time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4077.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e29ca763687235b7b32600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29c616368722e91690500#post_54e29c616368722e91690500\r\nI think that's a feature built into the human brain","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e29ced63687271fcb90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29c616368722e91690500#post_54e29c616368722e91690500\r\nYou mean like when I'm looking for my glasses while I'm wearing then","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e29d0e63687235b7f42600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29c776368722b00f30400#post_54e29c776368722b00f30400\r\n!http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/24/article-0-1838BB3E00000578-873_634x286.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1869288/original.jpg!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54e29d426368724764860c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29c616368722e91690500#post_54e29c616368722e91690500\r\nNo. Normally in that situation it's in my pocket.\r\nI actually thought I lost my captive bead ring once but it was still in my penis.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e29e026368727b689f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29d426368724764860c00#post_54e29d426368724764860c00\r\nLosing part of a wangrang would be the worst. Like you know when you have a Lego set and you lose one part and it feels awful? I feel like it would be like that but with your willis","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e29e3c6368722aa0420600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29e026368727b689f0400#post_54e29e026368727b689f0400\r\nI almost lost the bead part in the shower once. It popped out and started rolling towards the drain. I stopped it though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e29e8c636872474ecb2d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29d426368724764860c00#post_54e29d426368724764860c00Ogod.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e29ef96368726f82920800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29e3c6368722aa0420600#post_54e29e3c6368722aa0420600\r\nTHAT WOULD SUCK SO BAD\r\nI mean replacements aren't that expensive are they? But that would still suck super hard","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e29f306368720b1aa22b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29ef96368726f82920800#post_54e29ef96368726f82920800\r\nYup.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2a1dc6368722d2b6e2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29ef96368726f82920800#post_54e29ef96368726f82920800\r\nSuck\r\nPenis\r\n\r\nMust resist","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e2a2136368724f136a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a1dc6368722d2b6e2b00#post_54e2a1dc6368722d2b6e2b00\r\nUnless it's mine~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2a234636872685f5e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a1dc6368722d2b6e2b00#post_54e2a1dc6368722d2b6e2b00\r\nFine then\r\n\r\nIf would blow\r\n\r\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\t","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e2a25163687269776c1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who measures their penis with a ruler?!\r\nThe very thought of it just sounds hilarious.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e2a349636872276ab00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a234636872685f5e0d00#post_54e2a234636872685f5e0d00\r\nHe Offensive. You finished Parasite Eve right?\r\nHow long is Pat and Woolie's LP gonna last considering they're not running the Chrysler Building?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2a3956368726215211300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29b1d636872125fd20700#post_54e29b1d636872125fd20700\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e29a4f6368725f6b9f0500#post_54e29a4f6368725f6b9f0500\r\n[might disappearing intensifies][/bq]\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/47XGhRs.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e2a4d163687274544a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man I feel tired","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e2a50f6368724764f70c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a4d163687274544a0200#post_54e2a4d163687274544a0200\r\nMondays...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2a56d63687271edea2f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a349636872276ab00000#post_54e2a349636872276ab00000\r\nThey're about halfway through I think. It's probably going to be a 30-35 episode LP at most\r\n\r\n \"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a3956368726215211300#post_54e2a3956368726215211300\r\nMOST EXCELLENT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e2a61c6368724ce6a00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[REDLINE INTENSIFIES]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2a6896368726f82dd0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I choked on my own saliva.\r\nHow is that even possible?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e2a6d7636872340f8d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a61c6368724ce6a00700#post_54e2a61c6368724ce6a00700\r\nShit\r\nFuck \r\nI need to watch redline again\r\nThe first time I saw it was the closest I think anyone has ever been if visual orgasm","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e2a6eb63687204834b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a6896368726f82dd0900#post_54e2a6896368726f82dd0900\r\nSame way people can choke on their own tongue during a stroke.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2a7106368727018b51800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2a6d7636872340f8d0300#post_54e2a6d7636872340f8d0300\r\nTHAT MOVIE SO FUCKING COOL!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2a71863687204836b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would be so much more willing to sleep early if I had someone to cuddle with ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e2a8666368725673360400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seriously, I've been watching a lot of Gundam lately.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}