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{"topics":[{"id":"538ad90f636872753f660400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"found it\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APnPH9u8-zs\r\n\r\n(WARNING: extreme slavism)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538ad94063687273573c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538ad79a636872753f1b0400#post_538ad79a636872753f1b0400\r\n_Dino D-Day_?\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/TadA_98ocVM/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538ad9d4636872726a6e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538ad94063687273573c0400#post_538ad94063687273573c0400\r\nYep.\r\n\r\nEven though it has dinosaurs, it kinda looks stupid.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538ada1c63687272d6230500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538ad9d4636872726a6e0500#post_538ad9d4636872726a6e0500\r\nStill, NAZI FUCKING DINOSAURS.\r\n\r\nAnd how about dinosaurs with samurai?\r\n!http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/meh.ro10997.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538ade5c636872753f3b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538ada1c63687272d6230500#post_538ada1c63687272d6230500\r\nThat would be pretty epic.\r\n\r\nAnd in the modern age, this.\r\n!http://www.geekpeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dinosaursvsaliens_20110510162839.jpg!\r\n\r\n(Apparently Dinosaurs VS Aliens is a thing. I had no idea.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538aec536368725f9c1c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1424429_317138655110500_1972028419995688412_n.jpg!","author":null},{"id":"538b2e9e6368727f7a130400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So last night I finished the latest book in one of my favorite series. The Dresden Files: Skin Game by Jim Butcher.\r\n\r\nIt completely fucking rocked.\r\n\r\nFor those who don't know, the Dresden Files are a series of urban fantasy novels following the exploits of Wizard/Private Investigator Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. The fact you're already mixing magical adventures with detective fiction is already pretty goddamn cool, but let me assure you that your face is not ready for some of the shit that happens in these books.\r\n\r\nThe following is a brief list of the nutshit stuff that happens, spoilered both for the obvious reason, and to prevent anyone's brain from exploding as even though these will be out of context, they are still cool as fuck.\r\n[spoiler]Fighting a giant scorpion with an elevator while handcuffed to an unconscious friend.\r\nKilling a werewolf using a silver amulet and magic to propel it.\r\nHitting a giant plant monster with a car, there tearing it to pieces with a chainsaw.\r\nIncinerating a vampire's mansion in the middle of a giant party.\r\nFucking Excalibur.\r\nDeclaring war on an entire nation of vampires.\r\nRiding a FUCKING ZOMBIE T-REX INTO BATTLE AGAINST NECROMANCER.\r\nDefying fallen angels multiple times.\r\nKilling an entire nation of vampires.[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538b528663687279c7750400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #5B67\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aec536368725f9c1c0500#post_538aec536368725f9c1c0500\r\n[bq=\"Background Pony #5B67\"]!https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1424429_317138655110500_1972028419995688412_n.jpg![/bq]\r\nYES.","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"538b53a263687279ac550500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*reads the news\r\nI am seriously starting to despise the national GOP.  If you're wondering what I'm talking about it's about hillary.  They're trying to disqualify her from politics first claiming that she had \"brain damage\" and thus was \"unfit to run for president\"; now they're claiming that cause she once didn't show for foxnews that she is thus \"unfit to run for president\" under \"failure to report for duty\".\r\n\r\n\r\nHere's a fucking idea NRC:\r\nIf you want to win the presidency then run a candidate who can win. . . . which kind of hard in your case since you have alienated women, african americans, native americans, asians, people of arab descent, the poor, the middle class, anyone who supports glbt rights, muslims, agnostics, atheists, hindu, buddhists, jewish, even a lot of christian denominations that aren't fundamentalist, the younger generations and pretty much anyone that isn't a 70 year old white guy.  I can understand how \"scary\" it is to expand your voter base, but considering your voterbase consists primarily of a group that is going to have died of old age in ten years maybe you need to do some outreach.\r\n\r\nIf you're republican or just interested in what I mean future projections of future presidential races are now predicting that the republican party due to their poor outreach will not win any presidencies for the next twenty years.  To put it simply: if you piss off all the minority groups what is going to happen when you're the minority instead?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538b54de6368726bcc170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b53a263687279ac550500#post_538b53a263687279ac550500\r\nYeah.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b56c16368726a2dbb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm thinking that the Mars One project is an obvious scam. They plan to put people on Mars in 9 years, yet they have not scheduled any flights, nor do they have any plans or spaceship blueprints, and they plan to get people to Mars with only 6 billion dollars.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b57326368726a9dd90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b54de6368726bcc170000#post_538b54de6368726bcc170000\r\nThe national republican convention sucks at math even on basic stuff.\r\n\r\n60% of americans support glbt rights.\r\n73% of americans are christian.\r\n50.8% of americans are women.\r\n37% of americans are non-white.\r\n\r\n100%(100%-60%)(73%)(100%-50.8%)(100%-37%)= ~9.1%\r\n\r\nAnd they wonder why they don't have anyone that could actually win the presidency?  *WHEN* they lose the 2016 election it's pretty much projected at this point that the republican party is going to go extinct cause let's face it you can't have a party that has lost three elections in a row and then lose the next five elections one after another.  American politics doesn't work like that; you can't have a party lose 32 years in a row.\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b56c16368726a2dbb0000#post_538b56c16368726a2dbb0000\r\nPretty much.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538b58bf6368726a2d9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b57326368726a9dd90000#post_538b57326368726a9dd90000\r\nNo feasibility studies either. It sounds like typical pseudoscience.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b652d6368726bb4f10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm all alone here. :(","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b65896368725834090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b652d6368726bb4f10500#post_538b652d6368726bb4f10500\r\nI'm here for you.\r\nAllow to embrace you with my manly muscular arms!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b65df636872569d060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b65896368725834090000#post_538b65896368725834090000\r\n\r\nSquiggy is Major Amrstrong!!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b6637636872584a150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b65df636872569d060000#post_538b65df636872569d060000\r\nYES!\r\n!http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/19821/694167-armstrong.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b663d636872584a170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b65896368725834090000#post_538b65896368725834090000\r\n*Is crushed to death*\r\nRIP Randomosaur\r\n1999-2014","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b664e636872567f640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b65896368725834090000#post_538b65896368725834090000\r\nThis popped in my head when you said that:\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vxbzNg2u1qf7gpu.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b65df636872569d060000#post_538b65df636872569d060000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6637636872584a150000#post_538b6637636872584a150000\r\nWhoa, hivemind!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538b66aa636872592d590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6637636872584a150000#post_538b6637636872584a150000\r\n\r\nThe technique of bear manly hug has been passed down the SquiggyBomb family for generations!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b66cf6368725739840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MWAHAHAHAHAhAhA!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b672f63687258a73a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b66cf6368725739840000#post_538b66cf6368725739840000\r\n\r\nOh lord... I think I have a boner...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b677763687258bd5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Resurrects as a zombie and bites Quasar*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b67d763687257186a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b677763687258bd5c0000#post_538b677763687258bd5c0000\r\n\r\n*Quasar uses quantum particles to redirect the bite, towards uc9*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b688463687257ceb30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait... that muscular dude is called Major Armstrong?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}