time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4052.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e139336368722261870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e138e26368727cb9970f00#post_54e138e26368727cb9970f00\r\nDammit! Still amazing though! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e13cdc63687233a0550400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I burned my finger...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e13cef6368727b7eee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good morning, not New Yorkers!\r\n\r\nImma make pancakes now.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e13cfa6368722bd5bf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I burned my soul.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"54e13d1b636872454fbe1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I burned an orphanage.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e13d5a6368724bfd381f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm gonna burn pancakes.\r\n\r\nTo a perfect gold surface.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e13daf6368724dac013100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13d5a6368724bfd381f00#post_54e13d5a6368724bfd381f00\r\nProtip. Make 'em FUCKING HUGE.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e13ed36368726455a00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man I feel terrible today!\r\n\r\nI keep feeling hot and just limping around like a sack of potato's! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e13ee763687239f1030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13d5a6368724bfd381f00#post_54e13d5a6368724bfd381f00\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13daf6368724dac013100#post_54e13daf6368724dac013100\r\nPersona Pancakes GOLDEN","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e13f0d636872073b920600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13ed36368726455a00200#post_54e13ed36368726455a00200\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Man I feel terrible today![/bq]\r\nDon't we all?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"54e13f52636872261bf50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13f0d636872073b920600#post_54e13f0d636872073b920600\r\nTrue. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e13fbb636872453b452900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I'm going to sleep, prolly gonna dream about crushing someone's skull. Bye.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"54e140326368727d033e1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13cdc63687233a0550400#post_54e13cdc63687233a0550400\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I burned my finger...[/bq]\r\nWhat happened? :c","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e140356368721514311600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13fbb636872453b452900#post_54e13fbb636872453b452900\r\nI'm sorry about what happened in the other thread.\r\nGood night, sleep well.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e14059636872404f820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13cdc63687233a0550400#post_54e13cdc63687233a0550400\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I burned my finger...[/bq]\r\nWoah!\r\nHow bad is it?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e1407a63687254f86d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ahhhhhhh!\r\nI burnt my pancake!\r\n\r\nIt's dark brown now!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e140836368725dab571600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14059636872404f820000#post_54e14059636872404f820000\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e140326368727d033e1200#post_54e140326368727d033e1200\r\nHe was too hot for his own good. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e14094636872281c2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1407a63687254f86d0000#post_54e1407a63687254f86d0000\r\nIt still good, boy! Eat that shit! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e140956368724e12cc2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1407a63687254f86d0000#post_54e1407a63687254f86d0000\r\nHa ha!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e140ff6368723515380900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e140326368727d033e1200#post_54e140326368727d033e1200\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14059636872404f820000#post_54e14059636872404f820000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14094636872281c2f0000#post_54e14094636872281c2f0000\r\nI was trying to light a candle and my finger got a biiiiiit too close to my lighter.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e141306368725e868e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e140ff6368723515380900#post_54e140ff6368723515380900\r\nTHIS IS WHY I DON'T USE LIGHTERS, DAMNIT","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e1413363687251efee0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e13ed36368726455a00200#post_54e13ed36368726455a00200\r\nFlorida is hot and moist right?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e1414d63687222edc52200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/profiles/icons/big/000/070/492/639.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e1416b6368720f7aaa1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1413363687251efee0a00#post_54e1413363687251efee0a00\r\nJust like ur mom!\r\n\r\n\r\nhuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue\r\n\r\n\r\n^i'm tired, bored and still feel kinda crabby if you can't tell^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e141d36368725b7c790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e140ff6368723515380900#post_54e140ff6368723515380900\r\nSilly Squiggy, bears cant light Candles!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1413363687251efee0a00#post_54e1413363687251efee0a00\r\nFlorida is a lot of things, its either hot and moist, too hot, too wet, too cold, And you rarely got the nice normal not to hot not to cold days. \r\n\r\nIts horrible! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}