time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/402.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538b69bc6368725705bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b688463687257ceb30000#post_538b688463687257ceb30000\r\nMAJOR ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG!\r\nTHE STRONG ARM ALCHEMIST!\r\n*THIS AVATAR HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b69f263687256ecef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b69bc6368725705bc0000#post_538b69bc6368725705bc0000\r\n\r\nSquiggyBomb epithet: The String arm Alchemist ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b6a9e6368725834f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b69f263687256ecef0000#post_538b69f263687256ecef0000\r\nHaha! Fixed it!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b6aeb6368725815520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b67d763687257186a0000#post_538b67d763687257186a0000\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b677763687258bd5c0000#post_538b677763687258bd5c0000\r\n\r\n*Quasar uses quantum particles to redirect the bite, towards uc9*[/bq]\r\n*Passive ability, \"Main character\": negates logic","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538b6b0f63687257b8680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6a9e6368725834f70000#post_538b6a9e6368725834f70000\r\n\r\nOnly because you can grill meat on those abs I'm letting it pass","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b6b1063687257b8690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let's make a random composite song one verse at a time.\r\n\r\nThis was a triumph...","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b6b6e63687257626d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6b1063687257b8690100#post_538b6b1063687257b8690100\r\n...that you got laid...","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538b6b8b63687256ec6f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6b6e63687257626d0100#post_538b6b6e63687257626d0100\r\n...In the bathroom...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b6bfb6368725778ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6b8b63687256ec6f0100#post_538b6b8b63687256ec6f0100\r\n...Where not a single soul gets through...\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b6c3663687258a7800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6bfb6368725778ab0100#post_538b6bfb6368725778ab0100\r\n...But in the event...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b6c846368725762e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b69bc6368725705bc0000#post_538b69bc6368725705bc0000\r\n\r\nSenator Armstrong would be proud of that.\r\n!https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2Zjx6tT8NoXHU7_4iZNOB4vuXBpepDdtZYhi7ucMbQUc0dz9l!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538b6cb163687258bd630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6c3663687258a7800100#post_538b6c3663687258a7800100\r\n...Are we your prey alone?...","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b6cce636872574ef00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6cb163687258bd630100#post_538b6cb163687258bd630100\r\n...and CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIGHT?...","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"538b6cdf636872592d3b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6c846368725762e50100#post_538b6c846368725762e50100\r\nSpeak not his name!\r\nHe is a shame on the Armstrong line!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538b6d2c63687257189a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6cdf636872592d3b0200#post_538b6cdf636872592d3b0200\r\n\r\n*Nanomachines have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations without consent, son!*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b6d2e6368725778c60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6cce636872574ef00100#post_538b6cce636872574ef00100\r\n...In the Rainbow Factory...","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b6f2063687256ec140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently Zac x Riven is a thing. . . This is relevant to my interests.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538b6ff9636872574ec20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What will you be doing on December 31st, 2099?\r\n\r\nI will be 100, so likely I will be DED. Not big surprise.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b703a6368725762da0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6ff9636872574ec20200#post_538b6ff9636872574ec20200\r\n\r\nCryogenically frozen. Inside my own fridge","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538b70fb63687256c39d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6d2e6368725778c60100#post_538b6d2e6368725778c60100\r\n\r\n...and while y'all rolling dubies, ill be in my bedroom scoring movies...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538b70fd63687256c3a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b703a6368725762da0200#post_538b703a6368725762da0200\r\nAnd if I'm still alive, I will be taking meat from you and selling it as beef.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538b712663687257cedb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6ff9636872574ec20200#post_538b6ff9636872574ec20200\r\niunno, what if life expectancy grows to like 120 by 2099.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538b713163687256ec890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b703a6368725762da0200#post_538b703a6368725762da0200\r\nYou probly should turn the heat in your fridge up a tad, that can't be good for some of your food stuffs","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"538b713d636872592d6b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b6ff9636872574ec20200#post_538b6ff9636872574ec20200\r\nProbably a founding father for \"conjoiners\".\r\n\r\n(If you don't get that reference it's a scifi reference to a book in which the human race has been wiped out by aliens and the only humans that survive are ones that are cyborgs that share processing power thus adapt technology faster than the aliens can wipe them out thus saving the last of humanity.  Basically the book is the majority of humans reject cybernetics thus get wiped out by aliens, but the people that embrace it assimilate the alien technology and thus survive.  Not borg, rather they're all super geniuses cause they share mental processing power)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538b717063687256eca60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538b712663687257cedb0200#post_538b712663687257cedb0200\r\nOr what if it grows infinitely after we've unlocked the secrets to immortality!?\r\n\r\nEVERYONE gets alicornified!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"}]}