time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4264.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ee5fb46368724f5fd70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shame on me.\r\n~I have no idea what this guy is saying.~\r\n^I'm an embarrassment^","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee5fba63687224c4a51600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee5eb8636872507f5f0e00#post_54ee5eb8636872507f5f0e00\r\nWhy would I be annoyed that you talk about LoL!\r\n\r\nI actually wanted to play LoL at one point but I know I'll just suck at it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee60246368725204fe0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's good to have ya back Jon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee604f63687227eb1e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee5f80636872637ea30a00#post_54ee5f80636872637ea30a00\r\n\r\nI mean, it was, like, the sixties. Shit was different.\r\n\r\nMattell's factories was also impressive for having a racially integrated workplace (if you didn't like it, you didn't have a job) and being led by a female. Pretty advanced.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54ee606663687236e0590d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee60246368725204fe0400#post_54ee60246368725204fe0400\r\nI thought he had dead\r\nIt's been a little while. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ee608963687203add90700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee60246368725204fe0400#post_54ee60246368725204fe0400\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee606663687236e0590d00#post_54ee606663687236e0590d00\r\nI'm glad to see the boss man back too!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee60ef6368726770d03200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee608963687203add90700#post_54ee608963687203add90700\r\n\r\nHe's practically our mascot!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54ee614c6368725f356f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee604f63687227eb1e0200#post_54ee604f63687227eb1e0200\r\nThat is pretty neat actually. \r\n\r\nThe only old toy industry stuff I know is that Hasbro went to a trade fair one year and just grabbed everything that looked vaguely transformy and deemed it transformers","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ee61576368720b0e361100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So are Pat and Liam ACTUALLY gonna fight Culex?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee61a463687227eb7c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee60ef6368726770d03200#post_54ee60ef6368726770d03200\r\nCyborg jontron with raiden hair\r\nThat's our mascot\r\n\r\n-also a schweeet Assss-","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ee61ae6368723cf9081a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee60ef6368726770d03200#post_54ee60ef6368726770d03200\r\nAnd I am completely happy he basically is! Just put his face on the Derpiboory title!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee61576368720b0e361100#post_54ee61576368720b0e361100\r\nTHE BETTER SINCE THEY BEEN SAYING THE GAME IS SO EASY!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee61ef6368727138da1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee614c6368725f356f0100#post_54ee614c6368725f356f0100\r\n\r\nCan't argue with that business logic.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54ee61f863687233acb10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And that, people, is why I don't watch Jontron.\r\nI have no idea what the frick he is saying.\r\n!http://i.stack.imgur.com/VM8eJ.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee621b6368721575470700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee61ae6368723cf9081a00#post_54ee61ae6368723cf9081a00\r\nWatch them finally get to Culex and then they just get completely STOMPED ON.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee62266368723cf9231a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee61576368720b0e361100#post_54ee61576368720b0e361100\r\nThey'll probably lose\r\n\r\nI mean I'm just guessing, I've never fought him, but he is one of those uber secret bosses","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ee623763687224c4601700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/7m5WHd3.png!\r\n\r\n\"Good luck finding your insulin, fuck you.\"","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54ee62586368724197b44c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee61f863687233acb10300#post_54ee61f863687233acb10300\r\n\r\nHave you tried subs...?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54ee62876368723dc2460b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee62586368724197b44c00#post_54ee62586368724197b44c00\r\nSubs doesn't work on a phone.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee629a63687233acda0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54ee62a163687208fd464100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee621b6368721575470700#post_54ee621b6368721575470700\r\nI want that to happen so bad! They've been getting so cocky this entire playthough! Especially Liam!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee623763687224c4601700#post_54ee623763687224c4601700\r\n\"You look like you were made out of Fried chicken!\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee62b863687236e0160e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee62876368723dc2460b00#post_54ee62876368723dc2460b00\r\n\r\nThat sucks.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54ee62c663687238d7a42400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee62876368723dc2460b00#post_54ee62876368723dc2460b00\r\nyou're are on your phone right now? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee62d36368726770da3300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee5fba63687224c4a51600#post_54ee5fba63687224c4a51600\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee5eb8636872507f5f0e00#post_54ee5eb8636872507f5f0e00\r\nWhy would I be annoyed that you talk about LoL!\r\n\r\nI actually wanted to play LoL at one point but I know I'll just suck at it. [/bq]\r\nShort version tutorial for newbies:\r\nTier 1 & 2 runes suck; don't buy them.\r\nTanks are good against mages; Ryze is good for noobs, but if you play a tank don't get too ballsy; nothing pisses off support quite like a person giving a turret a high-five with their face.\r\nSupport is cause tanks tend to be tards and thinking they're invisible; support is there to make sure tanks don't die as much.\r\nMages are good, but attack from a distance.\r\nJungling is good, but easy to fuck up.\r\nAssassins are a more balanced tank that don't die as much, but don't have as much attack power.\r\nBruisers are overpowered, but keep in mind you're more squishy.\r\nCarry are basically range attackers.\r\n\r\nFocus on whoever is squishiest on the opposing team, make them retreat, push hard on turret while they're away, retreat when they come back, heal, then push back.\r\n\r\nAlso kills don't really matter that much other than xp and gold; as long as you try to die the least that's good.\r\n\r\nIf a enemy has a projectile attack keep moving so they can't get a straight attack; if they have a area of effect attack stay out of their range.\r\n\r\n\r\nTl:dr; Remember that you're a squishy flesh being and that a turret to the face hurts so only try to take out the turret super hard when the enemy is away healing; if the enemy is there try to take out the enemy minions so that they're on the defensive and DON'T WALK INTO ENEMY ATTACK RANGES!\r\n\r\n*Tl:dr of Tl:dr; Don't say hi to the turret with your face.  #1 mistake of new players is that they go \"oh hi Mr. Turret; would you like a hug today?\"*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ee62ed636872745e5f3700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee62b863687236e0160e00#post_54ee62b863687236e0160e00\r\nIt's hard being Hard of Hearing.\r\nThere are Youtubers who use their own subtitles on their videos, though.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee62fa63687208fd664100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee62c663687238d7a42400#post_54ee62c663687238d7a42400\r\nYeah.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}