time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3878.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d816e76368722891fc0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should really learn to play a guitar. I used to do keyboard but that's a long time ago. Still can sing pretty well though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54d81718636872639d3a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d816b76368725ba46c2600#post_54d816b76368725ba46c2600\r\nHe got brought down by two gay hobbits and a schizofrenic with an eating disorder.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d8175e63687264b5cf0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d81718636872639d3a0700#post_54d81718636872639d3a0700\r\nOne more to the \"embarrassing defeat\" club.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54d8177963687225cc521e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d8165e63687224cbac0900#post_54d8165e63687224cbac0900\r\nBilbo Baggins may have been the bravest little hobbit and frodo the most courageous, But never forget who was the loyalist little Hobbit there ever was,\r\n!http://ocuparlisboa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/samwise-gamgee-quotes-kawlcafm.jpg!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d8179d6368724211870b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"....\r\nDead boredom:","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d817bf63687240c2f01600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d816e76368722891fc0a00#post_54d816e76368722891fc0a00\r\nI can sing well. But I can't play any instruments.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54d817f663687276ab7c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d8177963687225cc521e00#post_54d8177963687225cc521e00\r\nAnd then he got married. He's like \"Fuck, I murder dozens of orcs and a giant goddamn spider. What's the worst she could do to me?\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d8183963687240c2251700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d8177963687225cc521e00#post_54d8177963687225cc521e00\r\nBest hobbit. 10/10","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54d818396368723247f80f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d817f663687276ab7c0200#post_54d817f663687276ab7c0200\r\nLOL, But seriously Samwise is Best Hobbit,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d818676368726b86c40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d8177963687225cc521e00#post_54d8177963687225cc521e00\r\nYou know, people sometimes argue that the real hero of The Lord of the Rings wasn't Frodo, but Sam. And Tolkien didn't dispute that interpretation while he was still alive.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54d818876368725993160c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.tumblr.com/905bdf59c798815ad14e5fcde0ec7ff3/tumblr_inline_nbuvyxTUmt1smpcet.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d818c46368721d305f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d8183963687240c2251700#post_54d8183963687240c2251700\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d818396368723247f80f00#post_54d818396368723247f80f00\r\nAnd after watching the movie my granddad wants to make Lembas bread.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d818d76368726c25240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to play me in smash.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d818f0636872077e1a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, in Tolkein lore:\r\nWhat race are you?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54d819536368721aafe90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d818f0636872077e1a0300#post_54d818f0636872077e1a0300\r\nDWARF!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d8199e63687228de3d1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d818f0636872077e1a0300#post_54d818f0636872077e1a0300\r\nBalrog because fuck mortality!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d819cf6368720764350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://36.media.tumblr.com/ef9eef5b8f3146dda554c8fea66c4a73/tumblr_nazzcrnFuV1tcwck4o1_500.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d819d0636872176e000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d818f0636872077e1a0300#post_54d818f0636872077e1a0300\r\nHmm, let me think...\r\nFearful, easily led to follow the ways of darkness...\r\nYep, definitely a mortal Man.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54d819f26368722891ac0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait.. what race is Gandalf?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54d819fd63687246f01c0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"-dragon- hobbit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d81a1863687249a7411600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d819f26368722891ac0b00#post_54d819f26368722891ac0b00\r\nSome kind of angel thing.","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d81a3263687235bb890c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it bad that I have no idea what you guys are talking about? ","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d81a486368722e42ce1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d819f26368722891ac0b00#post_54d819f26368722891ac0b00\r\nA Maiar, the servants of the Valar. The Valar are analogous to gods, so the Maiar would be demigods. Or angels. Hard to say for sure.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54d81a8763687259931f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d81a1863687249a7411600#post_54d81a1863687249a7411600\r\nI mean he looks human but... Magic, let's leave it at that!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54d81aa26368723873310f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d81a3263687235bb890c00#post_54d81a3263687235bb890c00\r\nI'm actually part of your bandwagon here.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}