time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3906.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d9b3016368727cd0920300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b2a06368726b7ec20f00#post_54d9b2a06368726b7ec20f00\r\nGET THAT SHIT OUT A HERE EDGY PANTS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9b33863687274ce610700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b24d6368724690992500#post_54d9b24d6368724690992500\r\nThere are instances of it dating back earlier, but according to Wikipedia...\r\n\r\n\"Two brothers, hunters with taxidermy skills, popularized the American jackalope in Douglas, Wyoming, in the 1930s by grafting deer antlers onto a jackrabbit carcass and selling the combination to a local hotel. Thereafter, they made and sold many similar jackalopes to a retail outlet in South Dakota, and another taxidermist continues to manufacture the horned rabbits in the 21st century.\"","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54d9b39963687243e72b0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b2f56368727df6800a00#post_54d9b2f56368727df6800a00\r\nWho let that bi pokemon outside the pokeballs?\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b3016368727cd0920300#post_54d9b3016368727cd0920300\r\nOr what?\r\n!http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/243/5/6/sonic_boom_anime_screenshot__shadow_by_theashflash-d7xgzts.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54d9b3f06368722382e51200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b39963687243e72b0c00#post_54d9b39963687243e72b0c00\r\nI've always been outside of the pokeballs :I","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54d9b5cf6368727b79401000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tired......but can't sleep.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9b6296368725e76861400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b5cf6368727b79401000#post_54d9b5cf6368727b79401000\r\nThat's terrible\r\n\r\nI'm gonna go to bed in a minute myself\r\n\r\nGood night\r\nLove you","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54d9b6cb63687203b7862b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b6296368725e76861400#post_54d9b6296368725e76861400\r\nLove you too bae. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b5cf6368727b79401000#post_54d9b5cf6368727b79401000\r\nSleep is for the weak, as your personal Black Couch I tell you to get down and give me 50/50 and no quitey quitey! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9b6f063687231ca490500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"xbltz","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54d9b7806368723467880c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b3f06368722382e51200#post_54d9b3f06368722382e51200\r\n*throws you a pokeballz*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54d9ba516368721049a00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Edit: For some reason my gifs aren't working on the largest possible resolution when uploaded to Tumblr.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d9baf76368725c94183400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ever had that moment you look at something you made or did years ago and just cringed?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54d9bd7763687273dae80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9b7806368723467880c00#post_54d9b7806368723467880c00\r\n*Breaks free and runs away*","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54d9bd956368720bb9670d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9ba516368721049a00700#post_54d9ba516368721049a00700\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]For some reason my gifs aren't working on the largest possible resolution when uploaded to Tumblr.[/bq]\r\nI think I found out why Tumblr gifs are on the small side. (I'm okay with that though. The Ability to even make gifs so easily balances things out)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d9be026368721436c43900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Haven't been outside in a while. Wonder what the weather's like.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54d9be046368721ab4fa1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm not gonna lie, if I ever found a time machine I would fuck things up sooooo hard. Just for shits and giggles too. I'd go back in time and murder a dinosaur for the sole purpose of seeing what they tasted like. I'd go drinking with Blackbeard and warn him about what happens off the coast of South Carolina. I'd talk to Elvis and tell him to stop doing so many drugs. And I would steal sooooo much stuff, and with that money I would bankroll Nikola Tesla's experiments.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9bea76368724363091100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9be046368721ab4fa1100#post_54d9be046368721ab4fa1100\r\nInb4 You kill the one Dinosaur with my genes in it and I cease to exist. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9bf2d63687273da7f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9bea76368724363091100#post_54d9bea76368724363091100\r\n!http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/Moderately+frustrated+_299861c69632cbf667fb0b0571104430.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]That Agito gif and an Ultraseven gif are on my tumblr now. (Edit: And you already liked them.)[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d9c03c636872231d1e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9bf2d63687273da7f0300#post_54d9bf2d63687273da7f0300\r\nBut its true! I have a Dinosaur named Richard in my Family Tree!\r\n\r\nAlso [spoiler]Do not underestimate the power of my Tumblr senses![/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9c04163687267afeb3600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tired Squiggy is weeeeeeiiiiiiird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9c0726368724bc35d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9c04163687267afeb3600#post_54d9c04163687267afeb3600\r\nYou should see me when I'm tired. \r\n\r\nI act like I'm drunk. And or just sluggish in general. ~And sassy sometimes~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9c0ca6368720bb96b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder who would win in a fight between NiGHTS and Freddy Kreuger...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9c11d63687273b1e21500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9c04163687267afeb3600#post_54d9c04163687267afeb3600\r\nI look like a methhead when i'm tired.\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54d9c1506368720ac7720700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9c0ca6368720bb96b0d00#post_54d9c0ca6368720bb96b0d00\r\nThe people would win.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d9c1bb6368720582fb0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9c1506368720ac7720700#post_54d9c1506368720ac7720700\r\nI think NiGHTS would win because his entire job is beating the shit out of nightmares. Plus he's sexy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d9c20c636872557fe50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d9c1bb6368720582fb0c00#post_54d9c1bb6368720582fb0c00\r\nYou don't fuck with a dream fighting man in spandex! \r\n\r\nAlso, Spring is next month right? (I'M SO HYPE FOR MEWTWO)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}