time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3896.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d9723b636872688f280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Every time I say something weird or have a flashback, I feel a chill down my spine.\r\nIt happens so often these days, especially when talking with someone.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54d972ae6368722382160900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Screw it. I'm gonna watch Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d972cc6368727b79130600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9720e6368720c88920400#post_54d9720e6368720c88920400\r\nIt doesn't look terrible. It just doesn't have any excuse not to look better, you know what I mean? \r\n\r\nAlso:\r\n!vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/silent/images/8/8b/CannedLightbulbs.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120921121643!\r\nCanned lightbulbs\r\nWelcome to the world of survival horror","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d9732063687203c1541e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d972cc6368727b79130600#post_54d972cc6368727b79130600\r\nDear god.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d973336368727f0fff0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is SPD Red in this movie?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9734d6368725dfb090300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d972cc6368727b79130600#post_54d972cc6368727b79130600\r\nY'know. Must preserve those valuable lighting. You never know when you'd need them.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d9738a636872710fd92700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Grenade fer nat! *Boom*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d973e86368720bb9610300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d972cc6368727b79130600#post_54d972cc6368727b79130600\r\nWHERE IS THAT FROM?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54d9742f636872710f612800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9734d6368725dfb090300#post_54d9734d6368725dfb090300\r\nBut... Can\r\nWhy \r\nCan\r\nTho\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d973e86368720bb9610300#post_54d973e86368720bb9610300\r\nSilent hill 2","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d9744d6368724965cc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9742f636872710f612800#post_54d9742f636872710f612800\r\nBecause\r\nCan","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d974836368721ad9bf1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9742f636872710f612800#post_54d9742f636872710f612800\r\nCan EVERYTHING!\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cQz7j1erzvo/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d97490636872115d240600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I keep trying to succeed at 10 challenges in Crazy orders, But I can't.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d974ae63687278f1860f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9744d6368724965cc0400#post_54d9744d6368724965cc0400\r\nBUT CAN","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d974d26368724690ef1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d974ae63687278f1860f00#post_54d974ae63687278f1860f00\r\nCAAAAAN\r\nWE CAN","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d9751e63687244ea1f2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want some pancakes.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d9754e6368722c82040d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can-can.gif","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54d9759e6368720a727f2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d959d1636872340a943500#post_54d959d1636872340a943500\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d958f86368721ad9050f00#post_54d958f86368721ad9050f00\r\nWhat if you have no pool and no air conditioning.\r\n\r\nHave fun in the 100 degree heat :p[/bq]\r\nIn Arizona? That's pretty much unheard of, I assume it's illegal to not have air conditioning and/or a pool at your residence.\r\n\r\nAlso, 100 degrees? That's perfectly gorgeous weather even _without_ a pool or air conditioning. Above 115F though, now THAT'S starting to get ridiculous. \r\n\r\nHeck, I remember a day when it was 122F. \r\n\r\nThat was a fun day.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54d975d7636872377dd62200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9759e6368720a727f2600#post_54d9759e6368720a727f2600\r\nBut at least it's dry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d975d86368723830341d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9759e6368720a727f2600#post_54d9759e6368720a727f2600\r\nDid someone die.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d97603636872688f2d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm amazed I'm not dead\r\nI remember one time I had an uninflated balloon in my mouth and I sucked on the end of it and it turned inside out in my mouth\r\nAnd then I did it again\r\nI amused myself this way for like fifteen minutes and never once choked to death. \r\nAnd then this other time I stuck my finger in an active light bulb socket. \r\nAnd then another time I rubbed my hand over a piece of metal that was stuck in an electrical outlet because it felt funny. \r\n\r\n\r\nI was not an intelligent child","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d9766d636872688f580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm getting increasingly more angry at my family.\r\n\r\nI got a job and such and was told that if I work towards getting my own car and such I have two years, *BUT* I said that I want to go to online college then next fucking second I was told I had six months.\r\n\r\nThe two years thing I can totally understand, but the turning around and going six months *CAUSE* you want to take online college doesn't make any fucking sense.\r\n\r\n\r\nOkay; I know I don't get how the average person thinks, but this doesn't seem logical to me.  Why would you tell someone that you want them out a year and a half earlier because they're going to college?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54d976756368723830921d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d97603636872688f2d0100#post_54d97603636872688f2d0100\r\nAll kids do stupid shit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d976cb6368727825061a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d975d86368723830341d00#post_54d975d86368723830341d00\r\nAs far as I know, nobody died.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d975d7636872377dd62200#post_54d975d7636872377dd62200\r\nDry heat is better than humid heat in every way","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54d976f063687203c1a01f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d976cb6368727825061a00#post_54d976cb6368727825061a00\r\nYes it is.\r\nYou lucky bastard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d977ab6368720205691f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d976f063687203c1a01f00#post_54d976f063687203c1a01f00\r\nJoin me :3","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}