time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4063.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e212516368720959c31100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e210ea6368727bc6691e00#post_54e210ea6368727bc6691e00\r\n_^what am I even supposed to be doing today^_","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e212b26368720ae0e90c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e212516368720959c31100#post_54e212516368720959c31100\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1bb05a7cd96880107e00d5ed9a6a61f/tumblr_mila4d1b6l1rczjtuo4_400.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e212cb636872532dbb2c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e211fb6368724f22011300#post_54e211fb6368724f22011300\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\r\n!http://p1.pichost.me/i/19/1421936.jpg![/bq]\r\n*KILL IT!*\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e212ed63687255e3991600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e212cb636872532dbb2c00#post_54e212cb636872532dbb2c00\r\n~KILL IT WITH FIRE~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e2130e6368722531d00e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e212b26368720ae0e90c00#post_54e212b26368720ae0e90c00\r\nSounds about as accurate as any answer","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e2133a63687244a42f1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e211fb6368724f22011300#post_54e211fb6368724f22011300\r\nApparently geese are aggressive assholes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e213626368720ae0260d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e212ed63687255e3991600#post_54e212ed63687255e3991600\r\nNot even headshots will kill them. They're worse than zombies.\r\n\r\n!https://postmediacanadadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/goose11.jpg?w=660&h=330&crop=1!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e213836368722c63082400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2133a63687244a42f1600#post_54e2133a63687244a42f1600\r\nAnd let me take a moment to \"confirm that\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e213ee6368727b7e2d1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2133a63687244a42f1600#post_54e2133a63687244a42f1600\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e213626368720ae0260d00#post_54e213626368720ae0260d00\r\nI like birds but I'll admit that geese are fucking ASSHOLES. \r\n\r\nalso HOLY SHIT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e2143f6368726c33960900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e213836368722c63082400#post_54e213836368722c63082400\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e213ee6368727b7e2d1e00#post_54e213ee6368727b7e2d1e00\r\nAt least most spiders don't ACTIVELY try to murder.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e214906368727bc6da1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2133a63687244a42f1600#post_54e2133a63687244a42f1600\r\nAn ornithologist i spoke to once said swans and geese are terrorists and should be exterminated.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Water birds confirmed for ISIS[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e214b66368722917ab0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I found thing\r\n!http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/34100757019976559/543BC90F0CD157AD5A65A031E6287767CAE618AC/637x358.resizedimage!\r\nPyro confirmed Endoskeleton.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e214f96368726b23a71c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e214906368727bc6da1f00#post_54e214906368727bc6da1f00\r\nAlthough I have always wondered what Goose tastes like.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2151a63687238fdce2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e214b66368722917ab0c00#post_54e214b66368722917ab0c00\r\nProbably a TF2-FNaF crossover related thing.\r\n-Or something else-\r\n\r\nStill pretty neat, regardless.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54e2153963687229173f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2151a63687238fdce2a00#post_54e2151a63687238fdce2a00\r\nAnd the best part is,\r\nIt's a mod for a Pyro hat.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e2156e636872136ace0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2143f6368726c33960900#post_54e2143f6368726c33960900\r\nNow don't get my words wrong, not all birds are like geese. \r\n\r\nGeese are that part of the family that just are fucking terrible. \r\n\r\nYou got your Family Birds.\r\n!http://www.askipedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Emperor_Penguins.jpg!\r\n\r\nAnd then you got your fucking asshats.\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Geese_4.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e215946368727018ba0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e214f96368726b23a71c00#post_54e214f96368726b23a71c00\r\nPretty good actually. Kinda like chicken but better.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e215a46368723874220d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2156e636872136ace0300#post_54e2156e636872136ace0300\r\nOh yeah, there was an episode in Regular Show showing how much of an asshole geese can be.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e215f46368724c460f1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, goodnight y'all.\r\n\r\nImma dream now.\r\nAnd maybe not have nightmares.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e2161363687243545a1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e215f46368724c460f1a00#post_54e215f46368724c460f1a00\r\nCan't stop the nightmares, friends.\r\nG'night.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e2162a6368720af3681000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2156e636872136ace0300#post_54e2156e636872136ace0300\r\nActually from what I remember Geese actually mate for life. And Geese actually have the capacity to MOURN the ones they love. So they may bee assholes but they're not 100% dicks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2163c63687221582d1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e215f46368724c460f1a00#post_54e215f46368724c460f1a00\r\nMaybe you'll have horrifying sleep paralysis instead.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e2165c63687251cc4f0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e215f46368724c460f1a00#post_54e215f46368724c460f1a00\r\nNight man!\r\n\r\nHope the nightmares go away!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e216b0636872532da02d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2163c63687221582d1d00#post_54e2163c63687221582d1d00\r\nHey, I had sleep paralysis before.\r\nIt was shit terrifying.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e216ce6368723d56930400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I remember seeing a whole flock of geese when I was going to visit a relative.\r\nMan, it was pretty big.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}