time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/425.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538d695e6368727c426c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d68d26368727e7ca10400#post_538d68d26368727e7ca10400\r\nI thought he wanted twenty dollaz\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d691e6368727ddcb00400#post_538d691e6368727ddcb00400\r\nAll that's missing is the blush.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538d696b6368727e992a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This guy is why I'm scared of going to bed, and of the dark in general.\r\n!http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-106/that%20man.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538d69816368727d046d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d696b6368727e992a0500#post_538d696b6368727e992a0500\r\nI could take him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538d69cb6368727c428e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d696b6368727e992a0500#post_538d696b6368727e992a0500\r\n\r\nHe looks cute if you remove the red painting.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d695e6368727c426c0500#post_538d695e6368727c426c0500\r\n\r\nI should probably ask Shadow if someone asked him for three fiddy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538d69d06368727d8cfa0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d69816368727d046d0500#post_538d69816368727d046d0500\r\nAnd then he takes you into his pocket dimension.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538d69f16368727bed2a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d682c6368727d04d30400#post_538d682c6368727d04d30400\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d67a76368727ddc000400#post_538d67a76368727ddc000400\r\nDid you even read it?\r\n[/bq]\r\nYes I have; the problem with it is that they're expecting a program to run without any actual coding.  I know I'm using a lot of analogies, but basically what we have now is essentially is a blank hard drive and people are wondering why their computer isn't immediately booting up to windows 9 when it hasn't even been developed yet and their hard drive is empty.\r\n\r\nThe people upset that we don't have human level intelligence Ai really need to back the fuck off and let people do their job.  No offence to you; I'm talking more along the lines of the people that still are whining that we don't have flying cars and time machine deloreans.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538d69fe6368727a9b930500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d69d06368727d8cfa0400#post_538d69d06368727d8cfa0400\r\nI've had worse.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538d6a586368727e999f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d69fe6368727a9b930500#post_538d69fe6368727a9b930500\r\nAnd then he tortures you for a few hours/days, which he makes seem like eternity, and you go back into the world mortally injured, with your face and other body parts corroded off.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538d6a5e6368727bed510500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know who im scared off in the dark?\r\n\r\n!http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dennis-rader-1-tm.jpg?resize=334%2C250!\r\n\r\nthese types of people\r\n\r\ni got enough to worry about in my own kin, i dont need no \"demons, or malefic spirits, or monsters\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538d6a9f6368727da2b90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6a5e6368727bed510500#post_538d6a5e6368727bed510500\r\nYeah. Humans can be fucking terrifying at times.\r\nIt's a good thing hat the good outweighs the bad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538d6aa06368727d8c430500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d69cb6368727c428e0500#post_538d69cb6368727c428e0500\r\n\r\nOh shi... I just lost money yesterday o.0","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538d6aa66368727ddc900500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d69f16368727bed2a0500#post_538d69f16368727bed2a0500\r\n\r\nI just want my Hover Board for next Christmas. And remember, next year pockets are worn outside","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538d6ac96368727e645d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6aa06368727d8c430500#post_538d6aa06368727d8c430500\r\n\r\nJust return him the pages!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538d6b0a6368727e64830500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6ac96368727e645d0500#post_538d6ac96368727e645d0500\r\n\r\nI don't have any pages!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538d6b2b6368727c54ac0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6a9f6368727da2b90500#post_538d6a9f6368727da2b90500\r\n\r\n\r\ni know, i dont hate humanity, its just that there is nothing more terrying for more than a broken human being, cause \r\n\r\n1. they are as real as you and me\r\n2. the things they do can be downright inhuman.\r\n3. they could be anyone and could be anywhere at anytime.\r\n4. their disguise can sometimes be perfect.\r\n\r\nso i feel kinda mad when people say \"ih ims curred of slenderman\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538d6b436368727ddcd60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6b0a6368727e64830500#post_538d6b0a6368727e64830500\r\n\r\nShit...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538d6b976368727a9b380600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6aa66368727ddc900500#post_538d6aa66368727ddc900500\r\nDarn it; I keep getting ninja'd tonight.  Why is everyone on during a school night?  You guys should be sleeping.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf anyone wants to know why we don't have sapient Ai summarized in one sentence it's this, \"The 'programming language' for it is still being written\"; the bricks for a house are still being made; the iron needed for steel is still being smelted; the chinese shoe factory worker is still making the individual parts of your shoes and hasn't even gotten to putting it together yet.  It's still going to be at LEAST fifteen more years until the 'programming language' is actually complete.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538d6bb96368727c425e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6b436368727ddcd60500#post_538d6b436368727ddcd60500\r\n\r\nWhat I gonna do?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538d6bf16368727d6ec50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6b976368727a9b380600#post_538d6b976368727a9b380600\r\nAgain. I'm twenty three.\r\nAnd I take mostly online classes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538d6c096368727a9b5a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6b976368727a9b380600#post_538d6b976368727a9b380600\r\n\r\nMy Social Service is over. But it's two weeks before they deliver the Liberation Card, and without it, I can't subscribe my thesis to get my professional license. ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538d6c3f6368727e99760600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6bb96368727c425e0600#post_538d6bb96368727c425e0600\r\n\r\nFirst get two priests. One old and the other young ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538d6c616368727d6e070600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6b976368727a9b380600#post_538d6b976368727a9b380600\r\n\r\n\r\nthe finals are over, so i got 2 months free, but im gonna take more classes so those are 15 days less.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538d6cb76368727c545c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The following de-extinction projects currently have had very good progress.\r\n\"Woolly mammoth.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolly_mammoth (Mammoth genes are currently being tested in elephant cells)\r\n\"Bucardo.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucardo (One was cloned in 2009, but it died of lung defects after only 7 minutes)\r\n\"Gastric-brooding frog.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastric-brooding_frog  (Embryos were cloned in 2013)\r\n\"Aurochs.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs (Aurochs-like cattle are being bred and should soon be re-released into the forests of Europe)\r\n\"Quagga.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quagga (Quagga-like zebras are currently being bred)\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538d6d576368720eb6140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I NEED DIS!\r\n!http://uncannyflats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/body6-428x600.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538d6d6c6368720fca1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538d6d576368720eb6140000#post_538d6d576368720eb6140000\r\n\r\n\r\n...no","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}