time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4144.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e791df6368727e94350400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7919f63687244d3ef5000#post_54e7919f63687244d3ef5000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]*\"When I Die, Vacuum pack my dick and jack it off over the great canyon in memory of me\"* [/bq]\r\n*\"Number1Pegasus, 2015\"*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e7920a6368725b53041700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/917/338/604.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e7921b6368725b53141700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I legitimately want a viking funeral when I die","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e792566368727e94840400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7919f63687244d3ef5000#post_54e7919f63687244d3ef5000\r\nPlease, I would never do something so obscene. I would just ask that my dick be turned into a mold for dildos so that many generations could enjoy it,\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e791a363687234ada13900#post_54e791a363687234ada13900\r\nNot if you cook it right.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e7925f6368721db9460b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e791df6368727e94350400#post_54e791df6368727e94350400\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/avatars/W1siZiIsIjIwMTUvMDEvMDcvMDNfMjFfMjNfNDM3X0FtYWdpX0JyaWxsaWFudF9QYXJrX0hhcHB5X0RyYWdvbi5qcGciXSxbInAiLCJ0aHVtYiIsIjEyNXgxMjUjIl1d.jpg!\r\n*1998/2015*\r\n\r\n*\"Why is it so hard to stop Jacking off?\"*\r\n\r\nOh man this is great! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e7929b6368727eed8b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792566368727e94840400#post_54e792566368727e94840400\r\nThe Squiggy don't stop the fuck until the last bone in his body is gone! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e7929d63687204fbca1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792566368727e94840400#post_54e792566368727e94840400\r\nMy own personal gold plated Squiggy cock","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e792c0636872176fb82a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have the best Idea for a thread now. \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e792cc6368721679490500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7929b6368727eed8b0d00#post_54e7929b6368727eed8b0d00\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e7929d63687204fbca1b00#post_54e7929d63687204fbca1b00\r\n\r\n\"HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY A THING!\":http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/dildo-sex-toys/clone-a-willy/sp-clone-a-willy-kit-7805.aspx","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e792f963687234addf3900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792cc6368721679490500#post_54e792cc6368721679490500\r\nShould we trade dicks?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e79326636872245b071700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792f963687234addf3900#post_54e792f963687234addf3900\r\nHmmmmmm...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e793396368727a02461c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792cc6368721679490500#post_54e792cc6368721679490500\r\n!http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review39414/oh-my-god.gif?1332037440!\r\nWHAT THE SHIT! *WHAT THE SHIT!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e795886368725f83263700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How I feel whenever this thread goes off on these kinds of tangents\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/pVG8rFO.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e796366368726f9cb10d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e792cc6368721679490500#post_54e792cc6368721679490500\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/883/224/93c.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e798ec6368721b7b693500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So; well fuck I'm fired.\r\n\r\nMy boss accidentally destroyed a very fucking expensive video. . . christ he's a idiot. . . and well someone had to take the fall for today's massive fuckup.\r\n\r\nI actually feel okay cause if any potential employer asks why I got fired I can just go \"I was just the fall guy\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54e799346368723676633900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e798ec6368721b7b693500#post_54e798ec6368721b7b693500\r\nJesus man. You just have shit luck don't you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e7998a6368723485756400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e798ec6368721b7b693500#post_54e798ec6368721b7b693500\r\nYour boss is a [spoiler]_cunt._[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e79ae7636872359d564f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just a hot boll a dicks coming this way.\r\n\r\nOh you want more Dicks? Here ya go! Crafted in my image! \r\n\r\nI am the commander of dicks dicks RN U-69! \r\n\r\nI drop bombs like a drop my dick when I unzip my pants! \r\n\r\nU get a dick he gets a dick! We all get a hot smoldering pile of excessive Dicks! Give one to your Mom for Mothers Day! Give one for your Dad for Fathers Day!\r\n\r\nYour Kids going to Sex-Ed class today? Let them Impress the class with a Dick shaped in your image!\r\n\r\nSuzy: \"This ones my Dads\"\r\n\r\nApril: \"Wow Suzy! How come your Dad lets you have Two dicks?\r\n\r\nSuzy: \"Because I a bitch ass h-\"\r\n\r\n*BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE* \r\n\r\nBuy a Dick Crafter now and Will send in a free C*** Crafter! In fact! WILL SEND YOU ABOUT 50 OF EM!\r\n\r\n*JESUS DAYUM THIS ROOM IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH A BUNCH OF C-*\r\n\r\nWe'll also send ya one for ya Dog, ya cat, Hell if you ever get lucky enough will send you this box of condoms just for your special night out with the misses. ~*Or the Mr's, eh eh, cant be discriminating now*~\r\n\r\nBuy yours today! \r\n\r\n*~Disclaimer: We are not responsible for you being arrested, dick chopped off, framed, divorced, killed, and any other already tested side effects by using this product, buy yours today!~*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e79b0b63687206ac100500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e798ec6368721b7b693500#post_54e798ec6368721b7b693500\r\nWoooooooow that's fucking fucked up man...","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e79b4963687266ade92600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e79ae7636872359d564f00#post_54e79ae7636872359d564f00\r\nI'll take twenty.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e79b9b6368726631651000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e799346368723676633900#post_54e799346368723676633900\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e798ec6368721b7b693500#post_54e798ec6368721b7b693500\r\nJesus man. You just have shit luck don't you?[/bq]\r\nNah; rather there's a direct correlation between how likely you are the to be the fall guy and how much your boss says \"Oh this looks easy; I don't need any tutorials to learn this\".\r\n\r\nIf you hear your boss say this then you're pretty fucked.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54e79ba76368723b6d6f0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e79b4963687266ade92600#post_54e79b4963687266ade92600\r\nSOLD! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e79be46368727eed6d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e79b9b6368726631651000#post_54e79b9b6368726631651000\r\nSorry to hear about that man.\r\n\r\nThis is the almost EXACT same crap my sister's Husband went through at his old job. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e79bff63687225447f1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e79b9b6368726631651000#post_54e79b9b6368726631651000\r\nWell the closest thing I have to a boss is the parents pf the kids I baby-sit and they know how tough their job is.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e79c1163687219e7211c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e79ae7636872359d564f00#post_54e79ae7636872359d564f00\r\nI can imagine Billy Mays doing this for an ad.\r\nMan, I've never seen his ads but I wish he was still alive. \r\n\r\nHe must be partying in heaven like it's $19.99.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}