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{"topics":[{"id":"5310064363687222e6640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gotta maintain that post-Empire, Empire!","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5310071b63687207cf620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5310064363687222e6640200#post_5310064363687222e6640200\r\nOoooooohhh fuck; the latest statement by a russian official was that they don't recognize the current government as legitimate.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5310077c6368720408a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5310071b63687207cf620100#post_5310071b63687207cf620100\r\n\r\n\r\nGotta back that Yanukovich.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"531009bd6368726e13360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5310077c6368720408a90000#post_5310077c6368720408a90000\r\nhttp://english.pravda.ru/russia/politics/27-02-2014/126955-russia_ukraine_crimea-0/\r\nThey say they're not invading and that at only at the request of ukraine would they send troops to ukraine *. . .* but considering that there's russian soldiers in a ukraine airport for who knows what reason even if they're not this is going to be bad regardless. The group in question is about 50 people in full russian navy getup. Too many questions right now without answers.\r\n\r\nAre they actual russian navy? Are they just people dressed up like it? If so then where did they get half of the equipment? Military equipment isn't exactly easy to come by. . Well rather to say it's not cheap to come by; anything is easy to come by if you have money, but fifty fully armed people dressed as russian navy? Someone is trying to start shit. Are they russian soldiers awol?\r\n\r\nThe only thing that is for certain right now is that they're trying to start shit and they need to be stopped before shit hits the fan.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53100c266368720bc1ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The Russian Navy maintains a base in Sevastopol in the Ukraine Crimea. It being there is part of the land deal they made to Ukraine where they ceded the Crimea to them: they get more land, but we still operate out of Sevestopol.\r\n\r\nIn so far as I heard the height of Russian activity is securing stuff around their Black Sea Fleet headquarters and flying a few jets close to the border. They want to threaten the current government into being more willing to accept continuing Russian hegemony. ","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53100db763687206ab160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53100c266368720bc1ba0000#post_53100c266368720bc1ba0000\r\nAnybody else think this is going to make the situation worse and potential blow up in russia's face? If the people going around waving guns are found to be russian soldiers that would only make things worse politically for russia.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53100dc76368722b21880200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531009bd6368726e13360000#post_531009bd6368726e13360000\r\nShits going to turn into Call of Duty if something isn't done soon.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53100f6b63687248bc5d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53100db763687206ab160100#post_53100db763687206ab160100\r\n\r\nNot really. World Economy is today's MAD and the least it'll do is lead to an isolationist Ukraine whose only defense is the diplomatic reputation of Russia. It'd really paint them in a bad way to perform such an obvious invasion, they'd need to find chemical weapons or some shit there.\r\n\r\nBut Ukraine's in Russia's sphere of Influence. It always has been. Or it's been a part of Russia in some way. Either as a province in the Empire of Russia or as an SSR in the Soviet Union or the Russian helmed Warsaw Pact.\r\n\r\nTo invade now would be an obvious way to maintain their own sphere of influence and Russia has too high a reputation to risk and too reliant an economy on everyone else to do it. They would need to bring up a case of something else, which would lead to questions about how Ukraine got nukes or chemical weapons and who; and the entire international community would be looking at Moscow. Their reputation would still be shamed.\r\n\r\nThe most they can do is try to rattle their sabers and work diplomatic influences to try and win favor in the backrooms to keep Ukraine in their pocket. They can't invade anyone without pissing off anybody. It'd be like the US invading Mexico for the same reason.\r\n\r\nAnd if they do anything military-level to maintain order it'll probably be more clandestine and indirect.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53100f926368720eed220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53100dc76368722b21880200#post_53100dc76368722b21880200\r\nMore like cold war 2.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"531096776368727dd4260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So.\r\n\r\nI may have just taken a ten kilometers long accidental detour while walking home because fuck you, i'm _not_ lost and i'm _definitely not_ asking anyone for directions.\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53109f6d6368722bcea10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531096776368727dd4260000#post_531096776368727dd4260000\r\n10km, how long did it take?","author":"509129db7f123b36cb010fa5"},{"id":"5310a0156368722b32990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531096776368727dd4260000#post_531096776368727dd4260000\r\n\r\nhey, in case you don't make it back to society, can I stay with your pony plushies?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5310a1b16368722ad55c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531096776368727dd4260000#post_531096776368727dd4260000\r\nWell that's what you get for using the dirty communist metric system.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5310a2a06368722b61a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@boz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53109f6d6368722bcea10000#post_53109f6d6368722bcea10000\r\nThe whole walk ended up taking a bit over two and a half hours, but hey, at least i didn't have to ask for directions. That would be just _shameful._\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5310a0156368722b32990000#post_5310a0156368722b32990000\r\nDon't have any plushies. I suppose you could stay with my obscene Rainbow Dash body pillow, but i doubt you want to be anywhere near that thing after all it's been through.\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5310a1b16368722ad55c0100#post_5310a1b16368722ad55c0100\r\nYou're just jealous of the sense our system makes.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5310d34a6368723e52090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531096776368727dd4260000#post_531096776368727dd4260000\r\n\r\nWell, at least you got exercise.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn irrelevant news, have some I-just-got-on-and-caught-up-Greentext \"ranting\". Which is more me having to dump some bullshit on an unwilling friend about other bullshit, but it's amusing all the same.\r\n\r\nAaronMk: > Skype chat\r\nAaronMk: > 2:30 in the morning\r\n<friend>: Hmm?\r\n<friend>: O\r\nAaronMk: > Guy's saying \"Your Highness\" is insulting\r\nAaronMk: > Refute\r\n<friend>: Lol.\r\nAaronMk: > Double check refuting, it's a legit thing of honor. Expected\r\nAaronMk: > Post link to confirmation\r\nAaronMk: > Still refutes\r\n<friend>: o gawd\r\nAaronMk: > Links to page on titles and shit for British nobles\r\nAaronMk: > Still lists \"His/Her Majesty\"\r\nAaronMk: > Point this out\r\n<friend>: And on top, you see 'Chapatrap-heir to the throne'\r\nAaronMk: > Continues to refute, posts some shit web-page for make-believe nation\r\nAaronMk: > Even then \"Highness\" is still acceptable\r\nAaronMk: > Point out\r\nAaronMk: > Go through entire fucking page and point out how it's not a legit citation because the author doesn't exist, nor any land associated with him\r\nAaronMk: > He gets mad.\r\nChapatrap: Wow.\r\nAaronMk: > Claims humans evolved to debate just to sound smart.\r\nAaronMk: > YeahI'mDoneHere.jpg\r\n<friend>: This is starting to sound like the arguments me and <Other friend of mine> have.\r\nAaronMk: > Come on this morning and he posts this in other chat I'm in, after kicking me out and re-adding me to rant: \"ARG\r\nTHAT GUY JUST\r\nFFFF\r\nHE IS THE MOST INSUFFERABLE A-HOLE THAT I STILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH\r\nAND I WOULDN'T MIND BUT HE'S IN /EVERY/\r\n/CHAT/\r\nI /HAVE/\r\nTHERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM HIS PRETENTIOUS JACKASSERY\r\nHIS SELF-RIGHTEOUS EARBUD LECTURES\r\nokay done ranting\"\r\nAaronMk: Readt hat, post this: https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/2/18/555305__safe_animated_meme_image+macro_reaction+image_spoiler-colon-s04e02_twilight+scepter_princess+twilight+sparkle+-dash-+part+2_jimmies_lawn+mower.gif\r\n<friend>: Lmao\r\n","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5310e6036368722eac9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5310a2a06368722b61a10100#post_5310a2a06368722b61a10100\r\nWhat? Me, jealous? Ha! Its more that I'm intensely bitter about the fact my country was too stubborn/lazy to switch over to it really.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"531160326368726b27eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"till i colapse vs we will rock you","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"531160f36368726b272b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/531160326368726b27eb0100#post_531160326368726b27eb0100\r\nBuddy you're a boy make a big noise\r\nPlayin' in the street gonna be a big man some day\r\nYou got mud on yo' face\r\nYou big disgrace\r\nKickin' your can all over the place\r\nSingin'\r\n\r\nWe will we will rock you\r\nWe will we will rock you\r\n\r\nBuddy you're a young man hard man\r\nShoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day\r\nYou got blood on yo' face\r\nYou big disgrace\r\nWavin' your banner all over the place","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53118a646368723701d40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/BashirChehab.jpg!\r\n\r\nI'mma just let you ruminate on this dude's - Bashir Chebab II - majestic as fuck beard.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53118b1063687236178a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53118a646368723701d40100#post_53118a646368723701d40100\r\nhe looks foreign.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53118fed6368721b16920200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53118a646368723701d40100#post_53118a646368723701d40100\r\nLebanese. ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53121b076368726bdaf20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"talking about foreigners, this is considered the most handsome man in the world\r\n\r\n!http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_slideshow_large/photos/2013-April/omar_borkan_al_gala.jpg!\r\n\r\nomar borkan al gala","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53121fa16368724274250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"He does not have a magnificent beard though. His is far too shaved.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53124e38636872489f750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Advice: sometimes, shit just happens and you start reading \"excellent Russian poetry\":http://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Russian/Onegin1.htm at three in the morning. Let it happen.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53124e7e63687248d9540200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53121b076368726bdaf20000#post_53121b076368726bdaf20000\r\n\r\n(wasn't he deported from his country for being \"too handsome\", or was that some sort of mock story?)\r\n\r\nJesus, they're not allowed to _make_ people that handsome. I can already feel my underwear slipping.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]} |