time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4054.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e1475563687239f1390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e146ef636872281c680100#post_54e146ef636872281c680100\r\nThen why doesn't the magical world of Harry Potter adopt the use of guns? Hell even if it's a magic gun a la Outlaw Star.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e147936368727d039e1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I threw away half of the pancakes I made.\r\nCouldn't finish them.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e147c463687254f85e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1471963687246a00d1f00#post_54e1471963687246a00d1f00\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e146be6368723b30f41600#post_54e146be6368723b30f41600\r\nI bet his Breakfast was infested with NANOMACHINS, SON! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e147d563687254f87c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e147936368727d039e1200#post_54e147936368727d039e1200\r\nWHY DIDNT YOU GIVE THEM TO ME!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e14812636872513c640300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1475563687239f1390100#post_54e1475563687239f1390100\r\nMaybe the wizards aren't devoting as much of their time and creativity to killing each other as we muggles are?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e148476368723049c10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14812636872513c640300#post_54e14812636872513c640300\r\nBut guns could have solved EVERY PROBLEM THEY HAD.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e1485863687251ef500c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e147d563687254f87c0100#post_54e147d563687254f87c0100\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130407193844/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/thumb/6/60/Because_of_reasons_edited.png/186px-Because_of_reasons_edited.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e148a66368724669721c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e148476368723049c10200#post_54e148476368723049c10200\r\nInb4 Magic wands are made out of guns!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1485863687251ef500c00#post_54e1485863687251ef500c00\r\nWAAAH! I HAT YR RAISENS! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e148bc63687264a6960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1475563687239f1390100#post_54e1475563687239f1390100\r\nProbably because the Wizarding World is deeply traditional and some of its inhabitants are horribly, _horribly_ racist towards Muggles, and even the ones that aren't don't seem to acknowledge (or even be aware of) Muggle technological development.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54e149006368724053620700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/858/960/5a8.gif!\r\nWhen someone walks in while you're watching porn","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e1490a63687209847f2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e148476368723049c10200#post_54e148476368723049c10200\r\n\"Indeed.\":http://youtu.be/wewaCdSW4yc?t=5m\r\n\r\n\r\nBut wizards are boring like that.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e1490c6368720984822400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e148a66368724669721c00#post_54e148a66368724669721c00\r\nNaaah man. Some alchemist finds a way to convert spells into bullets and BAM magic guns. Just load them into a revolver and you could be a GOD.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e1493d6368724650561700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/713/702/c09.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e149456368724cd9651c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1490c6368720984822400#post_54e1490c6368720984822400\r\n[spoiler]Inb4 Magic Technology, MAGIC ORBITAL CANONS![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e149566368724650631700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e148bc63687264a6960000#post_54e148bc63687264a6960000\r\nTo steal a line from Rick and Morty\r\n\"And from a scientific standpoint traditions are retarded.\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1490a63687209847f2400#post_54e1490a63687209847f2400\r\nSUPER boring.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e149826368722ab9a02400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1493d6368724650561700#post_54e1493d6368724650561700\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-psSaCpk6VKY/UGM3edtIV8I/AAAAAAAADPE/BkC8uaKjoAg/s1600/michael-jordan-laughing.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e149d663687267dd280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should probably take a bath now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54e149df63687209e6c21000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, that was a waste of sorts.\r\n\r\nWhile I was eating pancakes, I remembered how I don't even like pancakes and that television brainwashed me into liking them when I was a kid.\r\n\r\n*Curse you cartoons~!*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e149f06368721514eb1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e149566368724650631700#post_54e149566368724650631700\r\nBut then again, if they started using guns the entire book series would basically be about hobo gangs shooting each other.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e14a396368725922ec0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e149826368722ab9a02400#post_54e149826368722ab9a02400\r\nI didn't ask for your opinion.\r\nI WANTED THE PIZZA.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e14a4663687225c1c40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e149df63687209e6c21000#post_54e149df63687209e6c21000\r\nThis N**** Dissing pancakes! YOU SHALL BE PURIFIED IN SYRUP!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e149d663687267dd280200#post_54e149d663687267dd280200\r\nTake a shower! Take a Bath! Take a shower Bath! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e14a6b6368724053f20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e149f06368721514eb1600#post_54e149f06368721514eb1600\r\nWhat if you combine magic with the guns?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54e14a7a636872330d051900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e149d663687267dd280200#post_54e149d663687267dd280200\r\nLight some candles.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e14ac96368720f7a422100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14a6b6368724053f20700#post_54e14a6b6368724053f20700\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e149f06368721514eb1600#post_54e149f06368721514eb1600\r\nWhat if you combine magic with the guns?[/bq]\r\n!http://blindsquirrelprops.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Caster2_69.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e14acf63687209e6551100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14a396368725922ec0a00#post_54e14a396368725922ec0a00\r\nAND THE PIZZA WAS BETTER!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}