time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4061.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e198d36368720ae00c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e196166368723515131500#post_54e196166368723515131500\r\nSame deal here. \r\nI went out today to stock up on a few extra cans of food just in case. It was insanity. Not only was it the day after a holiday, not only were people getting extra stuff in case of emergencies but it was also a Sunday after church\r\nI'm amazed I'm still alive","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e199086368720ae0490400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e198d36368720ae00c0400#post_54e198d36368720ae00c0400\r\nPeople are insane. But I did the same thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e199556368724990900800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what do you think the Mario/Bowser ship name is?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e199aa6368723df9d61700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199086368720ae0490400#post_54e199086368720ae0490400\r\nThey were freaking sold out of tomato soup\r\n\r\nHow the hell do you sell out of tomato soup\r\nThat's like the second most common soup","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e199c063687251efca1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199556368724990900800#post_54e199556368724990900800\r\nMarowsing?\r\n\r\nBowigi otp tho","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e199ff63687244a45f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199556368724990900800#post_54e199556368724990900800\r\nBowio\r\nMawser","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54e19a1363687236f6420600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199c063687251efca1800#post_54e199c063687251efca1800\r\nBowigi OTP","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e19a3f6368720933fb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait \r\nNo\r\nBirdser OTP\r\n\r\nBirdoXanybody really. \r\n\r\nBirdo's the town bicycle\r\n...luigi is the backup bike though","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19a6c636872181bae0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19a3f6368720933fb0a00#post_54e19a3f6368720933fb0a00\r\nI'd fuck Birdo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e19a7d6368727b7ecf1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19a6c636872181bae0a00#post_54e19a6c636872181bae0a00\r\nIn the egg shooter?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19abc6368724903b60c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19a7d6368727b7ecf1000#post_54e19a7d6368727b7ecf1000\r\nYeeeaaaahhh no.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e19b7563687265f38d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/13/827537/large.jpeg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e19b826368725d626f0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Birdo is pretty cute though\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090912100409/mario/de/images/6/67/Birdo3.jpg!\r\nConsidering she's a weird gender confused dinosaur thing that reproduces via gaping face hole","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19bc66368725d62d00e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19b7563687265f38d0600#post_54e19b7563687265f38d0600\r\n...I wonder if my poneself's hair would smell like dog after a workout too...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19c7a6368727b7e7b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19bc66368725d62d00e00#post_54e19bc66368725d62d00e00\r\nMy hair smells wonderful.\r\nConsidering it's my third best feature I like to take care of it,","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e19df86368724e12173500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19bc66368725d62d00e00#post_54e19bc66368725d62d00e00\r\nI'm the type who showers and grooms often. I wouldn't mind.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e19e226368723f33960800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19c7a6368727b7e7b1100#post_54e19c7a6368727b7e7b1100\r\nI just wash mine whenever it gets greasy. \r\n\r\nI really do not deserve to look as good as I do considering how much of a lazy shit I am. My hair is fabulous even though I don't do anything to it, my frame mostly hides how fat I am and I swear there was a point in my life several years ago where I would go about a month At a time  without brushing my teeth and yet I've never had a single cavity. \r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19f1f6368724f22da0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Touhou Jazz\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzwOle9z3Kg","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e19fb96368724410b40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A Ponidox would be one of the best pets to have. I'll understand his personality, speak the same language, and probably the same intellect. Plus, if humans IRL can mutate like they do in Equestria Girls into magical Ponygirls or Magical Ponyboys and gain their ponies' abilities by fusing with them and gaining a few pony ears or wings if you're pegasi. Oh yeah.\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e1b69863687225ff671600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow. I watched the 08th MS team all in one go.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54e1dd2363687209848b3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19fb96368724410b40900#post_54e19fb96368724410b40900\r\nThat's totally rad, broseph! \r\n\r\nAlso, My teammates finally got around to providing me with a script for the comic and now I'm about to make illustrations for an entire comic book in about two weeks. Man, just because I used to be a student of architecture they expect me to be hard carry. I'm going to ask Ivy for help since none of them can draw very well.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54e1df4b6368720f0fac1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nothing like staring at code for a couple of hours.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54e201b763687238291e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I slept\r\n\r\nIt's one of those sleeps that's not satisfying to wake up from but also not leaving you still tired afterwards","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e201bb6368722eea361900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning everyone!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e201df63687269f3930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e201bb6368722eea361900#post_54e201bb6368722eea361900\r\nAfternoon.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}