time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3884.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d85dba63687238736b1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d85c9163687249a7381f00#post_54d85c9163687249a7381f00\r\nThe grasshopper guy sounds fucking great! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d85dd26368727003c90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/gEv0WrB.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Zq23lLb.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54d85e296368726959652200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hell after Cockroach's introduction and thorough ass-kicking, Arachnid decides to tie her up and take her back to her apartment for questioning. Unfortunately Arachnid falls asleep. And it turns out that Cockroach can excrete a slime that helps her get loose from her bindings. And instead of doing her job and killing Arachnid, [spoiler]Cockroach decides to sneak in to her room and star smelling Arachnid's panties.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d85eef6368722e429b1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d85e296368726959652200#post_54d85e296368726959652200\r\nThis group is in desperate need of a Scorpion or Preying Mantis themed Assassin i think,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d85f8563687219748b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d85eef6368722e429b1900#post_54d85eef6368722e429b1900\r\nThere was. In fact Mantis was the first assassin that Arachnid fought. There was a fucking Water Strider assassin.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d8604d63687269b3c20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d85f8563687219748b0a00#post_54d85f8563687219748b0a00\r\nAnd they got taken out by some spider punk? Well what about a Tarantula Hawk one?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d860b46368723c5ea30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d8604d63687269b3c20700#post_54d8604d63687269b3c20700\r\nTo be fair, Arachnid can get pretty fucking creative her thread. During the water strider fight she actually used it to create a POUCH OF AIR SO THAT SHE COULD BREATHE UNDERWATER.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d862016368720a0d8c0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d860b46368723c5ea30400#post_54d860b46368723c5ea30400\r\nCrona could take her,\r\n!http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/199/b/0/crona_smiling_by_cactuar6666666-d57qqtg.jpg!\r\nLook at that face, that is one stone coldmother fucker right there.","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d864a063687235bbcc1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PlS8ITGqo","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54d866076368723e9e8b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d864a063687235bbcc1300#post_54d864a063687235bbcc1300\r\nThey improved that music ten folds.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d8664e63687222a6f50e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d864a063687235bbcc1300#post_54d864a063687235bbcc1300\r\n\"It has dancing and involves Riot so it counts\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgBntoTHjl0","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d866606368724842b81f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d866076368723e9e8b0600#post_54d866076368723e9e8b0600\r\nBest remix in the game hands-down\r\n\r\n(Or in the air because you're waving them to the kickass remix)","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54d8681463687216d7b32b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d866606368724842b81f00#post_54d866606368724842b81f00\r\nIt actually sounds like a contest now.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d86ad563687222a6131000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Done with Smash for tonight.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d86aef63687246f5bd0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!//derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/9/824788/medium.gif!:/824788\r\nThis is it\r\n\r\nThis is what breaks me\r\n\r\nI'm transcending the universe\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/oDrDayo.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54d86cdd63687260a5e20c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://imgur.com/IPj2R4c.png!\r\n\r\nyoutube is full of fine specimen","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d870e56368726959be2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8437485056/h2C23BBF6/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d8725c63687249a7e82000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hello My Lord\r\n*tips fedora*\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9HmikeIgAA6Ry1.jpg!\r\nFound this and thought of that because I am a hack","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54d877e763687270c0260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So there i was walking down memory lane when i suddenly stopped and realized, Gallows is a fucking JoJo character\r\n!http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/90625/1784379-fe7ff47aed2b5fc48439efec5534bb73.jpg! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54d87b506368724842a62400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dread and hope wane with the Equinox of the soul and coming knowledge of true parity as aether-things weep in remembrance of simultaneity before the light's poison heralded dances of maggots within their still-beating corpses.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54d87bca63687211a5140b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d87b506368724842a62400#post_54d87b506368724842a62400\r\nOkay, hand over the Necronomicon","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54d87d03636872680a6f0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d87bca63687211a5140b00#post_54d87bca63687211a5140b00\r\nHow have I wronged you? Your filth is your humanity. To scrub you clean is to lose the very act of life itself.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54d87edc6368726959632700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d87d03636872680a6f0a00#post_54d87d03636872680a6f0a00\r\nYea yea yea, I saw Evangelion too. Hand it over Finn","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54d8802b6368722e6fe63b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d87edc6368726959632700#post_54d87edc6368726959632700\r\n!http://anony.ws/i/2015/02/07/Juonitteleva_Suomalainen.png!\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54d880866368723327ed0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys! Guess what?!\r\nLife is *(* terrible */* awesome *)*!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}