time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3900.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d985a063687273da340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/iEXzRBF.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d985b66368722897a60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9851163687267af7d3300#post_54d9851163687267af7d3300\r\nShe Hulk defending Tony Stark in court.\r\nBAM! There's the pitch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d985fb6368725cd1af2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9848f6368721ab4100c00#post_54d9848f6368721ab4100c00\r\nGet a bunch of them\r\nHand them out to your friends\r\nHave them all line up at one check out \r\nHave each one put a divider down at their turn\r\nHilarity ensues(?)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d9864b63687239d4ce0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Laa6c9m.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d9866e63687257de0e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d985b66368722897a60500#post_54d985b66368722897a60500\r\nI dunno\r\nI think you might need at least one prior movie to explain why his lawyer is a jolly green giant","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d986726368727cd3281d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d984446368725c94ed3000#post_54d984446368725c94ed3000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d983306368722a70590400#post_54d983306368722a70590400\r\nLady Thor is dumb though[/bq]\r\nAgreed.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d986cc6368725cd1072700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986726368727cd3281d00#post_54d986726368727cd3281d00\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9866e63687257de0e0d00#post_54d9866e63687257de0e0d00\r\nI honestly forgot Lady thor was a thing and it honestly makes no since.\r\n\r\nLike, How, what, why, and when did that even happen? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9870b6368727394200700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9866e63687257de0e0d00#post_54d9866e63687257de0e0d00\r\nFine. She Hulk origin story happens. She prosecutes a villain. Villain goes to jail. She Hulk kicks his/her butt and prosecutes them again.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9872d6368727cd3ce1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986726368727cd3281d00#post_54d986726368727cd3281d00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986cc6368725cd1072700#post_54d986cc6368725cd1072700\r\nThe rules around Mjolnir are weird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d987406368727f7fe60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dunno what's going on here.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d987996368720f50010400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9872d6368727cd3ce1d00#post_54d9872d6368727cd3ce1d00\r\nThere are a lot of characters that they could have made Female and no one would have batted an eye, Thor isn't one of them. (Given that He's an already established Deity and shit.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d987fb6368727a806b5a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d987996368720f50010400#post_54d987996368720f50010400\r\nWell Thor's powers are tied mostly to his hammer. If Mjolnir thinks that it's master is being a shitlord then it fucks right of and chooses a new master. This isn't the first time it's happened either. Look up Beta Ray Bill.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9884a6368725c94e73100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/FfMUpSM.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d988756368726dea2a0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d987fb6368727a806b5a00#post_54d987fb6368727a806b5a00\r\nI think the issue is more that It's definetly the new Thor. (Which I don't think is really right.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d98884636872705e7c0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986726368727cd3281d00#post_54d986726368727cd3281d00\r\nLike\r\nI understand doing a story about someone else wielding mjolnier. That's cool. \r\n\r\nThat doesn't make them Thor \r\nBeing Thor makes them Thor. \r\nThor isn't like normal super heroes where his hero name is just a title that can be passed along. \r\nThor is just Thor. \r\nThat's just his name. \r\n\r\nAnd now the word Thor has stopped registering in my brain because I've said it too many times. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d986cc6368725cd1072700#post_54d986cc6368725cd1072700\r\nMarketing. They didn't want to call her lady Thor because that would be equally dumb (and apparently already happened) and didn't want her to be her own character because new things are hard and scary\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9870b6368727394200700#post_54d9870b6368727394200700\r\nAnd then the post credits scene is all like her secretary sending in her next client. And she looks up and she's like \"mr stark.\"\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d988c76368721ad9611300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d988756368726dea2a0c00#post_54d988756368726dea2a0c00\r\nI don't care that she's a female, male, or anything in between. As long as she's a well written character then what's the problem?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d988d06368727b798c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just got a wireless mouse for my laptop.\r\nIt looks like a Chinese tea set.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54d988ea6368720205b12100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d987fb6368727a806b5a00#post_54d987fb6368727a806b5a00\r\nI think that's the thing that bugs me about it the most. Beta ray bill isn't Thor. \r\nHe's beta ray bill. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d9890363687278f1231200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d98884636872705e7c0c00#post_54d98884636872705e7c0c00\r\nYou forget that Thor is still gonna be flying around superhero-ing. Just not with his hammer.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d989096368721b78580400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d988d06368727b798c0800#post_54d988d06368727b798c0800\r\nPics?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d9894b6368723489820a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d989096368721b78580400#post_54d989096368721b78580400\r\nYou want me to take pictures of my mouse?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54d989cc63687235fe950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9890363687278f1231200#post_54d9890363687278f1231200\r\nI dunno\r\nShe could be amazing\r\nIt's just that they could have done a new thing with a whole new character but they're just like \"no it's Thor though\"\r\nSo she's just going to be thought of as \"Thor but a girl\"\r\n\r\nMaybe it could work out. I mean we were just talking about how awesome she hulk is. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54d989d66368721ab4390d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9894b6368723489820a00#post_54d9894b6368723489820a00\r\n> Look like a Chinese tea set\r\n...\r\nNever mind .-.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d989dd63687251c97b1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d97cec6368726b93300300#post_54d97cec6368726b93300300\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d97ca96368720f50180100#post_54d97ca96368720f50180100\r\nIt started with Ed finding a vibrator in his mom's room\r\n\r\nIt went downhill from there[/bq]\r\n\r\n_You should stop looking porn while watching cartoons for some time._","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54d98a0c63687254b21e1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This guy reviews military rations from different countries.\":https://www.youtube.com/user/KiwiDudeMRE/videos","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}