time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3991.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54de9ad063687206b9710f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good morning, not USA!\r\nNo offence.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54de9b036368726ef9470900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9ad063687206b9710f00#post_54de9ad063687206b9710f00\r\nNone taken.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54de9c2e6368726169cd0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i mean i understand how it could be better\r\n\r\nbut the fact theres no contraction there just makes the statement sound weird","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"54de9d68636872479c790700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9c2e6368726169cd0b00#post_54de9c2e6368726169cd0b00\r\n?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54de9db46368726646640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9d68636872479c790700#post_54de9d68636872479c790700\r\nregarding my last post\r\n\r\ni didnt realize that you need to actively check if theres a new page, i thought the thread died","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"54de9e1a636872395bfd1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9db46368726646640100#post_54de9db46368726646640100\r\nThis thread isn't dying on any of our watches.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54de9e7663687214e6630400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9db46368726646640100#post_54de9db46368726646640100\r\nThis thread will never die!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54de9ebf6368726646a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9e7663687214e6630400#post_54de9e7663687214e6630400\r\nThe thread will outlast the universe.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54de9ecb6368726176450b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9e7663687214e6630400#post_54de9e7663687214e6630400\r\n3,991 pages....\r\nWho said we had to stop there?\r\nNOT ON MY WATCH, DAMNIT\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9ebf6368726646a00100#post_54de9ebf6368726646a00100\r\nThis thread will pierce the heavens!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54de9f2a6368725b5a650400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9ebf6368726646a00100#post_54de9ebf6368726646a00100\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54de9e7663687214e6630400#post_54de9e7663687214e6630400\r\nThe thread will outlast the universe.[/bq]\r\nEspecially if I have anything to do with it.\r\n*laughs maniacally while creating doomsday device*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54de9f636368724dfea40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well by die i meant have a slow patch\r\n\r\nbut i guess its a good thing if you guys arent familiar with that saying","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"54de9f66636872116c1a2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The new thor still looks 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chick?\r\n<MFW","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54dea0616368726176960b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea03463687253b4472900#post_54dea03463687253b4472900\r\nAdd 222+444.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54dea0726368725b6a6e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea03463687253b4472900#post_54dea03463687253b4472900\r\nYou monster!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54dea08c6368722968ff0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea03463687253b4472900#post_54dea03463687253b4472900\r\nDear god.\r\nA calculator.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54dea14a6368724e1edd1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea0616368726176960b00#post_54dea0616368726176960b00\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea03463687253b4472900#post_54dea03463687253b4472900\r\nAdd 222+444.[/bq]\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea0726368725b6a6e0400#post_54dea0726368725b6a6e0400\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea03463687253b4472900#post_54dea03463687253b4472900\r\nYou monster![/bq]\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea08c6368722968ff0200#post_54dea08c6368722968ff0200\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea03463687253b4472900#post_54dea03463687253b4472900\r\nDear god.\r\nA calculator.[/bq]\r\n1 / 0\r\n!https://thelordofthenerds.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/end-of-the-world-gif-world-favim-com-236979.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54dea14d6368724dfee00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/909/879/229.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54dea1ca636872709abe0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what's up peoples?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54dea1fc63687204b26e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea1ca636872709abe0500#post_54dea1ca636872709abe0500\r\nI'm getting better at KYM.\r\nI got 10 friends.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54dea23263687252db4e2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea1ca636872709abe0500#post_54dea1ca636872709abe0500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]So what's up peoples?[/bq]\r\nI got paid $300 for doing nothing this week cause the computer I was working on kept crashing and freezing. . . next week I do actually have to work though cause boss got me a computer that isn't shit.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54dea2e26368726e64b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel slightly less horrible now. Music seems to help.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54dea2f06368721d3fa50b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54dea14a6368724e1edd1e00#post_54dea14a6368724e1edd1e00\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/249/i-divided-by-zero.jpg! ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}