time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3751.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54cfc4cd636872618a521000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111022160231/callofduty/images/f/f5/COD_zombies_dance.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cfc68b6368723b09f90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now Eriks is getting into color theory.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cfc6e86368723d50721c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc4ba6368725d351b1100#post_54cfc4ba6368725d351b1100\r\nCan you imagine of life was like an RPG? \r\n\r\nYou just walk outside your house and all of a sudden RANDOM ENEMY ENCOUNTER! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cfc6f56368726193d61900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc4cd636872618a521000#post_54cfc4cd636872618a521000\r\nDo the hustle! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cfc6fa6368725be3810f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc4ba6368725d351b1100#post_54cfc4ba6368725d351b1100\r\nThe plots for Final Fantasy games might be pretty shit nowadays, but you can't deny that the music is some of the best in video games. At least someone on their production teams knows what they're doing.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc6e86368723d50721c00#post_54cfc6e86368723d50721c00\r\nMan, that is like my life dream.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54cfc7576368723f089b2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc6fa6368725be3810f00#post_54cfc6fa6368725be3810f00\r\nDibs on the Party Tank!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cfc7c1636872214bc00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc6fa6368725be3810f00#post_54cfc6fa6368725be3810f00\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc7576368723f089b2e00#post_54cfc7576368723f089b2e00\r\nI get the Weapons! And the mount! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cfc7e06368722de6940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN.\r\n!http://158b1e.medialib.glogster.com/jordyngoesmeow/thumbnails/6k/6ku7oie9b2lh4f82shk9ra0/1361921168-source.jpg!\r\nI shot an iPod because I was drunk.\r\nWot","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cfc81e636872434b3f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc7e06368722de6940100#post_54cfc7e06368722de6940100\r\nI gave my number to my best friends brother because that's how I roll.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cfc85663687256d6a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Are we talkin final fantasy specifically or fantasy RPGs in General?\r\nIf the former I call white Mage because white mages are adorable\r\nIf the latter I call rogue because fightin' is scawy","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cfc8736368726193331a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc7e06368722de6940100#post_54cfc7e06368722de6940100\r\nI ate myself because i was drunk.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54cfc8ac63687209c1ef0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc7e06368722de6940100#post_54cfc7e06368722de6940100\r\nI mudered a pickle because I'm hot and I do what what I want.\r\n\r\nWell that last part is true at least.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cfc8ba636872434b6d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc7e06368722de6940100#post_54cfc7e06368722de6940100\r\nGave my number to a football player because the voices told me to\r\n\r\nUh\r\nNo\r\nMy voices tell me to put things in my butt thank you very much","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cfc8d363687205581b1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc7e06368722de6940100#post_54cfc7e06368722de6940100\r\nI gave my number to a stuffed animal because that's how I roll.\r\nI swear, I always get the most shit combinations for these things.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54cfc8e86368724e04b53300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I bought a bag of jelly beans yesterday and I just opened the bag.\r\nThe first one I popped into my mouth tasted like popcorn.\r\nIt was gross.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cfc8f76368726590fa2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc8ba636872434b6d0300#post_54cfc8ba636872434b6d0300\r\nWhy do you think they told you to give your number to a football player. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cfc90a6368726a745b0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc8d363687205581b1200#post_54cfc8d363687205581b1200\r\nPeople just don't like those May people...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cfc9106368726a74630700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc8ba636872434b6d0300#post_54cfc8ba636872434b6d0300\r\nYou mean my voice.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]But you should really put things in your butt,[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cfc92a63687205584d1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc8d363687205581b1200#post_54cfc8d363687205581b1200\r\nThat sounds like something I would do!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc8f76368726590fa2200#post_54cfc8f76368726590fa2200\r\n...OOOOOOOH","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cfc94063687273f4472500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc9106368726a74630700#post_54cfc9106368726a74630700\r\nEVERYTHING MEARBY IS TOO POINTY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cfc9486368725af2393300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc92a63687205584d1200#post_54cfc92a63687205584d1200\r\nEEEEEXACTLY!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cfc965636872168bb10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc92a63687205584d1200#post_54cfc92a63687205584d1200\r\nI have it on good authority that linemen usually have pretty big dicks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cfc9716368725be3221000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc68b6368723b09f90400#post_54cfc68b6368723b09f90400\r\n[spoiler]I'd say that the Dual transformation is more adorable.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54cfc9896368727db5790a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc9716368725be3221000#post_54cfc9716368725be3221000\r\nHaven't seen it yet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cfc9f46368722182351b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cfc9896368727db5790a00#post_54cfc9896368727db5790a00\r\nI figured.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}