse now, EHAN's scenario or mine.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf04846368726ec4700800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0438636872618a560000#post_54cf0438636872618a560000\r\nHeh heh.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf04886368726ec4760800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf03ed63687238cfb31d00#post_54cf03ed63687238cfb31d00\r\nBut why\r\n\r\nShe's just a terrible singer is all","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf04cd636872631fec0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf04886368726ec4760800#post_54cf04886368726ec4760800\r\nHue.\r\nI dunno.\r\n\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf047d6368720c89080200#post_54cf047d6368720c89080200\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbwgrheEE1qchrcyo1_500.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf04e56368722f438d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf04886368726ec4760800#post_54cf04886368726ec4760800\r\nThis\r\n\r\nI love my mom too much to kill her for having a bad singing voice.\r\nAlso, not funny dude. Don't talk shit about our folks.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf04fa63687251b78c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There needs to be more fiction like Gate.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this -[spoiler]suck it uc9[/spoiler]- is imagine if Middle Earth tried to invade our world. With all their magic and armor and dragons. They'd get fucking decimated! Your swords, magic, and dragons are no match for GUNS bitch!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0503636872631f080700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf04846368726ec4700800#post_54cf04846368726ec4700800\r\nOk... I was not expecting _that_ in the end...","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54cf051e63687260bdfb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf02bc6368722743920300#post_54cf02bc6368722743920300\r\nClones of a werewolf. Now I can create the literal Werewolves of London.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54cf052e6368720c89520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf04336368726149ff0600#post_54cf04336368726149ff0600\r\n\"Just kill me now.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf05446368720c89610200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf04e56368722f438d0800#post_54cf04e56368722f438d0800\r\nI'm sorry, I'm sorry...\r\n*Facedesk*\r\nI'm an idiot.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf05a363687264da2a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In other news, Fluttershy actually was a football fan before the commercial\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130126023254/mlp/images/4/48/Fluttershy_Preparations_for_the_dragon_S1E7.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf05b163687232104f0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf052e6368720c89520200#post_54cf052e6368720c89520200\r\nMaybe it's not just the pile. Maybe he's seen my porn. That's usually the reaction I get from the uninitiated when I dive into the archives","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf05ef6368727418780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf05a363687264da2a0200#post_54cf05a363687264da2a0200\r\nSo Rarity's Dad is probably a QB or something.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54cf06026368726b44f50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf05a363687264da2a0200#post_54cf05a363687264da2a0200\r\n!https://img1.derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/9/2/88385.gif!\r\nHere be gif.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf061363687232076b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf05b163687232104f0e00#post_54cf05b163687232104f0e00\r\nI want a plush of movie Rocket.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf062f6368722511561700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel like an idiot for being a dick.\r\n!https://public-bn1306.files.1drv.com/y2p-I4ANvrMpjCgKzHlb8A79DsFkPcyfUxmtCZ51plWJ2UuFaX3jt25cwPa2vtyK4cytOEsC824D6USqc7hIpz_lBSbwWZNXeVrDeErqi2cJMA/Deskpalm-facedesk.gif?rdrts=97477650!\r\nARRRGH!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf06ab6368724392450900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf062f6368722511561700#post_54cf062f6368722511561700\r\nTwas ok\r\n\r\nI'm not offended, I could tell it was just you spouting randomness :)","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf06b86368722f43a90800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf062f6368722511561700#post_54cf062f6368722511561700\r\nYou are the worst troll then","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54cf06fe6368726b05990500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf061363687232076b0900#post_54cf061363687232076b0900\r\nThere's a few versions. There's the one you see in the picture which seems to be kinda hard to come by\r\nThen there's a bigger version but it looks like crap\r\nThen there's a smaller version that seems to be fairly easy to find and has a snarling varient\r\nThen there's the talking version of the smaller version that has lines from the movie\r\nThen there's the Japanese one which kinda looks like a Miyazaki character\r\nAnd the funko one that is posable, comes with a little rifle and is fuzzy as hell\r\n\r\n\r\nI've been buying a bit of rocket merch\r\nIf you can't tell","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}