time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3735.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54cf07606368727418ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf06fe6368726b05990500#post_54cf06fe6368726b05990500\r\nHe's a good character.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf07706368726548770a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf06ab6368724392450900#post_54cf06ab6368724392450900\r\nYeah.\r\nI like to be funny, but I try to do it in a friendly way.\r\nThat sometime fails.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf07c563687249d9ef0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf07606368727418ad0100#post_54cf07606368727418ad0100\r\nYus\r\n\r\nPlus how often are you going to get merch of a space bounty hunter raccoon","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf07dd63687249d9010700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf07706368726548770a00#post_54cf07706368726548770a00\r\n!http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-because-i-forgive-you-1.png!\r\nJust don't talk shit about my folks, and be careful of what you say next time, okay?\r\n\r\nLet's end it here and move on.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf08a36368727949f40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf07dd63687249d9010700#post_54cf07dd63687249d9010700\r\nYou got it.\r\n\r\nAlright, AVENGER BIRTHDAYS, ASSEMBLE!\r\n!http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/319/6/0/birthday_scenario_game__the_avengers_edition__by_xtigerstripesx-d5l4c57.jpg!\r\nSwapped personalities with Phil Coulson.\r\n\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/6fc3ad31d9d9f461ea1432227baec0be/tumblr_mfqrzh5rSo1ro4jj9o2_500.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf08cf63687235f1b91700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Saved the world with the chitauri\r\n\r\nUh\r\nOkay","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf090e6368723de42c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf08a36368727949f40400#post_54cf08a36368727949f40400\r\nCreate a new world with Bruce Banner.\r\n\r\nA world where EVERYBODY IS HULK BUT WEAKER!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54cf091663687259ffb70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf08a36368727949f40400#post_54cf08a36368727949f40400\r\nWent to prom with the Chitauri\r\n\r\n...who?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf09236368721e6e490e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf08a36368727949f40400#post_54cf08a36368727949f40400\r\nI'm actually Hawkeye's kid.\r\n\r\nWell...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf098a63687235f10a1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf091663687259ffb70100#post_54cf091663687259ffb70100\r\n!cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Avengers-Aliens-Gif.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf09236368721e6e490e00#post_54cf09236368721e6e490e00\r\nIs not big surprise \r\n!https://secure.static.tumblr.com/a78d3fe7800c1dae1f24858e674e90f1/ayfhpiu/3URmqh0pi/tumblr_static_hawkeyeinitiative.jpg!\r\n!fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/340/3/9/the_hawkeye_initiative_by_kiriska-d5n78i8.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf09b96368723aa7780c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf091663687259ffb70100#post_54cf091663687259ffb70100\r\nThe aliens who invaded New York because Loki\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf08a36368727949f40400#post_54cf08a36368727949f40400\r\nShower time with the Hulk?!\r\nAWW HELL NO","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf09d26368723de4680400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf098a63687235f10a1800#post_54cf098a63687235f10a1800\r\nHawkeye got dat ass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf09de63687239e6d80800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf08a36368727949f40400#post_54cf08a36368727949f40400\r\nI became the boss of iron man.\r\n\r\n\r\nWell.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54cf09f26368720558a60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf091663687259ffb70100#post_54cf091663687259ffb70100\r\nHey, at least your first kiss wasn't stolen by one of the ugly bastards.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54cf0a086368721f0c020300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf098a63687235f10a1800#post_54cf098a63687235f10a1800\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf09b96368723aa7780c00#post_54cf09b96368723aa7780c00\r\nMmk. Didn't know what they were called.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf0a526368725366140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf09b96368723aa7780c00#post_54cf09b96368723aa7780c00\r\n!http://iowatercooler.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hulk.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf0a616368723de4900400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf09f26368720558a60500#post_54cf09f26368720558a60500\r\n!https://media.giphy.com/media/G1Zu26ae7mZr2/giphy.gif!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf0b2c63687243f0670d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has anyone else ever felt the spontaneous urge to listen to Michael Jackson songs nonstop?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0b576368720adb020300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, fellas, last one.\r\n!https://fantagepandapaws.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/bday-21.jpg!\r\nSwitch bodies with Barack Obama?\r\n\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4605937/luke-noooo-o.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf0bb163687227172f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0b576368720adb020300#post_54cf0b576368720adb020300\r\nI MURDER OPTIMUS PRIME!\r\nNOW I WILL RULE THE DECEPTICONS!\r\nAfter I take Megatron as my bride.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0bce63687260bd650300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0b576368720adb020300#post_54cf0b576368720adb020300\r\nShowered together with Pac-Man\r\n\r\nWHY ARE THESE ALL BULLCRAP","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf0bf36368722511141800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0bb163687227172f0200#post_54cf0bb163687227172f0200\r\nYou piece of gear.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf0bf76368722511151800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf08a36368727949f40400#post_54cf08a36368727949f40400\r\nI start a business with Thor!\r\n\r\nAnd I swap lives with MARIO!\r\n\r\nI'M ON A BALL!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf0c496368727e0af20c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0bce63687260bd650300#post_54cf0bce63687260bd650300\r\nI AM SQUIGGYBOMB!\r\nPROUD AND GLORIOUS LEADER OF THE DECEPTICON ARMADA!\r\n*MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0c506368720c364a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0b576368720adb020300#post_54cf0b576368720adb020300\r\nShower with Margaret Thatcher.\r\nWhy are the May ones for these things always shit?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}