time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/374.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5386d01163687267515f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386cf9763687267457b0500#post_5386cf9763687267457b0500\r\n\r\nits a good thing ia dressed that problem now, i have heard of 24 year olds who cant even feel water in their glan without feeling pain.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d09563687266f1720500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/a6e45538d1eab39a6425a15c5bfa66da/tumblr_n66xnwbWyG1sa5stto1_1280.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386d0a56368726751b70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386cffa63687266cdd90500#post_5386cffa63687266cdd90500\r\nI also like comic books and horror movies. Honestly I'm an argument for divine intervention.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d0d663687266f1b30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d01163687267515f0500#post_5386d01163687267515f0500\r\nThat sounds very odd, and I wonder if we're talking about the same thing.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The head of the penis right?[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d0e763687237fd000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d09563687266f1720500#post_5386d09563687266f1720500\r\n\r\nbut...dinosaurs are found everywhere, and craters dont last that long.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d12c636872389e270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d0d663687266f1b30500#post_5386d0d663687266f1b30500\r\n\r\nyes that part.\r\n\r\nits actually a pretty common ocurrance to pople who didint circumcised and never streched their [spoiler]foreskin[/spoiler]  ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d1ce636872389e510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130705/640/there_is_no_lack_of_idiots_on_facebook_640_03.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386d2046368723939440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d12c636872389e270000#post_5386d12c636872389e270000\r\nHuh. I'd never heard that before.\r\n\r\nAt any rate I'm glad to hear you're feeling better in that area. It always sucks when you have to deal with pain there.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d23063687237df300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d1ce636872389e510000#post_5386d1ce636872389e510000\r\nThat is my reaction when I hear a song I like in a genre or by a band that I otherwise hate.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d24863687236ac430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d2046368723939440000#post_5386d2046368723939440000\r\n\r\n\"for more information\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis (NSFW)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d29063687236ac570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d1ce636872389e510000#post_5386d1ce636872389e510000\r\nOK that dude's Facebook image fits so perfectly.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5386d2d363687236f2b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d24863687236ac430000#post_5386d24863687236ac430000\r\nEducational! I always enjoy learning something new about genitals.\r\n\r\nThis is because I am a pervert.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d30a63687237df820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d2d363687236f2b80000#post_5386d2d363687236f2b80000\r\n\r\nliterally the position the foreskin is in that first picture, was how much i could stretch mine before.\r\n\r\nit was annoying-","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d31e636872371aa30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d24863687236ac430000#post_5386d24863687236ac430000\r\nThat's what happened to your penis?!\r\nWow, I feel sad for you.\r\n\r\nIt's like trying to pull a small wedding ring off your finger.\r\nIt hurts.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5386d3766368723973d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d30a63687237df820000#post_5386d30a63687237df820000\r\nSounds like it. Still, the issue is resolved for you, presumably through no surgical means?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d40763687236f2360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d3766368723973d90000#post_5386d3766368723973d90000\r\n\r\n\r\nits not fully resolved, but in a couple days it will be.\r\n\r\nits still sensitive to rough touch (i can poke my glans but thats it)\r\nand it doesnt go all the way trough when fully erected.\r\n\r\nyeah no surgery, thats like the easy way out, but the problem is that would have left a incredibly sensitive glans unexposed completely, and adapting would have hurt and been uncoftable for days.\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d31e636872371aa30000#post_5386d31e636872371aa30000\r\n\r\nthe sad part is they never teach you that thats not normal or anything ever, even after doctors saw how i couldnt pull it or how sensitive it was.\r\n\r\nit does hurt the first stretching exercises, but you then get used to it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d66a63687237df650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d40763687236f2360100#post_5386d40763687236f2360100\r\nIt seems really fucked up to me that there is so little education about that, but then I come from a country where people are getting genuinely angry over the idea of sex education extending beyond not just trying to terrify teenagers so take that with a grain of salt.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d79563687238aab60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d66a63687237df650100#post_5386d66a63687237df650100\r\n\r\nour sex ed was like seriously nothing, it was pretty basic , talking about how babies are formed and STD and stuff, but it got cancelled pretty quickly.\r\n\r\nwhen i told some people about my problem they are surprised, like dispite being a common problem little people know about phimosis and [spoiler]glan[/spoiler] extra sensitity, not even i knew, i thought that by the time i hit like 19 or 20 it would solve itself.\r\n\r\ni think sex ed classes should encourage students more to talk with their teacher or parents about these kinds of problems, and inform more about these kinds of problems.\r\n\r\nlike really all doctors that saw my dick never stopped and said \"isnt it weird he is so sensitive, and why cant i move his [spoiler]foreskin[/spoiler] all the way?\".","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d87f63687239395c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d79563687238aab60100#post_5386d79563687238aab60100\r\nThe fear of sex in general mystifies me.\r\n\r\nTake your case, you say its fairly common so it shouldn't be that weird to say that \"oh, he has X problem, Y is the solution,\" and if it was a problem with any other part of your body that is likely exactly what would have happened, but since its a penis, you know, something fifty fucking percent of the human population has, no one wants to talk about it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386d8d9636872377b9c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh and worse, if you hit an old age and still got phimosis, surgery its required, and its just painfull to look at, scalpel, stitches, blood.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386d914636872381c710200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386d8d9636872377b9c0200#post_5386d8d9636872377b9c0200\r\nI'm just gonna sit here and scream internally at that though.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386daae6368723732860300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"just one last thing to add, circuncisióncan get rid of phimosis quickly.\r\n\r\nbut at like 30 or more age its where the better surgery its the scalpe and the blood and that shit and requires a far more complicated and long process","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386dccb63687238aa080400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386daae6368723732860300#post_5386daae6368723732860300\r\nCut your crap.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386e1b16368727ec2150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386dccb63687238aa080400#post_5386dccb63687238aa080400\r\n\r\nwhy would i","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386e31d6368727d0b5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386e1b16368727ec2150000#post_5386e1b16368727ec2150000\r\nIt was supposed to be a circumcision pun.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}